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2017-05-29 08:13:17 PM  
Hand Salute!

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2017-05-29 08:30:18 PM  
Wait the stuff used to shine boots?
 
2017-05-29 08:40:39 PM  
Rarely is the headline enough. Well done subs.
 
2017-05-29 08:44:46 PM  
Marie Antoinette, paging Marie Antoinette...you have some competition in this one!
 
2017-05-29 08:45:20 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Rarely is the headline enough. Well done subs.


I was more thinking people could use the thread to offer up suggestions.
 
2017-05-29 09:16:29 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nadie_AZ: Rarely is the headline enough. Well done subs.

I was more thinking people could use the thread to offer up suggestions.


Be a fairly short thread...

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2017-05-29 09:36:43 PM  
Ah yes, Ivanka fully engaging the Trump Tastefulness Gene.
 
2017-05-29 10:01:32 PM  
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2017-05-29 10:35:52 PM  

Redh8t: Satanic_Hamster: Nadie_AZ: Rarely is the headline enough. Well done subs.

I was more thinking people could use the thread to offer up suggestions.

Be a fairly short thread...

/Not exactly a Fark approved photoshop experience either.


Let me get my popcorn ready and put the kids to bed.
 
2017-05-29 11:07:23 PM  
Can tone deafness be terminal?
 
2017-05-29 11:44:53 PM  
Difficulty for subby: The popsicles would last forever, as all of the implied destinations lack the depth and warmth.
 
2017-05-29 11:46:59 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Difficulty for subby: The popsicles would last forever, as all of the implied destinations lack the depth and warmth.


I dunno, maybe the friction from Donald's hands would melt them.

/subby
 
2017-05-29 11:48:51 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Difficulty for subby: The popsicles would last forever, as all of the implied destinations lack the depth and warmth.


Subtle!
 
2017-05-29 11:49:56 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Twilight Farkle: Difficulty for subby: The popsicles would last forever, as all of the implied destinations lack the depth and warmth.

I dunno, maybe the friction from Donald's hands would melt them.

/subby


Gross...
 
2017-05-29 11:51:44 PM  

Redh8t: Satanic_Hamster: Twilight Farkle: Difficulty for subby: The popsicles would last forever, as all of the implied destinations lack the depth and warmth.

I dunno, maybe the friction from Donald's hands would melt them.

/subby

Gross...


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2017-05-29 11:55:15 PM  
I'm not getting the outrage on this one. Sure, that sounds clueless and pretentious but I also saw regular people on jet skies and holding huge BBQ's where I am. I don't know anyone who's actually going out to a veteran's cemetery and praying. For most people it's just a three day weekend, I don't expect anything more from this airhead.
 
2017-05-30 12:05:21 AM  
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Mimosa?
 
2017-05-30 12:43:29 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Twilight Farkle: Difficulty for subby: The popsicles would last forever, as all of the implied destinations lack the depth and warmth.

I dunno, maybe the friction from Donald's hands would melt them.

/subby


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2017-05-30 01:38:46 AM  

Mugato: I'm not getting the outrage on this one. Sure, that sounds clueless and pretentious but I also saw regular people on jet skies and holding huge BBQ's where I am. I don't know anyone who's actually going out to a veteran's cemetery and praying. For most people it's just a three day weekend, I don't expect anything more from this airhead.


Here's the thing: Most veterans treat it as just a three day weekend also. Even if they have some solomn shiat, they do that with other vets.

Besides, if any of the soldiers to be memorialized were fighting for America, they were fighting for BBQs and and loud music and drunken antics. If they weren't fighting for that? Lamentable if true.
 
2017-05-30 01:40:13 AM  
Well, I'll be!!
Color thee corrected..
 
2017-05-30 02:00:30 AM  
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2017-05-30 02:00:36 AM  

Redh8t: Satanic_Hamster: Nadie_AZ: Rarely is the headline enough. Well done subs.

I was more thinking people could use the thread to offer up suggestions.

Be a fairly short thread...

/Not exactly a Fark approved photoshop experience either.


Do you want "The Pickle Incident"?

Because that's how you get "The Pickle Incident"
 
2017-05-30 02:02:07 AM  
"I have some suggestions where you can shove your champagne popsicles"

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2017-05-30 02:03:34 AM  

Mugato: I'm not getting the outrage on this one. Sure, that sounds clueless and pretentious but I also saw regular people on jet skies and holding huge BBQ's where I am. I don't know anyone who's actually going out to a veteran's cemetery and praying. For most people it's just a three day weekend, I don't expect anything more from this airhead.


