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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Melania Trump, son Barron move into the White House. Welcome home, First Family   ( tampabay.com) divider line
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2017-06-12 09:11:33 AM  
Wow, Barron is quite tall for just 11 years old. He always looks miserable, though. I hope the kid gets a lot of meaningful support. None of this is his fault.
 
2017-06-12 09:31:29 AM  

dodecahedron: Wow, Barron is quite tall for just 11 years old. He always looks miserable, though. I hope the kid gets a lot of meaningful support. None of this is his fault.


His dad is tall too.  I imagine Melania is as she doesn't look short next to the Donald.  Though maybe that's heels.
 
2017-06-12 09:32:59 AM  
Awww...they finally got a picture of the president holding hands with Melania. isn't that lovely?
 
2017-06-12 09:37:38 AM  
"The Expert" at what? Would have been funny if it said "Pussy Expert".
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-12 09:47:55 AM  

Walker: "The Expert" at what? Would have been funny if it said "Pussy Expert".
[img.fark.net image 850x651]


It says "the Cyber" on the back.
 
2017-06-12 09:50:46 AM  

dodecahedron: Wow, Barron is quite tall for just 11 years old. He always looks miserable, though. I hope the kid gets a lot of meaningful support. None of this is his fault.


The whole family looks miserable in that picture I posted.
 
2017-06-12 10:06:19 AM  

Walker: dodecahedron: Wow, Barron is quite tall for just 11 years old. He always looks miserable, though. I hope the kid gets a lot of meaningful support. None of this is his fault.

The whole family looks miserable in that picture I posted.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-12 10:10:28 AM  
Now where is Ivanka going to sleep?
 
2017-06-12 10:14:24 AM  
The hell with him and his family. And the little kid too.
 
2017-06-12 10:16:31 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Walker: dodecahedron: Wow, Barron is quite tall for just 11 years old. He always looks miserable, though. I hope the kid gets a lot of meaningful support. None of this is his fault.

The whole family looks miserable in that picture I posted.

[img.fark.net image 425x289]


Of course you know that's fake (or maybe you don't, given your Fark handle) - it was reversed.

Here's the real footage:
Melania Trump Scowling at Trump at Inauguration
Youtube OZrz-vJzOR4
 
2017-06-12 10:22:06 AM  
Well, I didn't expect this to happen. I hope someone warns them not to spend too much time getting settled in.
 
2017-06-12 10:22:56 AM  
So now Donald will be spending even more time at his various properties?
 
2017-06-12 10:24:09 AM  
Any NYC Farkers in here?  Was there much celebration?
 
2017-06-12 10:24:30 AM  
Now get a dog. It solves all your problems.
 
2017-06-12 10:26:46 AM  
So does this mean the Secret Service is vacating the apartments they rented at quintupled prices at Trump Tower?  Asking in regards to potential real estate investments.

/Ok, really because I'm curious about security arrangements
//Due to the related costs to us taxpayers
 
2017-06-12 10:26:52 AM  

LeroyBourne: Any NYC Farkers in here?  Was there much celebration?


We try to think about those shiats as little as possible.
 
2017-06-12 10:26:54 AM  

Cletus C.: Now get a dog. It solves all your problems.


What was the last administration to not have a pet? Didn't W have a dog or something?
 
2017-06-12 10:27:00 AM  
Guess who's getting bunk beds!
img.fark.net(apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)
 
2017-06-12 10:27:18 AM  
Welcome Home

Metallica - Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Youtube V6Dfo4zDduI
 
2017-06-12 10:27:40 AM  
I think that's the first time I've seen Barron in what I'd call 'normal' clothes.  Kid is lanky as hell.
 
2017-06-12 10:28:13 AM  

grokca: Now where is Ivanka going to sleep?


*SNORT*

/gross
 
2017-06-12 10:28:33 AM  
Don't get too comfortable.
 
2017-06-12 10:28:36 AM  

Cletus C.: Now get a dog. It solves all your problems.


WTF! Why is Trump Such a Weirdo About Dogs? | The Closer with Keith Olbermann | GQ
Youtube M8xKAYLXbYA
 
2017-06-12 10:28:46 AM  

alizeran: Guess who's getting bunk beds!
[img.fark.net image 850x589](apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)


Is that Sloth?
 
2017-06-12 10:29:05 AM  

dodecahedron: Wow, Barron is quite tall for just 11 years old. He always looks miserable, though. I hope the kid gets a lot of meaningful support. None of this is his fault.


I think he's being played by Michael Cera.
 
2017-06-12 10:29:23 AM  

alizeran: Guess who's getting bunk beds!
[img.fark.net image 850x589](apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)


How about a little warning before posting shiat like that? GAH
 
2017-06-12 10:29:40 AM  

Cletus C.: Now get a dog. It solves all your problems.


any particular requirements, beyond no distinctive markings in case of need of replacement?
 
