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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   Jared Kushner fears President Bannon is about to expose more secrets about him to the public   ( deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Ivanka Trump, The Washington Post, President of the United States, American Jews, Washington, D.C., The New York Times, Newspaper, Jared Kushner  
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2017-06-14 09:00:04 AM  
Let them destroy each other.
 
2017-06-14 09:51:07 AM  
imageshack.com
 
2017-06-14 10:00:42 AM  
Centered on meth and gay hustlers, one hopes.
 
2017-06-14 01:24:37 PM  
Maybe the secret of what his voice sounds like?
 
2017-06-14 02:26:27 PM  

foo monkey: Maybe the secret of what his voice sounds like?


I thought we all agreed that he sounds almost exactly like Gilbert Gottfried.
 
2017-06-14 02:36:38 PM  
This is the setup to a really bad joke.

i.imgur.com

"A Jew and two Nazis walk into a bar..."
 
2017-06-14 03:18:45 PM  
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com ? And how long have they been around? Should I be saying "your blog sucks"?
 
2017-06-14 03:28:06 PM  
This will be fun when Kushner finally tells Trump that either Bannom goes or he does.

At that point Trump is farked.

If kushner goes, he is more likely to flip on Trump.

If bannon goes, the rage machine flips on Trump with public support.
 
2017-06-14 03:29:31 PM  

gopher321: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com ? And how long have they been around? Should I be saying "your blog sucks"?


At first glance they look like someone who reads Twitter but can't keep their responses to 140 characters.
 
2017-06-14 03:54:38 PM  
That Jackie liked Hyde better?
 
2017-06-14 03:59:25 PM  

blastoh: This will be fun when Kushner finally tells Trump that either Bannom goes or he does.

At that point Trump is farked.

If kushner goes, he is more likely to flip on Trump.

If bannon goes, the rage machine flips on Trump with public support.


So it's a win for the rest of us?
 
2017-06-14 04:22:12 PM  
Christ, I'd forgotten about Kushner and whatever it was that he was spraying diarrhea all over a couple weeks ago.  Whatever ass-fountain came next must have succeeded in distracting me.
 
2017-06-14 04:23:06 PM  
img.fark.net
Fight!
 
2017-06-14 04:23:42 PM  

BizarreMan: blastoh: This will be fun when Kushner finally tells Trump that either Bannom goes or he does.

At that point Trump is farked.

If kushner goes, he is more likely to flip on Trump.

If bannon goes, the rage machine flips on Trump with public support.

So it's a win for the rest of us?


No, we've already lost.
 
2017-06-14 04:27:34 PM  
If they want to form a circle and then start firing, well, please, proceed.
 
2017-06-14 04:27:53 PM  

iron de havilland: This is the setup to a really bad joke.

[i.imgur.com image 620x415]

"A Jew and two Nazis walk into a bar..."


I was thinking more along the lines of the representatives of an alien invasion.
Jared: young academy graduate, family/friends in highplaces
Miller: Under qualified middle level officer how doesn't care
Bannon: Old, grouchy, bitter officer that just wants to blow everything up and go home.
 
2017-06-14 04:28:21 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-14 04:29:36 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: If they want to form a circle and then start firing, well, please, proceed.


A circular firing squad, that is, in case my farked-up typing wasn't clear.
 
2017-06-14 04:29:47 PM  

iron de havilland: "A Jew and two Nazis walk into a bar..."


Actually it's more like "two jews and two Nazis walk into a bar and take 3 stools"
 
2017-06-14 04:30:09 PM  
tu9srvbirvvtmtmkc3rhdgljlmrlyxroyw5kdgf4zxntywcuy29t.g00.deathandtaxesmag.com

The law firm of Weego, Cheatem and Hyde
 
2017-06-14 04:30:47 PM  
CAN'T PUSH THE KUSH
 
2017-06-14 04:31:35 PM  
I hope the farking world burns.
 
2017-06-14 04:32:05 PM  
Muller's literally the only one who can spare you most of the Consequences you brought upon Yourself, Jared.

First Piggies to the trough of State's Evidence get the kindest sentences. Last ones...

In a Fair World, it'd be Deadpool popping into your car window with a hearty "HEY, JARED!!"
 
2017-06-14 04:32:27 PM  

Jumbled: I hope the farking world burns.


So does Bannon.
 
2017-06-14 04:32:51 PM  

Jumbled: I hope the farking world burns.


We could just work together to burn people like Trump
 
2017-06-14 04:36:01 PM  
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/deathandtaxes/

"These media sources are moderately to strongly biased toward liberal causes through story selection and/or political affiliation.  They may utilize strong loaded words (wording that attempts to influence an audience by using appeal to emotion or stereotypes), publish misleading reports and omit reporting of information that may damage liberal causes. Some sources in this category may be untrustworthy. See all Left Bias sources.
Factual Reporting: HIGH

Notes: DeathandTaxes is a news and opinion website with a left wing bias in reporting and wording. Many headlines and articles contain loaded words that attempt to influence the reader. While there is some sensationalism here most articles are fairly sourced to mostly credible sources. DeathandTaxes does tend to link within it's own website too much, which is a tactic to drive page views, but for the most part information is accurate, with a pretty strong left wing bias."
 
2017-06-14 04:36:30 PM  
Somebody must have told Bannon that it was picture day.
That's the first picture, I've seen, where it doesn't look like he just fell asleep in his suit
three days ago and was woken right before the photo was taken
.
 
2017-06-14 04:37:09 PM  
1. Don't be someone people can have dirt on
2. Fight back
 
2017-06-14 04:39:01 PM  

Jumbled: I hope the farking world burns.


Bullshiat. You'd go all head-slappy if your wifi goes out.
 
