Slow site.. loading.. loading.. come on!

Great link, NOT!!

It's already farked!!!

Looks like too many of the guys..that's right I said guys, on here have farked away.

Jeez, there are WAY better pics of nude MEN on the web ratrher than this "porn for women" garbage.

BOOOOORRRING!

That's OK, I can give you what the typical male farkers would say about it anyhow:

1. Those guys are tha GHEY!
2. My dick is bigger!
3. L0l0l0L those guyz are fagz!
4. Look at the tiny weeners, mine is so much bigger r0fl

An unhandled exception was generated

Is that what you girls are calling it these days?

Mine is quicker to load.

Those guyz are fagz!

/spicoli

So does this complete the Hasselhoff trifecta?

/didn't RTFA

So does this complete the Hasselhoff trifecta?

God, I hope not. Haven't RTFA either (at work).

That site needs more cowbell.

Denied...but, I'd probably be disappointed anyway. I guess I'm better of not knowing.

/feeling left out

Crap...no preview...make not better off not knowing.

Okay...that's it...I'm not allowed to fark for the rest of the day since I can't type.

/slinking off in humiliation

Wow.. their IIS app pool must be low as all hell.

Well am I disappointed that I can't even look, or happy that I'm not going to be disappointed in the poor quality of said weeners?

/confusious say and all that

Figures I come to play with the weeners, and you guys broke them already.

Stop breaking the weeners!

BEHOLD the power of Farkettes...

Anyone have a good link to replace this one with? Or where is Mal... anyone got his pics anywhere..? they would help.

That site needs more cowbell.

I got a fever! Well, I would if the site wasn't fubared. And if I wasn't at work. -2 Mr. Spivens for whatever the girl version of cock-teasing is.

O.k. guys, not nice. In the middle of a separation from the hubby and I was really looking forward to viewing foreign P*^%s, now nothin. Geeze :o)

Well that is a disappointment. I don't know if these have already been posted or not, but here you go anyway, Ceph, and everyone else.

NSFW Gallery

Some guy named Jake--NSFW

Some guy named Kyle--NSFW

Hmmm... M19 of the first link isn't bad, but geez, get your butt off the bar and fix me a drink!

/errr... I'm not sure where that comment came from, that's not really like me, well not much.

In case you didn't figure that out, I was talking about Christi's links. Thanks for the weeners!

/laughing a lot at the "gay for cash" link... yeah, right.

just don't let ANTI-PORN GUY see!

damn, anti-porn guy has some interesting thought on the subject.

WELL, thanks to Christi's links, I now have my dose of weeners. No thanks to the site that didn't even load on my super-fast connection. Mrph. But weeners override the "Mrph." So YAY!!

Oh, and while gay sites aren't exactly where I'd go looking for them, they do have some nice ones. I'm not that critical.

yeah, anti-porn guy is what we call a "sheltered nutjob".

I would argue that salt is the spice of life.

ANTI-PORN GUY must be a joke. If not, I'm scared.

anti-porn guy is only 19. Imagine how farked up he's going to be at 40. Hooray for serial killers in training!

ANTI-PORN GUY must be a joke.

That was my first thought, but then I read his Fag Facts. The main page seems tongue in cheek. Fag Facts doesn't...

A National Dress Code? America isn't a Catholic high school, kid. We can't have nuns go around with rulers measure people's skirts and pants.

Okay, two more just for the hell of it.

NSFW #1

NSFW #2

Couple of questions.....Anti-Porn-Guy's web site was last updated in 2000. So, does that mean he's just not into his truely bizarre credo anymore? Has anyone here tried to email him? Do you think even the Army would reject him for being a bit odd? Maybe it's all a big joke. I once worked with this guy who was totaly serious about marrying a miss america winner. No one else would do. Although, he did lower his standards and thought a runner up would be ok.

Can't look at the site cuz I'm at work... Can someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease help out a poor farkette and put up a pic of Orlando Bloom or something to look at that's safe for work?

Anti-Porn guy makes me sad to be human. His mindset is so warped, I can't even fathom what it's like to think like him.

I forgot all about Anti-Porn guy. Thanks Fark!

I bet he gets all the girls.

Holy Shiat! They're now paying straight guys to go gay. Stop the madness before it is too late!!

If you re-arrange the letters in "anti-porn guy," you can spell "tiny groan up." Not to mention "TROLL." Y'all please don't encourage him by spreading his links.

NWS NWS Uh...this is Eric (as in Eric and Lyle) Menendez. NWS NWS

NWS NWS Another one, for the sake of completion. NWS NWS

From the Anti-porn guy website:

I am in favor of the death penalty for murder (including performing an abortion), attempted murder, rape, incest, pedophilia/child molestation, bestiality, necrophilia

Hey now, who does that hurt? :o

Second row down, right end, with the red curtain backdrop...

Mmm,hmmm...