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(Some Guy)   When you need to get to your local Hooters fast, by all means, call 911 for help   ( hardboilednews.com) divider line
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2017-06-08 08:06:20 AM  
Woo Hoo, Brevard County, Florida.

I thought you called 911 when you've had too much of the Atomic wing sauce
 
2017-06-08 08:19:08 AM  
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2017-06-08 09:35:53 AM  
I hope he at least gets a free round of wings for this once he's let out.
 
2017-06-08 09:38:03 AM  
What Hooters girls may look like...

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2017-06-08 09:38:36 AM  
Totally makes sense to call 911 when you need help. This guy needed help to get to Hooters. So he called 911. What's the issue? Cops afraid of fake boobs in tight t-shirts? Oh...it's the wings they are afraid off. Those horrible, awful tasting wings. Yup, I see the issue now. Carry on.
 
2017-06-08 09:38:52 AM  
"Yeah, 911?  I need boobies NOW"
 
2017-06-08 09:41:09 AM  
Wow, I'm impressed. That's some out-of-the-box thinking right there.  He just needs a little more work on the "thinking things all the way through" part, but I'm hopeful.  This kid has upper management written all over him.
 
2017-06-08 09:41:39 AM  
To that guy, existence is a game of chess with no end game...
 
2017-06-08 09:44:12 AM  
That's lazy/stupid grifting. What happened to taking an Uber then giving 1 star and claiming you were called a racial slur in the free text so the ride is comped by corporate?
 
2017-06-08 09:45:32 AM  

blatz514: What Hooters girls may look like...

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What looking at girls hooters may look like
 
2017-06-08 09:48:35 AM  
Hooters
or
Twin Peaks
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2017-06-08 09:49:58 AM  
Mutter "jugs", and -- speed!
 
2017-06-08 09:54:09 AM  
media.makeameme.org
 
2017-06-08 09:57:30 AM  
And all those years I've either been walking or taking a bus.
 
2017-06-08 10:05:48 AM  
I went to a hooters here in michigan and it was like they don't understand what the name means.  then i went to one in dallas on a work trip and they REALLY understood what the name means...nirvana.
 
2017-06-08 10:07:05 AM  

You Are All Sheep: I went to a hooters here in michigan and it was like they don't understand what the name means.  then i went to one in dallas on a work trip and they REALLY understood what the name means...nirvana.


Texas knows its Hooters.
 
2017-06-08 10:08:17 AM  
Hope he gets his GED before age 30 so he can get his life back on track.
 
2017-06-08 10:27:55 AM  

You Are All Sheep: I went to a hooters here in michigan and it was like they don't understand what the name means.  then i went to one in dallas on a work trip and they REALLY understood what the name means...nirvana.


I've found in many places, it depends on the time/day you arrive.   The good girls get the lucrative (busy) shifts.   Amusingly, I was in a Hooters in Colorado once and there was a table of obvious lesbians next to me.   It occurred to me they were probably there for the same reason I was.
 
2017-06-08 10:52:08 AM  

StrikitRich: Woo Hoo, Brevard County, Florida.

I thought you called 911 when you've had too much of the Atomic wing sauce



My Grandmother use to live in Palm Bay....and got the hell out of there after dealing with 2 hurricanes in 2004.
 
2017-06-08 10:54:04 AM  
Anybody else take a gander at the side bar links on the article page? Holy fark there was some hardcore shiate on there. Most wanted by the cops maybe, least wanted by everyone else.
 
2017-06-08 10:57:06 AM  

You Are All Sheep: I went to a hooters here in michigan and it was like they don't understand what the name means.  then i went to one in dallas on a work trip and they REALLY understood what the name means...nirvana.



I've been to one in Prague (they actually have two in that city), and it was the best Hooters I have ever been to:

1) The beer?  Fresh Pilsner Urquell....and a liter was just $4.
2) The waitresses?  Beautiful.
3) The wings?  The best I have ever ordered at a Hooters....in fact, they are some of the best wings I have ever tasted....no joke.  They are doing something right when they raise Czech chickens.

/Yes, I realize it's tacky to visit American chains when overseas, so the rest of my meals were at local beer halls and pubs.
//Have to confess that I went to McDonald's.
///But in my own defense, it was late, I was drunk, and it was the only place that was open in that neighborhood.
 
2017-06-08 10:59:47 AM  
If 911 can't help you, Hooters can.
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2017-06-08 11:01:42 AM  

MBooda: If 911 can't help you, Hooters can.
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That pic is so old, I bet some of them have grandchildren by now.
 
2017-06-08 11:06:31 AM  

The_Sponge: You Are All Sheep: I went to a hooters here in michigan and it was like they don't understand what the name means.  then i went to one in dallas on a work trip and they REALLY understood what the name means...nirvana.


I've been to one in Prague (they actually have two in that city), and it was the best Hooters I have ever been to:

1) The beer?  Fresh Pilsner Urquell....and a liter was just $4.
2) The waitresses?  Beautiful.
3) The wings?  The best I have ever ordered at a Hooters....in fact, they are some of the best wings I have ever tasted....no joke.  They are doing something right when they raise Czech chickens.

/Yes, I realize it's tacky to visit American chains when overseas, so the rest of my meals were at local beer halls and pubs.
//Have to confess that I went to McDonald's.
///But in my own defense, it was late, I was drunk, and it was the only place that was open in that neighborhood.


oh shiat they have food there??  ;)
 
2017-06-08 11:09:07 AM  

You Are All Sheep: oh shiat they have food there?? ;)



Heh.

Also, it was amusing that the servers were giving American-sounding names.  My (gorgeous brunette) server introduced herself as "Betty".

/Yeah...Betty isn't a Czech name.
 
2017-06-08 11:38:59 AM  

texdent: Hooters
or
Twin Peaks
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Twin Peaks!  Or Tilted Kilt, their Shepard's Pie is actually as good as their eye candy.
 
2017-06-08 11:43:34 AM  
911 is for Subway related emergencies only!
 
2017-06-08 12:02:44 PM  

You Are All Sheep: I went to a hooters here in michigan and it was like they don't understand what the name means.  then i went to one in dallas on a work trip and they REALLY understood what the name means...nirvana.


Best one I went to may have been Downtown Orlando.  Worst one was definitely the one off the Destin exit of I10.
 
2017-06-08 12:32:45 PM  
Did he want the breasts or the wings?
 
2017-06-08 12:33:36 PM  
There are drunk cop stories that are way funnier. But you may never hear them.
 
2017-06-08 01:04:48 PM  
Sounds legit

/huge tracts of land
 
2017-06-08 01:06:12 PM  
Problem with this guy was calling the local heat for help.  He should have called the FBI.

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2017-06-08 02:05:17 PM  
Well considering Mrs. E-S's plentiful and rather ample HQQters are literally right next to me as I write this you can't really get any more local than that, can we?

/ordering carryout...
 
2017-06-08 02:52:31 PM  

MBooda: If 911 can't help you, Hooters can.
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Is it just me or does the lady holding the sign resemble Rip Van Winkle from Hellsing Ultimate?

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