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2017-06-16 05:16:19 PM  
Didn't see any blood, so I'm guessing nothing ruptured on the outside (so he didn't get either of his nuts kicked off) but... holy schnikes. That was ridiculous. Guard yourself, son.
 
2017-06-16 05:55:03 PM  
Thanks, Fark.  My testicles retracted so far, I'm not likely to see them for a week.
 
2017-06-16 06:05:30 PM  
That left him in tears, and me in tears.
 
2017-06-16 06:26:56 PM  
Yep, not watching that video.
 
2017-06-16 07:12:38 PM  
Not gonna watch it either. Did a giphy search for 'nut shot' earlier for a different thread and winced many times.

/and laughed a lot too
//ow my balls!
 
2017-06-16 09:26:09 PM  

lostcat: Yep, not watching that video.


Good move.  I'm full of regret.
 
2017-06-16 09:34:13 PM  

Banned on the Run: Thanks, Fark.  My testicles retracted so far, I'm not likely to see them for a week.


And with this, I won't click the link.

Thanks, Farkers in general and Banned on the Run in particular!
 
2017-06-16 10:01:01 PM  

Banned on the Run: Thanks, Fark.  My testicles retracted so far, I'm not likely to see them for a week.


CSB
I had a lower anterior resectioning done on me and they installed a suction bag to get rid of the excess fluid. What they don't tell you is that the suction is so strong, it literally causes the parts down below like your testicles to retract due to the suction.
And when they removed it, it was a real relief. And a bit freaky since the tube looks like a two-foot long metallic tapeworm.
/CSB
And on a related note to testicular injury, there was a rugby match between France and New Zealand where one of the NZ players got a clear to the groin and caused a testicle to fall out of his scrotum. He got a team medic to sew it back in AND he played the rest of the game.
 
2017-06-16 10:07:53 PM  
Google Image Search "Kotoro Connect Ep 3" first hit:

img.fark.net

Okay, that isn't one bodyswapped boy kicking an androphobic bodyswapped girl HARD in her testicles, but we'll allow it.

(yes, that previous sentence made sense in context)

/img.fark.net
 
2017-06-16 10:13:49 PM  
i WILL not be watching the clip, thank you very much!
 
2017-06-16 10:37:50 PM  
According to fightnetwork.com he went to the hospital and was subsequently released with no lasting damage and a clean bill of health.  There is supposed to be a rematch later this year.
 
2017-06-16 11:02:40 PM  
Did the announcers really drop to English and say "peanuts" at :51 or did I hear that wrong?  Either way I feel for that man's pain.
 
2017-06-16 11:07:20 PM  
Oh my!
 
2017-06-16 11:21:19 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
Oak
2017-06-17 12:13:33 AM  
Dont Shoot A Guy In The Dick
Youtube qBCDY5XhZng
 
2017-06-17 04:20:24 AM  
I didnt see anything that bad. Clearly he was in pain. Not a traumatic video though.

Unlike this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z9H1vMLSHc
 
2017-06-17 04:21:01 AM  
The other fighter glancing at the cameras with a sheepish smirk makes the video.
 
2017-06-17 06:40:00 AM  

img.fark.net

AND THE WINNER BY KICK TO THE COCK AND BALLS HYUN MAN MYUNG!

 
2017-06-17 08:46:11 AM  

ISO15693: I didnt see anything that bad. Clearly he was in pain. Not a traumatic video though.

Unlike this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z9H1vMLSHc


Nope. Not watching this one either.
 
2017-06-17 11:00:20 AM  
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Just leaving this here.
 
2017-06-17 11:14:21 AM  

leet793: According to fightnetwork.com he went to the hospital and was subsequently released with no lasting damage and a clean bill of health.  There is supposed to be a rematch later this year.


Wonder how clean that fight will be. ;-)

/match 2: grudge boogaloo
 
2017-06-17 03:40:14 PM  
The winner:
img.fark.net
 
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