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(The Raw Story)   Strange preemptive statement from DOJ about not trusting anonymous sources from supposed foreign intel causes the internet theorists to believe that we have the Pee Pee tape forthcoming soon   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-06-15 11:54:42 PM  
that is a strange missive from the DAG. All the right people think something is in the pipeline.
 
2017-06-16 12:13:26 AM  
I guess Putin's willing to take Cuba and some global chaos as a consolation prize.
 
2017-06-16 12:17:02 AM  
There is all kinds of WTF*ckery flying off of that statement.

Guesses:

1) Rosenstein is about to recuse himself, as a result of his involvement in Comey's firing.
2) Sessions is about to resign.
3) The Trump Administration is about to receive it's burn notice.
 
2017-06-16 12:59:23 AM  
So.... We will all be sitting around our computers reloading WAPO and NYT tomorrow starting at 5pm EST?
 
2017-06-16 12:59:31 AM  

Clutch2013: There is all kinds of WTF*ckery flying off of that statement.

Guesses:

1) Rosenstein is about to recuse himself, as a result of his involvement in Comey's firing.
2) Sessions is about to resign.
3) The Trump Administration is about to receive it's burn notice.


nah the statement specifically mentions anonymous sources that might be allied intel officers. or not. they can't say :)
so there is something specific in the pipeline and someone has shopped it around. the rumor mill hints at a recording of some kind but I'm not so sure. Whatever it is ,it's big enough to warrant a teaser lol.
 
2017-06-16 01:06:47 AM  
Wouldn't it be funny if Pence was behind all the leaks and that's why he got him a lawyer? Because as Cheney proved the prez and vp can declassify anything. Even undercover CIA operations.
 
2017-06-16 01:16:26 AM  
"Who are you going to believe, the Prez or your lying eyes?"

/the pee tape will show up on Pornhub first
 
2017-06-16 01:24:55 AM  
ya know, I think I can live out the rest of my life happy knowing that I have never seen a tape of the president of the united states engaging in 'water-sport' porn with a russian prostitute or five.
 
2017-06-16 01:37:33 AM  

Weaver95: ya know, I think I can live out the rest of my life happy knowing that I have never seen a tape of the president of the united states engaging in 'water-sport' porn with a russian prostitute or five.


If and when it...ah... emerges, 'watersports' is going to become a minor fad.  Expect a lot of work for slightly tubby actors who are willing to go orange for art.

(In all seriousness, if this tape emerges and is verified, you might as well sign me up for Main Attraction at the next TF Orgy, because the nukes will already be in the air and it won't matter any more)
 
2017-06-16 01:44:12 AM  

Chariset: (In all seriousness, if this tape emerges and is verified, you might as well sign me up for Main Attraction at the next TF Orgy, because the nukes will already be in the air and it won't matter any more)


if this tape emerges, expect to see a LOT of trumpers masturbating furiously to how awesome it all was, and then the rest of us being disgusted and repelled by the whole thing.

wait.  TF ORGIES!?  we have those!?  why was I not infromed!?
 
2017-06-16 02:25:02 AM  

Weaver95: ya know, I think I can live out the rest of my life happy knowing that I have never seen a tape of the president of the united states engaging in 'water-sport' porn with a russian prostitute or five.


I don't want to see it, I just want everyone else to see it, and the damage that will result.

C'mon Santa, please??? I won't ask for anything else for Christmas.
.
 
2017-06-16 02:32:44 AM  

whither_apophis: /the pee tape will show up on Pornhub first


Pornhub seems to be the place to post video when governments try to censor it.
http://mashable.com/2017/06/02/alexei-navalny-pornhub-russia/
 
2017-06-16 02:46:18 AM  

Weaver95: Chariset: (In all seriousness, if this tape emerges and is verified, you might as well sign me up for Main Attraction at the next TF Orgy, because the nukes will already be in the air and it won't matter any more)

if this tape emerges, expect to see a LOT of trumpers masturbating furiously to how awesome it all was, and then the rest of us being disgusted and repelled by the whole thing.

wait.  TF ORGIES!?  we have those!?  why was I not infromed!?


You'd actually want to participate in an orgy with TFers?

Now THAT is a sick fetish, Weaver. Sick, sick sick!
 
2017-06-16 02:46:45 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Clutch2013: There is all kinds of WTF*ckery flying off of that statement.

Guesses:

1) Rosenstein is about to recuse himself, as a result of his involvement in Comey's firing.
2) Sessions is about to resign.
3) The Trump Administration is about to receive it's burn notice.

nah the statement specifically mentions anonymous sources that might be allied intel officers. or not. they can't say :)
so there is something specific in the pipeline and someone has shopped it around. the rumor mill hints at a recording of some kind but I'm not so sure. Whatever it is ,it's big enough to warrant a teaser lol.


