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2017-05-19 08:30:15 PM  

cchris_39: cman: cchris_39: cman: cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.

Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.

Wow. Classy.  Are your from the Colbert school or do homophobic insults come naturally to you?

 You got a dirty mind if that is the first definition you thought of when you saw the word "master".

Reading comprehension really isn't your thing, is it.


What's it like watching your world burn down around you?
 
2017-05-19 08:31:48 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: johnny queso: imagine the most ridiculously far fetched set of circumstances you could imagine happening under this administration.

you're not even close.

I very much see this trip ending with Trump running away to Russia.  I'm a little surprised they let him leave.

A few days ago I started thinking this could be Watergate and the OJ Simpson Bronco Chase combined.  With this news I think the possibility of that is greater and greater.


I was born in 1973, remember the bronco chase vividly, turned 44 this year.

THIS MEANS SOMETHING!

/that this is a bookmark of sorts
//that it's friday and i'm 3 drinks and two bowls in
///3 is for my bday.... 3/23/73
 
2017-05-19 08:33:21 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: johnny queso: imagine the most ridiculously far fetched set of circumstances you could imagine happening under this administration.

you're not even close.

I very much see this trip ending with Trump running away to Russia.  I'm a little surprised they let him leave.

A few days ago I started thinking this could be Watergate and the OJ Simpson Bronco Chase combined.  With this news I think the possibility of that is greater and greater.


did i mention my maiden name is McCarthy?

/no relation
 
2017-05-19 08:37:11 PM  

quizzical: LowbrowDeluxe: real_headhoncho: I just had a strange thought... what if AF1 crashes?

Christ no.  We'd never hear the end of it.  No martyrs.  No conspiracy theories.  Either burned in a wickerman on the whitehouse lawn or in a court of law.  No escape.

I fear for our country if Trump has a heart attack or an aneurysm. If he drops dead of natural causes related to being an old, fat, stressed-out waste of a human being, then the martyrdom and Clinton conspiracy theories will never end.  Civil War 2.0 would be in the offing.   I want Trump perp-walked out of the White House in as health a condition as it is possible to maintain.


There will be just as much martyrdom and just as many conspiracy theories if he gets perp-walked. The initial arrest - "it's a coup by Obama and Clinton!" The trial - "lieberal so-called judge overreaches!" The evidence - "faked, false flag, staffers were Dem spies who sabotaged innocent Trump!" And so on.
 
2017-05-19 09:05:01 PM  
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2017-05-19 09:12:24 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: smunns: The White House document that contained Mr. Trump's comments was based on notes taken from inside the Oval Office and has been circulated as the official account of the meeting. One official read quotations to The Times, and a second official confirmed the broad outlines of the discussion.

So it's fake news.  No sources and  no copies.  Anyone can pretend to read a document.   This is stupid.  And people fall for it every damn day.  If someone confirmed the broad outline than they didn't confirm the idiotic specifics did they? No they just wanted the words official and confirm in the same sentence for the retards to suck it up.  Way to go.

SPICER. CONFIRMED. IT.
Christ you kids suck shiat at this.


spicer confirmed the quote? I referenced.  You suck at this.
 
2017-05-19 09:13:01 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Markoff_Cheney: I should just shave my beard down to a goatee to fit in over here in the darkest timeline.

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I'd fit into her timeline, iykwimaityd


I'm developing my role as the prepper who survives everything while being paranoid. It's nice.

/can the government find me? sure. will they find anything interesting? unlikely.
//mostly because my apocalypse goals are 'find group of people and start over'
 
2017-05-19 09:31:16 PM  
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Don't blame me if the guy's a nut.
 
2017-05-19 09:37:10 PM  
Don't let him back without extreme vetting first.
 
2017-05-19 09:46:11 PM  
When the pressure finally gets too much to bear at the next press conference, I'm fully expecting Trump to ask Alec Baldwin to stand-in as his stunt double.
 
