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(C-SPAN)   The Sessions session continues. Beauregard's memory is a little patchy, but he's pretty sure he did nothing wrong. And there is a rumor that... Bah Gawd? Is that Al Franken's music?   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-06-13 04:06:45 PM  
This is going better than I thought it would.
 
2017-06-13 04:06:46 PM  
Listening on NPR.
Sessions sounds just like Foghorn Leghorn.
 
2017-06-13 04:07:08 PM  
Does he bring a chair with him?.
 
2017-06-13 04:07:13 PM  
It's going to be at least until tomorrow till anything big is revealed about what may or may not have went down during the testimony.

Please look forward to it.
 
2017-06-13 04:07:25 PM  
I missed the entire first thread but just got back to the office, would anyone be so kind as to summarize the events thus far?  Thanks!
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-13 04:07:33 PM  
is it just me or do even some of the Republicans sound combative?
 
2017-06-13 04:07:35 PM  
There's no way I can read through 1600+ comments on the first thread, would someone be kind enough to summarize the highlights?
 
2017-06-13 04:08:06 PM  
Republican examining. Time to get a snack
 
2017-06-13 04:08:44 PM  

Arachnophobe: There's no way I can read through 1600+ comments on the first thread, would someone be kind enough to summarize the highlights?


Jeff Sessions is a racist asshole that has short term memory loss.
 
2017-06-13 04:08:46 PM  

Arachnophobe: There's no way I can read through 1600+ comments on the first thread, would someone be kind enough to summarize the highlights?


media.giphy.com


/only just got here myself
 
2017-06-13 04:08:51 PM  

Arachnophobe: There's no way I can read through 1600+ comments on the first thread, would someone be kind enough to summarize the highlights?


Republicans:  This is pointless!!  Nothing happened!!
Democrats: No, you're pointless!  Russia-ghazi!!
 
2017-06-13 04:08:53 PM  

Catlenfell: Listening on NPR.
Sessions sounds just like Foghorn Leghorn.


"I do .. I do... I do not recall."  Damn he does sound like a corrupt chicken.
 
2017-06-13 04:09:21 PM  
FYI farkers, here's the mobile version: https://m.fark.com/comments/9625325#new

Works a lot better than trying to run these long threads on the full site.
 
2017-06-13 04:09:33 PM  
I can only tell what he's talking about half the time.  This is very annoying.
 
2017-06-13 04:10:01 PM  

Glitchwerks: This is going better than I thought it would.


Are you serious?
 
2017-06-13 04:10:02 PM  
That's damning. Rogers did come forth to brief the committee last night. That will put Sessions on edge.

Now he's admitting he was there with Kislyak.
 
2017-06-13 04:10:13 PM  
A summary of the events so far:

Burr: <insert questions here>
Sessions: "I do not recall."
Other guy: <insert questions here>
Sessions: "I do not recall."
Feinstein: <insert FEISTY questions here>
Sessions: "I do not recall."

Also:
Any Senator: "Comey mentioned this last week, yadda yadda yadda..."
Sessions: "That isn't what I recall, he's wrong and maybe lying."
 
2017-06-13 04:10:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-13 04:10:36 PM  
Summary of page 1.  The USS Sessions.slightlywarped.com
 
2017-06-13 04:10:37 PM  
Has anyone asked him yet if his duty is to protect the president or the constitution yet?
 
2017-06-13 04:10:42 PM  
"I cant comment on that for legal reasons"

And what legal reasons are those?  You'll end up in jail?
 
2017-06-13 04:10:44 PM  
Do we have a point of objective fact that Comey and Elf might be disagreeing on?
 
2017-06-13 04:10:53 PM  

dodecahedron: Glitchwerks: This is going better than I thought it would.

Are you serious?


Yes.  I was expecting a big, fat nothing.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:00 PM  
Whew...new thread. Thank the gods and little fairies.  My shiat was starting to really slow down.

I need to mix a new tasty cocktail.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:10 PM  

Arachnophobe: There's no way I can read through 1600+ comments on the first thread, would someone be kind enough to summarize the highlights?