Claude Taylor tweeted something out earlier tonight, saying that he was hearing chatter that one of our allies had a compromising tape of Trump and was looking for ways to release it.

The only reason I bring that up is because, about an hour after I saw that, Rosenstein shoots this out.

Maybe it's not a tape, but I'm guessing tomorrow's bombshell is going to come from the Guardian, or the BBC.
 
2017-06-16 02:47:53 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You'd actually want to participate in an orgy with TFers?


well no....but I do like to know when opportunities to mock the sex lives of others becomes available.
 
2017-06-16 02:49:19 AM  

Weaver95: ecmoRandomNumbers: You'd actually want to participate in an orgy with TFers?

well no....but I do like to know when opportunities to mock the sex lives of others becomes available.


Ah. Well, that makes sense. Who doesn't like that?
 
2017-06-16 03:09:33 AM  
If the tape emerges they won't care. The taking point will be and I quote "A traveling businessman hired a prostitute, who cares?"
 
2017-06-16 03:12:39 AM  

EvilEgg: If the tape emerges they won't care. The taking point will be and I quote "A traveling businessman hired a prostitute, who cares?"


true.  the real fun will be the next time trump stands up and tries to be all presidential about family values.  THEN the true value of such a tape comes into focus.

Trump:"gay people do not deserve special protections and abortion is immoral!"
libruls: 'so...here's a copy of that pee tape.  would you like to show us where your 'family values' were during all of this?'
Trump: [leaves room, plays golf] "I alone am best!"
 
2017-06-16 03:18:07 AM  
The statement left the internet wondering if it was forced by President Donald Trump - or if the Justice Department was hacked.

I'm gonna go with that first thing.
 
2017-06-16 03:39:31 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-16 03:46:23 AM  
The Predisential Guard stands at the ready to extinguish any such allocations as they flame up:
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-16 05:53:46 AM  

Weaver95: EvilEgg: If the tape emerges they won't care. The taking point will be and I quote "A traveling businessman hired a prostitute, who cares?"

true.  the real fun will be the next time trump stands up and tries to be all presidential about family values.  THEN the true value of such a tape comes into focus.

Trump:"gay people do not deserve special protections and abortion is immoral!"
libruls: 'so...here's a copy of that pee tape.  would you like to show us where your 'family values' were during all of this?'
Trump: [leaves room, plays golf] "I alone am best!" "I have prayed to Jesus for forgiveness."


Standard GOP sex-scandal deflection tactic that appeases the base.
 
2017-06-16 05:59:44 AM  
Trump is a piss fetishist?

Not surprised.
 
2017-06-16 06:01:01 AM  

Jake Havechek: Trump is a piss fetishist?

Not surprised.


I have him pegged as a sexual submissive type.  he probably likes getting spanked.

and now I've officially gone TOO FAR
 
2017-06-16 06:08:07 AM  

EvilEgg: If the tape emerges they won't care. The taking point will be and I quote "A traveling businessman hired a prostitute, who cares?"


Except he's asserted rather vehemently he hasn't.  How many lies can a man tell before the people who still believe him (shocking, I know) start to wonder if maybe he's a big fat liar.
 
2017-06-16 06:15:01 AM  
Hannity will devote a show about how much his wife enjoys getting pissed on.
 
2017-06-16 06:15:06 AM  
If someone publishes that tape they can make it my Christmas AND birthday presents...
 
2017-06-16 06:16:04 AM  

EvilEgg: If the tape emerges they won't care. The taking point will be and I quote "A traveling businessman hired a prostitute, who cares?"


the talking point will be 'no talking about the piss tape'.
 
2017-06-16 06:16:34 AM  

Ambivalence: How many lies can a man tell before the people who still believe him (shocking, I know) start to wonder if maybe he's a big fat liar.


have you seen the trumper response to the Scalise shooting?  they adamantly believe it is ENTIRELY the fault of 'out of control libruls' and that the conservatives did nothing to provoke such a reaction.

I'm convinced that the people who still support trump are mentally ill.
 
2017-06-16 06:17:53 AM  
Urine trouble, Trump!
 
2017-06-16 06:19:11 AM  

Weaver95: Jake Havechek: Trump is a piss fetishist?

Not surprised.

I have him pegged as a sexual submissive type.  he probably likes getting spanked.

and now I've officially gone TOO FAR


It's amazing how quickly, despite claims to the contrary, that Fark has become my personal erotica site.
 
2017-06-16 06:19:31 AM  
if twitter shut down half the so called "journalists" out there wouldn't know how to write a story.
 
2017-06-16 06:21:19 AM  

Weaver95: Jake Havechek: Trump is a piss fetishist?

Not surprised.

I have him pegged as a sexual submissive type.  he probably likes getting spanked.

and now I've officially gone TOO FAR


Maybe something like this?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2017-06-16 06:21:53 AM  
This is yellow journalism at its worst. The president has always been a straight shooter with the American people. It's time to put these rumors to bed. These reporters are just pissing in the wind. We need to tell the biased media that urine trouble.
 