People should expect more from this clueless whore, that's the problem.

All she had to do was SAY NOTHING and she'd have been better off than her "mangent les brioches" moment.
 
2017-05-30 02:08:29 AM  
"My dad was a gunner in Vietnam and had to clean the blood of his dead friends out of the chopper."

Someone should do a story on him.

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2017-05-30 02:08:41 AM  
Meh. I spent the weekend playing on the California beaches, drinking like a fish and eating like a pig. Can't say one thought about veterans crossed my mind. And I know I'm not alone. Gotta say this is pretty low on the outrage meter.
/look at the biatch eating crackers like she owns the place
 
2017-05-30 02:23:02 AM  
Champagne popsicles.. so, take some pricey alcohol, freeze it, and turn it into a lickable snack as if you're a 6 year old?
 
2017-05-30 02:23:59 AM  
I just expect better from the de facto first lady.
 
2017-05-30 02:24:04 AM  

Alphax: Champagne popsicles.. so, take some pricey alcohol, freeze it, and turn it into a lickable snack as if you're a 6 year old?


Daddy's favorite aphrodisiac
 
2017-05-30 02:25:08 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Mugato: I'm not getting the outrage on this one. Sure, that sounds clueless and pretentious but I also saw regular people on jet skies and holding huge BBQ's where I am. I don't know anyone who's actually going out to a veteran's cemetery and praying. For most people it's just a three day weekend, I don't expect anything more from this airhead.

People should expect more from this clueless whore, that's the problem.

All she had to do was SAY NOTHING and she'd have been better off than her "mangent les brioches" moment.


I have never in my life seen assholes like that family that cannot shut their farking disgusting holes. It still continues to surprise me even though nothing these scumbags do should by now.

If you know there is a not inconsequential number of people that hate your farking guts and you're tired of them up your ass, shut the hell up.

Even if you think it's a vast right wing conspiracy, uh I mean the "deep state" unfairly maligning you, why do you not shut your gobs so as to minimize the shiat you have to hear about. Don't they have lawyers eight rows deep in all directions to explain the virtues of silence to them?

They're a hillbilly loudmouth family that found a genie that granted them three wishes. They wished for money and power but brought their stupid mouths along for the ride.
 
2017-05-30 02:25:18 AM  
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2017-05-30 02:31:32 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Alphax: Champagne popsicles.. so, take some pricey alcohol, freeze it, and turn it into a lickable snack as if you're a 6 year old?

Daddy's favorite aphrodisiac


And mommy's favorite bedtime snack for the kids.
 
2017-05-30 02:33:00 AM  

Alphax: Champagne popsicles.. so, take some pricey alcohol, freeze it, and turn it into a lickable snack as if you're a 6 year old?


Not to mention wasteful, since you're taking champagne and letting it go flat in the freezer.
 
2017-05-30 02:33:41 AM  
I feel mighty uncomfortable defending a Trump here, but I don't see the big deal.

I get decent bottles of champagne / prosecco / sparkling wine for ~$10. In many cases it's cheaper than craft or imported beer.

I've also accidentally frozen champagne before ("hur hur, I know how to chill it quickly", I said as I stuck it in the freezer and forgot about it) -- it's pretty tasty.
 
2017-05-30 02:34:10 AM  

stoli n coke: Alphax: Champagne popsicles.. so, take some pricey alcohol, freeze it, and turn it into a lickable snack as if you're a 6 year old?

Not to mention wasteful, since you're taking champagne and letting it go flat in the freezer.


Right, the carbonation is going away.
 
2017-05-30 02:34:15 AM  
Everyone has a freezer cold enough to freeze alcohol*.
*not so much. A first guess is champagne would freeze around -40.
 
2017-05-30 02:34:26 AM  
This is America. We spend our Memorial Days BBQing, swimming, blasting Springsteen and getting amazing deals on mattresses.

Ivanka is clueless about a great many things, but this is pretty standard American culture. It's not like she was passing out popsicles at Arlington.
 
2017-05-30 02:37:12 AM  
Finally, a use for all that extra champagne I have sitting around the house.
 
2017-05-30 02:37:49 AM  

yuthinasia: Everyone has a freezer cold enough to freeze alcohol*.
*not so much. A first guess is champagne would freeze around -40.


