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(SILive)   NJ resident Jason A. Smith becomes a trivia answer for being the first person charged with drunk driving on the new Goethals Bridge, connecting NJ to NYC   ( silive.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, port authority police, New Jersey, Goethals Bridge, Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, Criminal law, New York City, Outerbridge Crossing, Interstate 278  
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2017-06-13 10:37:09 AM  

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What a drunk Goebbels might look like.

 
2017-06-13 04:17:39 PM  

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What drunk gerbils might look like.

 
2017-06-13 05:08:10 PM  
Could have been worse. He could have been crossing the old Kosciusko bridge in July.
 
2017-06-13 06:06:54 PM  
Ted Kennedy.
 
2017-06-13 06:11:54 PM  
I read yesterday the toll is 15 dollars to get from dirty Jersey to dirty Staten Island on 30 seconds of bridge. Good luck with that.
 
2017-06-13 06:55:37 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: in 30 seconds of bridge


Wanna know how I know you've never been on the Goethals?
 
2017-06-13 06:59:06 PM  

grumpfuff: AlwaysRightBoy: in 30 seconds of bridge

Wanna know how I know you've never been on the Goethals?


I was going to say, unless you are doing 165mph... on *any* bridge between NJ and NYC... it's gonna take a bit longer than 30 seconds.
 
2017-06-13 07:00:50 PM  
Oh, and subby? He was driving *near* the bridge, not *on* the bridge (methinks subby DNRTFA).
 
2017-06-13 07:05:11 PM  
www.edmontonjournal.com
 
2017-06-13 07:05:20 PM  
His brother Stephen is going to be insufferable on his show this week.
 
2017-06-13 07:08:58 PM  

Marbleisheavy: His brother Stephen is going to continue to be insufferable on his show this week.


FTFY.
 
2017-06-13 07:10:57 PM  
<CSB>I overbilled so many design hours on this project</CSB>
 
2017-06-13 07:17:42 PM  

grumpfuff: AlwaysRightBoy: in 30 seconds of bridge

Wanna know how I know you've never been on the Goethals?

Being here since '73 I can only say I've been on that bridge once.
 
2017-06-13 07:18:30 PM  

Exluddite: Could have been worse. He could have been crossing the old Kosciusko bridge in July.


They could move the old bridge to Kosciusko county Indiana.
 
2017-06-13 07:45:50 PM  
When I lived & worked up there years ago I remember people used to call it the Go To Hell bridge.
 
2017-06-13 08:03:17 PM  

CoysOdie: Exluddite: Could have been worse. He could have been crossing the old Kosciusko bridge in July.

They could move the old bridge to Kosciusko county Indiana.


Blowing it up is probably the better option. It isn't much to look at.
 
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