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(KRCR TV Redding)   Shooting people with a flare gun loaded with a shotgun shell filled with cereal is no way to go through Life, son   ( krcrtv.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Criminal law, Eureka Police Department, English-language films, Police, Timothy Glass Jr., Criminal Investigation Department, Humboldt County, California, Eureka, California  
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2996 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2017 at 4:13 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-06-09 02:21:13 PM  
If he tried a little harder, he COULD be the country's first real cereal killer.
 
2017-06-09 02:28:06 PM  
Did he burn the place to the ground?
 
2017-06-09 02:42:06 PM  
I'm glad that we have a system of Chex and balances to keep this sort of thing under control.
 
2017-06-09 03:28:47 PM  
That's no way to have Life go through you, son.
 
2017-06-09 04:12:20 PM  
There is a robbery at the cereal factory.

The robber doesn't want any witnesses and there is only one man in the building so he decides to shoot him.

The robber puts the gun up to the man's head and says, "Any last requests?" and the manager says, "Life."
 
2017-06-09 04:16:10 PM  
Get the "Forgotten Weapons" guys out here.  We have the turducken of weaponry.
 
2017-06-09 04:17:23 PM  
" Snap, Crackle, POW!!!"
/I submitted this with a better headline.
 
2017-06-09 04:18:13 PM  
he snapped, cackled and popped
 
2017-06-09 04:22:13 PM  
That is a special kind of stupid right there.
 
2017-06-09 04:25:46 PM  
Forcing me to pay for school lunches would have prevented this.
 
2017-06-09 04:26:32 PM  
<reads headline>
<reads article>
<jaw literally dropped>
 
2017-06-09 04:26:44 PM  
Son, there have got to be better ways to get your Kix.
 
2017-06-09 04:29:12 PM  
I guess when he pulled the trunk on his elephant the light didn't come on.
 
2017-06-09 04:29:30 PM  
POP!
(crackle)
Oh, snap!

They are going to have to change the jingle now...

groppet: That is a special kind of stupid right there.


I'm assuming you have never been to Eureka? That's pretty normal for up there.
I'm guessing a $10 meth deal gone bad...
 
OOF
2017-06-09 04:31:12 PM  
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2017-06-09 04:31:57 PM  
Now we will have a 10 day waiting period to buy cereal.

That's just grrrreat
 
2017-06-09 04:33:18 PM  

fireclown: Get the "Forgotten Weapons" guys out here.  We have the turducken of weaponry.


Sounds like something Demolition Ranch would pull. They always seem to be trying to find ways to blow their fingers off. "How many cinder blocks will a C battery go through when fired from a Mossberg 500?"
 
2017-06-09 04:34:03 PM  

TruBluTroll: That's no way to have Life go through you, son.


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2017-06-09 04:36:29 PM  
Was it Cap'n Crunch?  Because I'm pretty sure shooting knives out of a gun would be considered attempted murder...
 
2017-06-09 04:44:15 PM  
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This is the face of a man who has lost his crunch berries.
 
2017-06-09 04:44:38 PM  
"Victim declined to press charges"

Why do you get the impression the deposition was interrupted *several* times by laughing..?
 
2017-06-09 04:45:10 PM  
I was very afraid that they were not going to name the cereal...
 
2017-06-09 04:47:23 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2017-06-09 04:50:20 PM  

GnuUzir: I was very afraid that they were not going to name the cereal...


I know, I was very curious as well. Glad they finally stated it at the end of the article.
 
2017-06-09 04:52:32 PM  
I never have been around flare guns.  I am amazed that they would take a standard shell.  A quick look shows that they are usually 12ga. I would have guessed to prevent idiocy/accidents they would have standardized around a different standard.  Similar to civi vs military grenade launchers.
 
2017-06-09 05:00:38 PM  

mama2tnt: If he tried a little harder, he COULD be the country's first real cereal killer.


Grape Nuts.
 
2017-06-09 05:01:07 PM  
I sure hope no one is playing Trix on us...
 
2017-06-09 05:02:50 PM  

Saiga410: I never have been around flare guns.  I am amazed that they would take a standard shell.  A quick look shows that they are usually 12ga. I would have guessed to prevent idiocy/accidents they would have standardized around a different standard.  Similar to civi vs military grenade launchers.


