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(C-SPAN)   I swear, if the first question he gets is "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?" I will buy that farker a year's worth of Total Fark, and top it off with a BareFark reacharound. Live Presser at 2:45   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-06-09 01:02:57 PM  
Paging Praise Cheesus! Ms. Cheesus to the white courtesy phone.
 
2017-06-09 01:06:15 PM  
Paging Markoff_Cheney! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Uchiha_Cycliste The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

null No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
 
2017-06-09 01:07:19 PM  
What's the odds he storms out in a huff before by question #3?
 
2017-06-09 01:10:16 PM  

Ambivalence: What's the odds he storms out in a huff before by question #3?


We're going to hear lots of
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2017-06-09 01:11:09 PM  

kimwim: Ambivalence: What's the odds he storms out in a huff before by question #3?

We're going to hear lots of
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And "No. Next question."
 
2017-06-09 01:11:52 PM  
Aquapope, The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
 
2017-06-09 01:12:38 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump personally dictated his opening comments about yesterday, and Spicy said yes sir. Then somebody looked at it and said HOLY shiat, we gotta clean that up a bit
 
2017-06-09 01:15:14 PM  

kimwim: Aquapope, The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.


Listen lady don't start up with your white zone shiat again
 
2017-06-09 01:16:02 PM  

martissimo: kimwim: Aquapope, The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

Listen lady don't start up with your white zone shiat again


There's just no stopping in a white zone.
 
2017-06-09 01:17:04 PM  

kimwim: Paging Markoff_Cheney! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Uchiha_Cycliste The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

null No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.


Oddly enough I was about to go do actual work.
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No Spicey or Hulkabeast...  Straight from king shiat himself.
Well, at least I know what my drinking levels will be at for the evening.  Clinical.
 
2017-06-09 01:19:12 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: No Spicey or Hulkabeast...  Straight from king shiat himself.
Well, at least I know what my drinking levels will be at for the evening.  Clinical.


OH BOY
 
2017-06-09 01:21:45 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: kimwim: Paging Markoff_Cheney! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Uchiha_Cycliste The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

null No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Oddly enough I was about to go do actual work.
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No Spicey or Hulkabeast...  Straight from king shiat himself.
Well, at least I know what my drinking levels will be at for the evening.  Clinical.


I love that dog!


This is my life, too.

I don't have time for this, but it is what it is.
 
2017-06-09 01:23:17 PM  
Problem with these things are, Trump's gonna talk a while and say his spiel, then take precisely 2 questions (maybe a follow-up if he doesn't hate the question)
 
2017-06-09 01:31:57 PM  

martissimo: Problem with these things are, Trump's gonna talk a while and say his spiel, then take precisely 2 questions (maybe a follow-up if he doesn't hate the question)


I hope whoever he calls on goes straight for the jugular, 'are you accusing Comey of perjury? and how can someone leak unclassified memos?'
 
2017-06-09 01:34:11 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: martissimo: Problem with these things are, Trump's gonna talk a while and say his spiel, then take precisely 2 questions (maybe a follow-up if he doesn't hate the question)

I hope whoever he calls on goes straight for the jugular, 'are you accusing Comey of perjury? and how can someone leak unclassified memos?'


So many big ones to ask, so few questions they get.
 
2017-06-09 01:37:07 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: kimwim: Paging Markoff_Cheney! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Uchiha_Cycliste The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

null No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Oddly enough I was about to go do actual work.
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No Spicey or Hulkabeast...  Straight from king shiat himself.
Well, at least I know what my drinking levels will be at for the evening.  Clinical.


Fark needs an Adorable button.
 
2017-06-09 01:37:43 PM  
*looks up from mountains of design documents and prototype code*

The world doesn't want me to get anything done this week.
 
2017-06-09 01:42:08 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: martissimo: Problem with these things are, Trump's gonna talk a while and say his spiel, then take precisely 2 questions (maybe a follow-up if he doesn't hate the question)

I hope whoever he calls on goes straight for the jugular, 'are you accusing Comey of perjury? and how can someone leak unclassified memos?'


I would go with Mr. President what about your taping system? Do you just turn it off when you're trying to influence investigations of your aides ties to Russia?

/just to see him turn beet freaking red
 
2017-06-09 01:44:08 PM  

martissimo: /just to see him turn beet freaking red


I think it'll be more of a grapefruit color, what with the orange complexion and all.
 
2017-06-09 01:44:18 PM  

kimwim: Paging Praise Cheesus! Ms. Cheesus to the white courtesy phone.


Far too many years of being in and around casinos - I actually cringe when hearing my name over the intercom system.

Even funnier - on those occasions when my old employer appeared on the marquee of a hotel-casino as that week's entertainer, my biological father would have me paged by my codename: Shirley Muldowny.  Or, I would page him under his codename - Don Garlits.  This method prevented his wife from realizing we were in the same geographical area.
 
2017-06-09 01:44:39 PM  
so hopefully twitter people can retweet this at him before:
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2017-06-09 01:45:43 PM  

martissimo: Problem with these things are, Trump's gonna talk a while and say his spiel, then take precisely 2 questions (maybe a follow-up if he doesn't hate the question)


And the questions will be from correspondents from friendly media outlets.
 
