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2017-06-13 04:36:57 PM  
another box
 
2017-06-13 04:39:35 PM  
Schrödinger's cat
 
2017-06-13 04:39:51 PM  
centipedes?
 
2017-06-13 04:43:24 PM  
A wildcat?
 
2017-06-13 04:45:44 PM  
A booger ball 6 inches in diameter left in your old house when you were a kid, that was given to you by your dieing crazy aunt. You haven't thought about it in years. but know since I mentioned it the memory of you taking the dare and licking it in front of your friends. Is surgeing down your spine. The flood of guilt and fear of me telling everyone on fark about your booger ball.
 
2017-06-13 05:00:58 PM  
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2017-06-13 05:55:27 PM  
It cannot be touched, and makes no sound,
Yet seen with the eye, it could be round.
Placed into a box, if large or slight,
Will decrease its weight, a bit more light.

What is it?
 
2017-06-13 06:16:54 PM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: It cannot be touched, and makes no sound,
Yet seen with the eye, it could be round.
Placed into a box, if large or slight,
Will decrease its weight, a bit more light.

What is it?


My private ham reserve.
 
2017-06-13 07:21:57 PM  
Ooh. Ooh. I know this. It's Man.
 
2017-06-13 07:26:14 PM  
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2017-06-13 07:26:39 PM  
UHF - Wheel Of Fish
Youtube KezvwARhBIc
 
2017-06-13 07:39:58 PM  
Any man forgets his number
Any man loses his spoon
Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building
Any man not in his bunk at eight
Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed
Any man turns in the wrong sheet
Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks
Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle
Any man loud talking
Any man don't keep order
 
2017-06-13 07:43:46 PM  
Cash and prizes worth up to $15,000.
 
2017-06-13 08:04:46 PM  
Useless Box Kit from ThinkGeek
Youtube aqAUmgE3WyM


A switch that closes the box when opened.

I have one.
 
2017-06-13 08:10:24 PM  
While I was walkin' down the beach one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box a-floatin' in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
Oh, I discovered a (Boom-ba-boom), right before my eyes
 
2017-06-13 08:16:31 PM  
MST3k 422 - The Day the Earth Froze
Youtube cdfUkrbNvwA
 
2017-06-13 08:17:10 PM  
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2017-06-13 08:27:53 PM  
Schrödinger's box
 
2017-06-13 08:29:10 PM  
could be a zonk
 
2017-06-13 08:34:05 PM  
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2017-06-13 08:59:10 PM  
I'd tell you, but you wouldn't like it
 
2017-06-13 09:11:38 PM  
Steamed clams.
 
2017-06-13 09:21:56 PM  
Hopefully not hiv, hpv, crabs, yeast infection, etc etc etc.
 
2017-06-13 09:26:12 PM  
You want me to put WHAT in the box??!?
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2017-06-13 09:29:44 PM  
What size is the box?
 
2017-06-13 09:32:27 PM  
The souls of the damned.
 
2017-06-13 09:33:18 PM  
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2017-06-13 09:43:04 PM  
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2017-06-13 09:48:22 PM  
Quid est in arca?

An exercise my high school latin teacher... Miss Stabinski (I think she was an ex-nun)... used to have us do.  I still recall the quizzical look on her face when my answer was "an plenus insulam piratae" ("an island full of pirates").
 
2017-06-13 09:57:04 PM  
Chocolates.
 
2017-06-13 09:58:22 PM  
Hot cocoa samples
 
2017-06-13 10:24:16 PM  
Air, air is in box.
 
2017-06-13 10:26:37 PM  

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2017-06-13 10:29:31 PM  
Hopefully the head of one of the useless POS that voted Trump.
 
2017-06-13 10:30:39 PM  
hope
 
2017-06-13 10:38:46 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: hope


Oh my! You've just come from a Trump thread!

Please, help yourself!

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2017-06-13 10:46:58 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: hope


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2017-06-13 10:52:11 PM  
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2017-06-13 11:01:54 PM  
The Tingler.

The Tingler
Youtube zA76L-gJN_4
 
2017-06-13 11:09:18 PM  
There ain't jack in the box.
 
2017-06-13 11:15:26 PM  

Redh8t: EdwardTellerhands: hope

Oh my! You've just come from a Trump thread!

Please, help yourself!


I'm a man of simple tastes. Would you make me a pousse cafe?
 
2017-06-13 11:16:37 PM  
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2017-06-13 11:18:46 PM  

Twilight Farkle: EdwardTellerhands: hope

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"the miserable have no other medicine." smart dude, that Fred.
 
2017-06-13 11:22:27 PM  
The only thing in the box is a jailbroken vibrating add tickler
 
2017-06-13 11:23:09 PM  

no1curr: The only thing in the box is a jailbroken vibrating add tickler


Ass* tickler

/go fark yourself autocorrect
 
2017-06-13 11:58:15 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: Redh8t: EdwardTellerhands: hope

Oh my! You've just come from a Trump thread!

Please, help yourself!

I'm a man of simple tastes. Would you make me a pousse cafe?


I'll require your car keys, sir..
Aaaand cell phone.
There's a room upstairs. She's waiting...
 
2017-06-14 12:04:13 AM  

Redh8t: EdwardTellerhands: Redh8t: EdwardTellerhands: hope

Oh my! You've just come from a Trump thread!

Please, help yourself!

I'm a man of simple tastes. Would you make me a pousse cafe?

I'll require your car keys, sir..
Aaaand cell phone.
There's a room upstairs. She's waiting...


Thanks, pal. I think I'll...Say, what is this? Get your hands off me! Don't you know who I am?
 
2017-06-14 12:12:31 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: Twilight Farkle: EdwardTellerhands: hope

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"the miserable have no other medicine." smart dude, that Fred.


"The science of today is the technology of tomorrow."
- some other smart dude.
 
2017-06-14 12:14:31 AM  
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2017-06-14 12:25:13 AM  

Twilight Farkle: EdwardTellerhands: Twilight Farkle: EdwardTellerhands: hope

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"the miserable have no other medicine." smart dude, that Fred.

"The science of today is the technology of tomorrow."
- some other smart dude.


I liked his idea of creating a US-Russia corps of weapons designers to come up with a giant flyswatter.
 
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