Yeah, like some sort of F-12 shell with an indexing notch or something to prevent loading a standard shotgun load. And often the guns are plastic.
 
2017-06-09 05:12:53 PM  
No no NO!

It's "QUAKER OATS! Shot from guns!"

NOT Rice Crispies DUH!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OKwDC0OOygA
 
2017-06-09 05:21:51 PM  

Saiga410: I never have been around flare guns.  I am amazed that they would take a standard shell.  A quick look shows that they are usually 12ga. I would have guessed to prevent idiocy/accidents they would have standardized around a different standard.  Similar to civi vs military grenade launchers.


There is an awesome middle ground
//username checks out
 
2017-06-09 05:29:57 PM  
Says you, subby
 
2017-06-09 05:34:23 PM  
RIP

i1079.photobucket.com
 
2017-06-09 05:35:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-09 05:36:09 PM  

toraque: [img.fark.net image 640x360]
This is the face of a man who has lost his crunch berries.


Looks flaky.
 
2017-06-09 05:36:49 PM  
media.makeameme.org
 
2017-06-09 05:37:27 PM  
Seems like grape-nuts would have been a more effective ammo than rice puffs.

www.postconsumerbrands.com
 
2017-06-09 05:48:21 PM  
Sounds like someone real special, 'k?
 
2017-06-09 05:49:29 PM  

dennishiding: Seems like grape-nuts would have been a more effective ammo than rice puffs.

[www.postconsumerbrands.com image 800x1112]


Like bird food shot...
 
2017-06-09 05:49:32 PM  

smunns: Forcing me to pay for school lunches would have prevented this.


Forcing you to get a f**king job to begin with would have prevented a lot of stupid shiat.
Like you posting here, and normal people having to read it.
 
2017-06-09 05:53:44 PM  
I can see it now, some inner city jackass will stock pile way to many of these shells and just happen to find a street sweeper and fill it up during a riot in Detroit burning several of the abandoned houses the city hasn't got to yet!
 
2017-06-09 06:19:56 PM  

dennishiding: Seems like grape-nuts would have been a more effective ammo than rice puffs.

[www.postconsumerbrands.com image 800x1112]


I ate grape nuts once. It sucked. It reminded me of eating aquarium gravel that tasted vaguely like bran.
 
2017-06-09 06:20:00 PM  
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...gun.
 
2017-06-09 06:22:14 PM  
I'd have gone with Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch. That's about the size of 000 Buckshot.
 
2017-06-09 06:32:49 PM  

Saiga410: I never have been around flare guns.  I am amazed that they would take a standard shell.  A quick look shows that they are usually 12ga. I would have guessed to prevent idiocy/accidents they would have standardized around a different standard.  Similar to civi vs military grenade launchers.


I believe the reason flares are 12ga is so that they can be fired from a standard shotgun in the event of an emergency. Obviously doing so will likely Fark up the barrel of your shotty but I suppose that beats dying alone in the middle of nowhere.
 
2017-06-09 06:43:40 PM  

mama2tnt: If he tried a little harder, he COULD be the country's first real cereal killer.


I am glad it was just the hand that was shot and not the guy's Lucky Charms.
 
2017-06-09 06:44:09 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Saiga410: I never have been around flare guns.  I am amazed that they would take a standard shell.  A quick look shows that they are usually 12ga. I would have guessed to prevent idiocy/accidents they would have standardized around a different standard.  Similar to civi vs military grenade launchers.

I believe the reason flares are 12ga is so that they can be fired from a standard shotgun in the event of an emergency. Obviously doing so will likely Fark up the barrel of your shotty but I suppose that beats dying alone in the middle of nowhere.


12 ga flares won't fark up your shotgun, they're even lower pressure than hunting loads which are pretty low pressure to begin with.
 
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2017-06-09 06:51:37 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Obviously doing so will likely Fark up the barrel of your shotty


They won't do anything to a shotgun barrel.
 
2017-06-09 06:53:41 PM  
Rip Torn is getting crotchety in his old age
 
2017-06-09 06:55:39 PM  
*i meant Rip Taylor

/or maybe Rip Hunter
RIP
 
2017-06-09 06:58:23 PM  
Where did he go so wrong?
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