2017-06-09 01:46:17 PM  
Lol subby, like Trump has any problems under oath
 
2017-06-09 01:56:44 PM  

IgG4: Lol subby, like Trump has any problems under oath


This deposition under oath
(which won't imbed for some reason)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfaXILOSEf0

Also, this longer video, ignore the 1 second inset at the beginning.
Uh-Oh: Does Donald Trump Know How to Read?
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2017-06-09 01:59:28 PM  

Praise Cheesus: kimwim: Paging Praise Cheesus! Ms. Cheesus to the white courtesy phone.

Far too many years of being in and around casinos - I actually cringe when hearing my name over the intercom system.

Even funnier - on those occasions when my old employer appeared on the marquee of a hotel-casino as that week's entertainer, my biological father would have me paged by my codename: Shirley Muldowny.  Or, I would page him under his codename - Don Garlits.  This method prevented his wife from realizing we were in the same geographical area.


My aunt was Shirley's accountant back in the 70's, I got to meet a lot of those people in the pits at Pomona back in the era, but not just as a stranger, her friends little awestruck nephew who got to hang out and talk a bit
 
2017-06-09 02:01:17 PM  
"I'I own nothing in russia, no deals in russia" "Putin congratulated me on the win"

Drink!
 
2017-06-09 02:02:26 PM  
Listing all the people he's got in positions..... New people going in, WSJ did a story that is almost as disgraceful as the nytimes yesterday...."any suggestion theat the intelligence community.....holding back on the nsa, is not true"
 
2017-06-09 02:03:15 PM  
Complaining about the story about "the women"
 
2017-06-09 02:03:40 PM  
ASked for a retraction, and then he went on to other things.

And we can't hear the questions...
 
2017-06-09 02:04:09 PM  
And they're re litigating the electoral votes!!!
 
2017-06-09 02:07:43 PM  

martissimo: My aunt was Shirley's accountant back in the 70's, I got to meet a lot of those people in the pits at Pomona back in the era, but not just as a stranger, her friends little awestruck nephew who got to hang out and talk a bit


My late older brother was pretty well known among those racing in the NHRA's "Magnificent 7" area as a kick ass mechanic, even if he was not the best driver.  John Muldowny would frequently grab my brother Willie as an extra crewman for his mom once the old Camaro was back on the trailer because he didn't make it out of qualifying in the Supergas division on Thursday.
 
2017-06-09 02:09:32 PM  
It's fake because it's fake.
 
2017-06-09 02:10:18 PM  
Oh, he seems medicated. This might last a while.
 
2017-06-09 02:11:13 PM  
Praise Cheesus:  My late older brother was pretty well known among those racing in the NHRA's "Magnificent 7" area as a kick ass mechanic, even if he was not the best driver.  John Muldowny would frequently grab my brother Willie as an extra crewman for his mom once the old Camaro was back on the trailer because he didn't make it out of qualifying in the Supergas division on Thursday.

That would be cool
 
2017-06-09 02:12:37 PM  
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2017-06-09 02:14:48 PM  
I can't listen to his voice any more. I'll read a summary later.

Tr0mBoNe out!
 
2017-06-09 02:15:57 PM  
WTF are you listening to? He's behind closed doors
 
2017-06-09 02:16:10 PM  
Wait.  Why is he talking about the debates?  Is this old?
 
2017-06-09 02:16:25 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I can't listen to his voice any more. I'll read a summary later.

Tr0mBoNe out!


Just a replay of one his earlier ones.
 
2017-06-09 02:17:03 PM  
Is this real life?
 
2017-06-09 02:19:35 PM  
"Thank you all for coming today. My aides will be distributing copies of the 2016 electoral map for your perusal. Thank you and goodbye."
 
2017-06-09 02:20:37 PM  
Anyone waiting to see literal oral diarrhea after he held his twittershiat in for so long?
 
2017-06-09 02:20:55 PM  
That was a good Dick Roll.
 
2017-06-09 02:21:29 PM  

ArgusRun: Wait.  Why is he talking about the debates?  Is this old?


The worst part is that it's entirely plausible for him to keep reliving the campaign.

And yeah, his voice... is he trying to be like Eric Cartman or what?
 
2017-06-09 02:22:09 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: ArgusRun: Wait.  Why is he talking about the debates?  Is this old?

The worst part is that it's entirely plausible for him to keep reliving the campaign.

And yeah, his voice... is he trying to be like Eric Cartman or what?


Right?  I just assumed.
 
2017-06-09 02:22:14 PM  
Gah, I'm at work and can't drink my way through this.

My hidden handle for panic mode is Mick Tannhauser, actually. Hear that name, shiat's about to go down.
 
2017-06-09 02:22:16 PM  
They are getting close the two prez's just did a quick sit down, Trump said "I'll be making a statement very soon"

not sure about that wording there
 
2017-06-09 02:23:34 PM  
How many Romanian journalists are attending? That will let us know exactly how many questions they'll take.
 
2017-06-09 02:25:21 PM  
The US press and the Romanian press get to ask two questions each of Trump and the Romanian President.  It will be easy for Trump to pick two ringer reporters. Not sure what the Romanian press is like but some of the European press don't give a dam.
 
2017-06-09 02:25:54 PM  
The bender that started Wednesday night continues!
 
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