-40?!  Not unless the champagne is 140 proof.
 
2017-05-30 02:39:10 AM  

fusillade762: Can tone deafness be terminal?


one can only hope
 
2017-05-30 02:40:18 AM  

Redh8t: Satanic_Hamster: Nadie_AZ: Rarely is the headline enough. Well done subs.

I was more thinking people could use the thread to offer up suggestions.

Be a fairly short thread...

/Not exactly a Fark approved photoshop experience either.


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2017-05-30 02:40:22 AM  

yuthinasia: Everyone has a freezer cold enough to freeze alcohol*.
*not so much. A first guess is champagne would freeze around -40.


Around 22F / -5.5C is the freezing point for champagne.
 
2017-05-30 02:41:49 AM  

Brat E. Pants: This is America. We spend our Memorial Days BBQing, swimming, blasting Springsteen and getting amazing deals on mattresses.

Ivanka is clueless about a great many things, but this is pretty standard American culture. It's not like she was passing out popsicles at Arlington.


I know, nothing goes better with my Memorial Day foie gras and caviar than a nice refreshing champagne popsicle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for our traditional Memorial Day polo match.
 
2017-05-30 02:45:41 AM  

Brat E. Pants: This is America. We spend our Memorial Days BBQing, swimming, blasting Springsteen and getting amazing deals on mattresses.

Ivanka is clueless about a great many things, but this is pretty standard American culture. It's not like she was passing out popsicles at Arlington.


But she's not a standard American.  She works for the White House.  She represents the White House. Which means she has to take this shiat more seriously.  If she doesn't like it, she can always go back to the private sector.
 
2017-05-30 02:52:20 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Brat E. Pants: This is America. We spend our Memorial Days BBQing, swimming, blasting Springsteen and getting amazing deals on mattresses.

Ivanka is clueless about a great many things, but this is pretty standard American culture. It's not like she was passing out popsicles at Arlington.

But she's not a standard American.  She works for the White House.  She represents the White House. Which means she has to take this shiat more seriously.  If she doesn't like it, she can always go back to the private sector.


You're right. She should eat the mustard and lettuce Americans eat, too. No dijon mustard or arugula for her.

I despise the Trump family, but this is stupid. It's an effing tweet about fancy popsicles on a day normal Americans treat as a kickoff to summer.
 
2017-05-30 02:53:07 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Olympic Trolling Judge: Brat E. Pants: This is America. We spend our Memorial Days BBQing, swimming, blasting Springsteen and getting amazing deals on mattresses.

Ivanka is clueless about a great many things, but this is pretty standard American culture. It's not like she was passing out popsicles at Arlington.

But she's not a standard American.  She works for the White House.  She represents the White House. Which means she has to take this shiat more seriously.  If she doesn't like it, she can always go back to the private sector.

You're right. She should eat the mustard and lettuce Americans eat, too. No dijon mustard or arugula for her.

I despise the Trump family, but this is stupid. It's an effing tweet about fancy popsicles on a day normal Americans treat as a kickoff to summer.


It's a work night like any other for me.
 
2017-05-30 02:53:43 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I feel mighty uncomfortable defending a Trump here, but I don't see the big deal.

I get decent bottles of champagne / prosecco / sparkling wine for ~$10. In many cases it's cheaper than craft or imported beer.

I've also accidentally frozen champagne before ("hur hur, I know how to chill it quickly", I said as I stuck it in the freezer and forgot about it) -- it's pretty tasty.


I hate to break it to you, but for many Americans $10 means you get to eat dinner.
 
2017-05-30 02:53:55 AM  
And while I rarely touch alcohol, I stopped eating popsicles decades ago.
 
2017-05-30 02:57:04 AM  

spooky.action: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I feel mighty uncomfortable defending a Trump here, but I don't see the big deal.

I get decent bottles of champagne / prosecco / sparkling wine for ~$10. In many cases it's cheaper than craft or imported beer.

I've also accidentally frozen champagne before ("hur hur, I know how to chill it quickly", I said as I stuck it in the freezer and forgot about it) -- it's pretty tasty.

I hate to break it to you, but for many Americans $10 means you get to eat dinner.


This. People are worried about losing healthcare and budget cuts that could leave lots of small towns facing huge property tax hikes to keep their infrastructure. But as long as Princess Trump gets to remind people that she's wealthy. Such class.
 
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