2017-06-16 06:24:29 AM  
They've got literally nothing right thus far. They have to get one....
 
2017-06-16 06:27:08 AM  

Weaver95: Jake Havechek: Trump is a piss fetishist?

Not surprised.

I have him pegged as a sexual submissive type.  he probably likes getting spanked.

and now I've officially gone TOO FAR


Yeah. Should have stopped at the pegging.
 
2017-06-16 06:28:14 AM  

robrr2003: They've got literally nothing right thus far. They have to get one....


Who're "they"?
 
2017-06-16 06:30:40 AM  
What a bunch of kucks.

/Peace y'all,  I'm going to sleep
 
2017-06-16 06:32:18 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-16 06:32:18 AM  
The hell with the pee tape. Trump married a prostitute and licensed his name to an escort service. I already know he's a skeev who has never gotten a woman to touch him without some kind of financial transaction. I want the recording where he or one of his family makes straight up promises to Putin in exchange for help getting elected and clearing their debts.
 
2017-06-16 06:32:39 AM  
A pee pee tape would change nothing. It's just locker room talk.
 
2017-06-16 06:32:58 AM  

Hobodeluxe: that is a strange missive from the DAG. All the right people think something is in the pipeline.


Reporters ask people being reported on for comment. Since it's Rosenstein it relates to the Russia probe. Expect to see the results later today
 
2017-06-16 06:37:51 AM  

Clutch2013: Hobodeluxe: Clutch2013: There is all kinds of WTF*ckery flying off of that statement.

Guesses:

1) Rosenstein is about to recuse himself, as a result of his involvement in Comey's firing.
2) Sessions is about to resign.
3) The Trump Administration is about to receive it's burn notice.

nah the statement specifically mentions anonymous sources that might be allied intel officers. or not. they can't say :)
so there is something specific in the pipeline and someone has shopped it around. the rumor mill hints at a recording of some kind but I'm not so sure. Whatever it is ,it's big enough to warrant a teaser lol.

Claude Taylor tweeted something out earlier tonight, saying that he was hearing chatter that one of our allies had a compromising tape of Trump and was looking for ways to release it.

The only reason I bring that up is because, about an hour after I saw that, Rosenstein shoots this out.

Maybe it's not a tape, but I'm guessing tomorrow's bombshell is going to come from the Guardian, or the BBC.


Who told Claude? The Marshall of the Supreme Court?
 
2017-06-16 06:38:51 AM  

blastoh: So.... We will all be sitting around our computers reloading WAPO and NYT tomorrow starting at 5pm EST?


What, RawStory isn't a reliable enough source for you??
 
2017-06-16 06:40:18 AM  

Weaver95: Ambivalence: How many lies can a man tell before the people who still believe him (shocking, I know) start to wonder if maybe he's a big fat liar.

have you seen the trumper response to the Scalise shooting?  they adamantly believe it is ENTIRELY the fault of 'out of control libruls' and that the conservatives did nothing to provoke such a reaction.

I'm convinced that the people who still support trump are mentally ill.


There are always going to be people like that, and they are always going to be loud and proud about their stupidity.  It's the ones who we haven't heard much from that I'm interested in.  The ones that are getting closer to that breaking point in their support.
 
2017-06-16 06:40:19 AM  
I'm just posting in this thread just to say that shortly after this memo was released, I posted that I suspected the pee tape was coming and that it would show up on PornHub.

Just in the off-case it actually comes true, I want to be able to say "I called it!"
 
2017-06-16 06:40:53 AM  

Chariset: I guess Putin's willing to take Cuba and some global chaos as a consolation prize.


"Global chaos" has always been Putin's goal. He wants to eliminate the global influence of the US and the EU, because it creates an environment where he can swoop in and replace us as their benefactors/influences in many developing countries. Trump's election, Brexit, and Le Pen were about creating that chaos and lowering those powers' standings.

Installing puppets into western governments who are willing to directly aid him (through lifting of sanctions, etc) is a bonus, but not the main goal.
 
2017-06-16 06:41:01 AM  

Weaver95: wait.  TF ORGIES!?  we have those!?  why was I not infromed!?


What do you think the Politics tab is?
 
2017-06-16 06:43:06 AM  
I think you are all underestimating the degree to which Americans are freaked out about sex. The "grab em by the pussy" comment could be brushed aside because it was somewhat non specific and involved a man acting like a pig.  That's somewhat expected and even revered by deplorables.

But this involves the two things that genuinely freak middle America out.  Actual sex and piss.  I think this will disgust, but the talking point will be unverified source and clearly the work of the   IC Deep State.
 
2017-06-16 06:44:47 AM  

GoldSpider: What do you think the Politics tab is?


these days?  hells, even I don't know anymore.
 
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