2017-06-14 04:41:01 PM  

Catlenfell: Somebody must have told Bannon that it was picture day.
That's the first picture, I've seen, where it doesn't look like he just fell asleep in his suit
three days ago and was woken right before the photo was taken


His hair hasn't been washed in a month though, and his gut is sticking out.
 
2017-06-14 04:41:23 PM  
Oh shut the fark up already about this shiat. It's just noise designed to distract us from the real issues. Nobody is dishing on those two squabbling. There is no bombshell. How the fark does Bannon know jack shiat about Kushner's business dealings? Answer: he doesnt.

Stop it already, media. You don't have to chase every rabbit down every hole. Focus. Do your farking jobs.
 
2017-06-14 04:42:33 PM  
Is this the answer to the Preacher wherethef*ckisyourchin.jpg?

img.fark.net

Bannon's hoarding them.
 
2017-06-14 04:42:39 PM  

stoli n coke: Jumbled: I hope the farking world burns.

Bullshiat. You'd go all head-slappy if your wifi goes out.


i.imgur.com
"It will come back on within the hour! Hold it together!!
"BUT MY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMESS!"
 
2017-06-14 04:43:04 PM  
NPR is reporting that 70% of sales of Trump properties are being bought by shell companies (up from 4% in prior years) not that there is anything going on there.
 
2017-06-14 04:43:09 PM  
Steve Miller looks like central casting for Bad Guy #3
 
2017-06-14 04:44:26 PM  
I hope the farking world burns down.
 
2017-06-14 04:45:16 PM  
I will flip on you soon
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-14 04:50:12 PM  

skinbubble: I will flip on you soon
[img.fark.net image 850x510]


Ignoring how he either looks like a robotic facsimile of a human, or looks like a middle-aged housewife after the face lift...

That right there is contempt. That is the face you make when you hate someone.
 
2017-06-14 04:51:38 PM  
Now here are 2 real American patriots busting their butt every day to serve us regular tax paying folk.  So glad they represent me and all Americans day in and day out.
 
2017-06-14 04:52:02 PM  
Doesn't Jared have anything on Bannon? Come on man. Get rid of Sessions and Bannon (and Miller), then we might just survive this circus long enough for President Pence to take over
 
2017-06-14 04:52:16 PM  
How is it not already damning enough for Kushner that he takes federal money meant for projects in poorer neighborhoods and uses it to make luxury high rises in rich neighborhoods while also selling 'investments' into these projects to Chinese in exchange for U.S. visas?
 
2017-06-14 04:55:57 PM  

Epoch_Zero: skinbubble: I will flip on you soon
[img.fark.net image 850x510]

Ignoring how he either looks like a robotic facsimile of a human, or looks like a middle-aged housewife after the face lift...

That right there is contempt. That is the face you make when you hate someone.


Kushner, for all that he's a mafia slumlord, is also (1) male and (2) jewish.

I can't imagine that having a shiatty father-in-law who is also a big anti-semite whose friends are more literally Nazis has been a great time for him, even putting aside the whole "constantly farking your wife" angle.  Being related to Trump also has to be a real test of the "how much is a large amount of money actually worth" question even aside from that, but there's an extra cherry on the shiat pie for Kushner.
 
2017-06-14 04:56:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-14 04:57:32 PM  
Not sure if those stories are damaging enough, Steve.  Please post them and we'll help you decide.
 
2017-06-14 05:01:08 PM  
Kushner always looks to me like he's spent his entire adult life doing nothing but wear expensive suits while standing quietly in the back of rooms where important things are happening.

He's like Zelig without the whimsical charm.
 
2017-06-14 05:02:16 PM  

iron de havilland: This is the setup to a really bad joke.

[i.imgur.com image 620x415]

"A Jew and two Nazis walk into a bar..."


But all of them are despicable, terrible and evil!

Seriously, I always am amazed that in pwecious babby Jared they managed to find, well, I'm not going to say THE most despicable jew on the entire planet, but definitely in the top 1% of the 1% of the worst and one which oddly lines up with the terrible nazi propaganda against jews. Like most jews are actually the opposite of everything they were accused of, except I suppose being good with money. But Jared. Where do you even start. Incompetent, corrupt, has job solely because of nepotism, working with propagandists to try to manipulate people, trying to take over the power of the presidency without having been elected, son of a scumbag criminal, actually a scumbag criminal, takes bribes, etc etc. I wonder how justified Bannon feels in all his delusions, secure that (((Jared))) is just a typical example.
 
2017-06-14 05:04:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-14 05:05:54 PM  

Epoch_Zero: skinbubble: I will flip on you soon
[img.fark.net image 850x510]

Ignoring how he either looks like a robotic facsimile of a human, or looks like a middle-aged housewife after the face lift...

That right there is contempt. That is the face you make when you hate someone.


Both Jared and Ivanka have facial expressions that are so curated.  I wonder if they've spent hours and hours practicing their facial expressions, probably with coaches and instructors and videotaping then reviewing the videotapes.  Even movie stars from the Golden Age of Metro like Robert Taylor and Greta Garbo seem to have spent less time gazing at themselves.

Also the laser treatments on their skin makes their faces shiny.
 
2017-06-14 05:10:48 PM  

Epoch_Zero: skinbubble: I will flip on you soon
[img.fark.net image 850x510]

Ignoring how he either looks like a robotic facsimile of a human, or looks like a middle-aged housewife after the face lift...

That right there is contempt. That is the face you make when you hate someone.


Could just be too much botox.
 
2017-06-14 05:12:39 PM  

Evil Mackerel: [img.fark.net image 500x355]


Every time I see that image the only thing that goes through my mind is, "I have a back yard full of those annoying farks. Wish they'd go be evil somewhere else."
 
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