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(Some Guy)   An easy guide to Swedish cursing   ( divider line
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3583 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2002 at 8:49 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-10 09:03:43 AM  
2002-01-10 09:04:06 AM  
I helvete heller att jag tänker ligga med dig!
2002-01-10 09:05:20 AM  
Förbannade fitta! (48)
Bloody biatch/whore!; Bloody shiat!

I find it moderatly amusing that the same phrase could mean "Bloody whore!" as well as "Bloody shiat!". There really isn't that much difference between the two anyways.
2002-01-10 09:27:16 AM  
how do you say a cuck full of shum?
2002-01-10 09:55:14 AM  
That dictionary is not really up to date.

Its really basic old swedish curses, that could easily have been uttered anytime between 1920 to the present date.

Present day examples:

Jag ska straffknulla dig med grovsalt!
I'll punish-fark you with coarse salt!

Sug min sura drule!
Suck my sour old dick!

Plenty more where that came from. Enjoy.
2002-01-10 12:37:18 PM  
Gotta love this one:

A Swedish labour union leader once used the expression fittstim, literally "shoal of coonts" .
2002-01-10 03:20:41 PM  
Yeah, and then he blamed it on his chaffeur. Got fired in the end. He was talking about women in politics, how they stick together.

His name, if you want to enquire further, is Stig Malm.
2002-01-10 05:28:29 PM  
the worst swedish curse imaginable is "din jävla bäverjävel!"

nothing beats it!
2002-01-11 03:22:25 AM  
Du är så djup.
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