2017-06-12 10:29:48 AM  
Welcome to the world's nicest prison.
 
2017-06-12 10:30:48 AM  
So now trump is just inviting illegal immigrants into the White House?
 
2017-06-12 10:31:40 AM  

alizeran: Guess who's getting bunk beds!
[img.fark.net image 850x589](apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)


Good Lord. It's like a Property Brothers/Hills Have Eyes mashup.
 
2017-06-12 10:31:53 AM  

alizeran: Guess who's getting bunk beds!
[img.fark.net image 850x589](apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)


First thing I thought of when I looked at Eric in that photo:
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-12 10:32:00 AM  
Should they even bother to unpack?
 
2017-06-12 10:32:24 AM  
media.giphy.com
 
2017-06-12 10:32:31 AM  
It's Camelot all over again.  So beautiful.  American Royalty at its finest.

//attempts to hold back the vomit
 
2017-06-12 10:32:32 AM  
This can't be true since Fark libs/dems have been stating that Melania wanted to divorce President Trump since he took office.

/Oh libs/dems are wrong again? What a surprise.
 
2017-06-12 10:32:45 AM  

baorao: alizeran: Guess who's getting bunk beds!
[img.fark.net image 850x589](apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)

Good Lord. It's like a Property Brothers/Hills Have Eyes mashup.


The chromosome doesn't fall far from the tree.
/or is it far away?
//forget how that works
 
2017-06-12 10:32:53 AM  

Subtonic: Cletus C.: Now get a dog. It solves all your problems.

What was the last administration to not have a pet? Didn't W have a dog or something?


W had three dogs, a cat and a longhorn cow at the ranch, according to presidentialpetmuseum.
 
2017-06-12 10:33:10 AM  
Put the good china away.  She's gonna be throwing some dishes at Donald soon.
 
2017-06-12 10:33:12 AM  
Usually you have to see footage of starving children climbing out of rubble in third world countries to find a kid who has that kind of 'thousand yard stare.'
 
2017-06-12 10:33:36 AM  

grokca: Now where is Ivanka going to sleep?


Oh freakin' snap.
 
2017-06-12 10:33:43 AM  

21-7-b: Cletus C.: Now get a dog. It solves all your problems.

any particular requirements, beyond no distinctive markings in case of need of replacement?


McGruff the Crime Dog would not be considered.
 
2017-06-12 10:33:52 AM  

BeotchPudding: This can't be true since Fark libs/dems have been stating that Melania wanted to divorce President Trump since he took office.

/Oh libs/dems are wrong again? What a surprise.


Theirs is the greatest love story of all time!
 
2017-06-12 10:33:55 AM  

alizeran: Guess who's getting bunk beds!
[img.fark.net image 850x589](apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)


Who the hell taught them to smile like that?  It's like something a serial killer would train himself to do in order to blend in with normal people.
 
2017-06-12 10:34:07 AM  
Hope Barron's middle name is Von.
 
2017-06-12 10:34:30 AM  

davideggy: alizeran: Guess who's getting bunk beds!
[img.fark.net image 850x589](apparently the family hates this pic so Im trying to spread it around)

First thing I thought of when I looked at Eric in that photo:
[img.fark.net image 480x360]


I keep staring at it and I don't believe it's not shopped.  Jr looks terrified for some reason, and that hair, and Eric... oh lord.
 
2017-06-12 10:34:38 AM  

Teaser: It's Camelot all over again.  So beautiful.  American Royalty at its finest.

//attempts to hold back the vomit


Say what you will, but The Donald doesn't have any lobotomized siblings.

Not him
Her
 
2017-06-12 10:34:46 AM  

dodecahedron: Wow, Barron is quite tall for just 11 years old. He always looks miserable, though. I hope the kid gets a lot of meaningful support. None of this is his fault.


Imagine having to live with his dad. Even before becoming president he was insufferable.

He's the only one of the whole group i feel sorry for.
 
2017-06-12 10:35:18 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: LeroyBourne: Any NYC Farkers in here?  Was there much celebration?

We try to think about those shiats as little as possible.


If anything else getting around, even walking traffic has to be better near trump tower.
 
2017-06-12 10:35:28 AM  

BeotchPudding: This can't be true since Fark libs/dems have been stating that Melania wanted to divorce President Trump since he took office.

/Oh libs/dems are wrong again? What a surprise.


If she divorced him, would he call her "that nasty immigrant" on live TV? I'm betting so, and then deport her back to wherever she's from along with half his money. Which would be better for her. She seems like a nice lady, she shouldn't have to put up with this chaotic circus because she married a corrupt, insane man-baby.
 
2017-06-12 10:35:34 AM  
I will give Melania some respect for navigating the lawn in those heels.

/Where did you get that dress, it's awful
//and those shoes
///and that coat, jeeeeez!
 
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