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(Centre Daily Times)		New breed of dinosaur discovered, has mysterious extra hole in head (centredaily.com)		139
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Random_McEric		2004-05-20 01:20:22 PM

Is there some sort of unwritten rule that whenever there's an article about something that probably looks interesting, the article cannot, under any circumstances, include a picture?

brap		2004-05-20 02:31:59 PM

Actually dialogue overheard by brap duriong a visit to the Museum of Natural History in New York City

Daddy, why does that dinosaur have that bone on the top of its head?

That's where he keeps his luggage son.

Mopslik		2004-05-20 03:47:39 PM

mysterious extra hole in head

Lincolnosaurus?

Satan_Himself		2004-05-20 03:48:16 PM

Bushosaur.

LoveInAction		2004-05-20 03:48:25 PM

I, for one, welcome our old Swiss-cheesed cephalic overlords.

Nightsweat		2004-05-20 03:48:26 PM

Extra hole in the head - Tyrannosaurus Bush?

office_despot		2004-05-20 03:48:35 PM

mysterious extra hole in head

That's where the rifle bullet went through.

quieter		2004-05-20 03:48:44 PM

"The dinosaur has already been named 'Kurt Cobain' by museum personnel.."

zorgon		2004-05-20 03:49:12 PM

Was there a missing butterfly?

/obscure(ish)

Frankee-Frank-Frank		2004-05-20 03:49:23 PM

So this dinosuar killed all the other dinos then did himself in with a gun shot to the head.

That solves that mystery.

LoveInAction		2004-05-20 03:49:47 PM

We needed to discover another dinosaur like we needed another hole in the he... aw, forget it!

MikeXpop		2004-05-20 03:50:18 PM

Random_McEric

Here's an article with a picture. Doesn't center on the head of course but it's better than nothing.

waitaminute...		2004-05-20 03:50:36 PM

This discovery has lead to the theory of the "Tyrannasaur Mafia".

JackBurton		2004-05-20 03:50:46 PM

You mean it had a Prince Albert?

jezebellecaine		2004-05-20 03:50:53 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040520/ap_on_sc/new_dinosaur_4

has a small pic of the look of the dino

Son of Thunder		2004-05-20 03:51:10 PM

Was there a missing butterfly?

/obscure(ish)

TYME SEFARI INC.
SEFARIS TU ANY YEER EN THE PAST.
YU NAIM THE ANIMALL.
WEE TAEK YU THAIR.
YU SHOOT ITT.

Deucednuisance		2004-05-20 03:51:12 PM

For Skull-Farking, obviously.

Sloth_DC		2004-05-20 03:51:27 PM

I though Time Safari was supposed to cover up all the evidence.

LoveInAction		2004-05-20 03:51:32 PM

Jeff Goldblum surrenders.

Bradester		2004-05-20 03:52:03 PM

Maybe it's the dinosaur's "pleasure center"?

MikeXpop		2004-05-20 03:52:35 PM

And here's a better one

pyrate		2004-05-20 03:52:37 PM

Fluteasaurus Rex

propmeup		2004-05-20 03:52:57 PM

Random_McEric:

This article has an artist's rendering...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/05/20/new.dinosaur.ap/index.html

LonghornJ		2004-05-20 03:53:32 PM

Finally, the elusive lickalotapuss!

Wananah		2004-05-20 03:53:58 PM

I submitted this with a better headline.

"New Dinosaur discovered with hole in its head. Pope John Paul II Unavailable for questioning"

note the double or even triple meaning of the joke...

meatballion		2004-05-20 03:54:19 PM

i discovered this years ago

skinink		2004-05-20 03:54:20 PM

They'll call it the Williamus Burroughsaurus.

LoveInAction		2004-05-20 03:54:38 PM

Finally, the elusive lickalotapuss!

Don't know why, but I laughed very heartily upon reading this. Bravo!

Lord_Marquis		2004-05-20 03:55:19 PM

Okay, I got some charts of the dino's bones. Best I could do.
Picture and article

Cake Hunter		2004-05-20 03:55:34 PM

brap

What can I say? I have a stupid son and he'll believe anything.

That's the last time I let him speak out loud in public, anyway.

darkrapture		2004-05-20 03:56:02 PM

I always knew it!

Dinosaurs breathed fire.

envelope-glue		2004-05-20 03:56:14 PM

I feel a photoshop coming on

seismosmsr		2004-05-20 03:56:30 PM

LoveInAction		2004-05-20 03:56:49 PM

As opposed to the curator in the picture, Dr. Neverlicktapus.

smedrick		2004-05-20 03:57:20 PM

It's obviously a speed hole.

iwasrobot		2004-05-20 03:57:42 PM

LoveinAction
you laughed wrong

Matrix Flavored Wasabi		2004-05-20 03:57:47 PM

digs that unearthed more than 50 bones, from a 43-inch shoulder blade and a 53-inch rib to a two-holed skull.
I'm not a dinosaur expert, but I would like to venture the guess that it is the other EYEHOLE! Damn people, stop being retarded for once.

Big_Bad_Dad		2004-05-20 03:58:01 PM

Is it really a NEW breed. I mean they are extinct. Can it be new and extinct at the same time? If so I think it should have an ironic tag.

Fr0let		2004-05-20 03:58:59 PM

unlisted_error		2004-05-20 03:59:38 PM

Mayan skulls have been found with holes in them and signs of healing on the bone around the hole. Dinosour brain surgery?

LoveInAction		2004-05-20 03:59:44 PM

you laughed wrong

Well, some have a readier sense of wit than others, and like Mencken said: "He who laughs, lasts".

seismosmsr		2004-05-20 04:00:41 PM

lincoln_log_in_me_sock_drawer		2004-05-20 04:00:44 PM

I guess it needed another lover.

Brown		2004-05-20 04:00:55 PM

obviously killed by the brain bug from Starship Troopers.

neoineann		2004-05-20 04:01:16 PM

Past the rock that looks like a long neck, and past the mountains that burn...

dcho		2004-05-20 04:01:40 PM

I don't trust this source. The article is from the newspaper of "State College". Uh, hello! There's 50 states in the US alone. Sounds like a prank to me.