Sen. Martin Heinrich (D-NM) is Fark's newest hero.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:13 PM  

Unreasonably_Callous_Man: A summary of the events so far:

Burr: <insert questions here>
Sessions: "I do not recall."
Other guy: <insert questions here>
Sessions: "I do not recall."
Feinstein: <insert FEISTY questions here>
Sessions: "I do not recall."

Also:
Any Senator: "Comey mentioned this last week, yadda yadda yadda..."
Sessions: "That isn't what I recall, he's wrong and maybe lying."


You missed the democrats going for the jugular two senators in a row.... COME ON HARRIS
 
2017-06-13 04:11:22 PM  

Arachnophobe: There's no way I can read through 1600+ comments on the first thread, would someone be kind enough to summarize the highlights?


I do not recall.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:27 PM  
Heinrich was awesome.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:28 PM  

docpeteyJ: My shiat was starting to really slow down.


Fiber.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:32 PM  

ArgusRun: Has anyone asked him yet if his duty is to protect the president or the constitution yet?


It's his duty to protect the president from the constitution.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:35 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Do we have a point of objective fact that Comey and Elf might be disagreeing on?


Depends. Comey talked about his Trump communique. Sessions won't.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:38 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: [img.fark.net image 850x477]


They could just cut to the chase and drop the "v".
 
2017-06-13 04:11:40 PM  
Giving Sessions an alibi.  That's not your job you twisted sack of crap.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:56 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I missed the entire first thread but just got back to the office, would anyone be so kind as to summarize the events thus far?  Thanks!
[img.fark.net image 285x410]


Sessions has amnesia and he's really pissed off people are accusing him of things he cannot recall.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:57 PM  
Ugh.  My mom called so I totally missed Heinrich's questioning.
 
2017-06-13 04:11:59 PM  
I love how perfect his memory is whenever it doesn't involve Russians.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:02 PM  
"There is no appropriateness bucket."
That's my takeaway.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:08 PM  
Blount is really gargeling Sessions nuts here.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:11 PM  

docpeteyJ: Whew...new thread. Thank the gods and little fairies.  My shiat was starting to really slow down.

I need to mix a new tasty cocktail.


My cup and bottle are empty.  HELP!
 
2017-06-13 04:12:18 PM  

Hack Patooey: docpeteyJ: My shiat was starting to really slow down.

Fiber.


I'll add fruit to my cocktail.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:19 PM  

fastfxr: Heinrich was awesome.


The completely open glare on his face was refreshing.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:19 PM  
Buh Gawd King- is up next.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:26 PM  

Glitchwerks: dodecahedron: Glitchwerks: This is going better than I thought it would.

Are you serious?

Yes.  I was expecting a big, fat nothing.


We got to see Sessions get slapped around a bit by Heinrich, which was fun. Watching Blunt ask every question Sessions has been hoping for is less interesting.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:33 PM  

fastfxr: Heinrich was awesome.


Trooth blood trooth
 
2017-06-13 04:12:40 PM  

2wolves: Giving Sessions an alibi.  That's not your job you twisted sack of crap.


Party before Country in the GOP.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:42 PM  
Dobby the Confederate House Elf is lying his southern-fried kiester off.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:50 PM  

harleyquinnical: docpeteyJ: Whew...new thread. Thank the gods and little fairies.  My shiat was starting to really slow down.

I need to mix a new tasty cocktail.

My cup and bottle are empty.  HELP!


One Melon Ball headed your way.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:54 PM  

AthensBoy: is it just me or do even some of the Republicans sound combative?


It's tanking the brand and they know it.
 
2017-06-13 04:12:55 PM  

docpeteyJ: Whew...new thread. Thank the gods and little fairies.  My shiat was starting to really slow down.

I need to mix a new tasty cocktail.


yeah I missed the last like 200 comments
 
2017-06-13 04:12:56 PM  

Hack Patooey: docpeteyJ: My shiat was starting to really slow down.

Fiber.


that answer works on multiple levels!

/actually just had fiber installed Friday. Love it
 
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