2017-05-19 09:48:43 PM  

Xythero: propasaurus: A third government official briefed on the meeting defended the president, saying Mr. Trump was using a negotiating tactic when he told Mr. Lavrov about the "pressure" he was under. The idea, the official suggested, was to create a sense of obligation with Russian officials and to coax concessions out of Mr. Lavrov - on Syria, Ukraine and other issues - by saying that Russian meddling in last year's election had created enormous political problems for Mr. Trump

So, essentially ...
'The way you Russians meddled in our election to get me into the White House has caused so many problems now that I had to fire the director of the FBI who was investigating me. Now you owe me.'
Right.

I was wondering about this part, too.  Why would Russia give a shiat?  How is this a negotiating tactic?


If you want to understand Deadbeat Donny's "logic" then you need get a lobotomy first...
 
2017-05-19 09:52:26 PM  

munko: another scandal created when someone called someone and read a memo?  oh please, this is getting so unhinged.  so what anyway.  he is right.  he had pressure relieved from a idiot nutjob who would not do his job and wanted to grandstand. Comey kept going on both sides of the fence.  it was not his job to hold press briefings.  I'm going to write a memo and call the NY Times.  It's like, hey, I heard that this guy called this other guy and one of them said he had a memo but no one could see it but only hear it as I read it.


That's it?  The standards on this site have really been slipping lately.
 
2017-05-19 09:54:04 PM  

chuggernaught: Gordon Bennett: A third government official briefed on the meeting defended the president, saying Mr. Trump was using a negotiating tactic when he told Mr. Lavrov about the "pressure" he was under. The idea, the official suggested, was to create a sense of obligation with Russian officials and to coax concessions out of Mr. Lavrov - on Syria, Ukraine and other issues - by saying that Russian meddling in last year's election had created enormous political problems for Mr. Trump.

I love seeing this wankers twist and turn and lie and distort in order to attempt to polish the turd in the Oval Office only to have Emperor Commodus himself completely undermine their carefully concocted image of him every time he shiats out another tweet.

This baffles me.  Calling it a negotiating tactic is not the same as saying he didn't say it at all.  In fact, they just confirmed that he did say it!


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2017-05-19 10:07:10 PM  

WayneKerr: Speaking to the Russians in this manner is not funny, and we're heading down a slippery slope. This situation is getting out of control and Нам повезет пережить это

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Did the dog slip, or is it intentionally sliding like that?
 
2017-05-19 10:15:10 PM  

Bucky Katt: Don't let him back without extreme vetting first.


What do you mean I have to be vetted? I'm the President of the United States!!

That's what concerns us, sir
 
2017-05-19 10:22:45 PM  
A clear cut case of obstruction of justice but at least it's technically not treason
 
2017-05-19 10:30:33 PM  
I'm still chuckling at the flailing desperation necessary to read a homophobic insult into a quip that basically accuses one of being a puppet.

At best it's a complete non-sequitur. At worst, Ole Folksy has a goatse situation going on.
 
2017-05-19 10:42:04 PM  
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2017-05-19 10:45:34 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Calm down, guys. Trump fired a nut job, Hillary would have had Comey murdered.


All we can do is speculate, because you helped sell us down the river we're currently stuck on. Thanks!
 
2017-05-19 10:55:22 PM  

Elfich: For good or for ill: I bet Trump can't tweet when he's overseas. His phone is probably considered an attack vector and penetration point for security and can't have it any time he is outside AF1 in a foreign country.


I guess all we can do is wait and see if he Tweets in between when he left and when he comes back.
 
2017-05-19 10:59:29 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: johnny queso: imagine the most ridiculously far fetched set of circumstances you could imagine happening under this administration.

you're not even close.

I very much see this trip ending with Trump running away to Russia.  I'm a little surprised they let him leave.

A few days ago I started thinking this could be Watergate and the OJ Simpson Bronco Chase combined.  With this news I think the possibility of that is greater and greater.


Best. Reality Show. Ever.
 
2017-05-19 11:03:32 PM  

Jaws_Victim: I was listening to a bunch of experts on kuow radio, and they were about to move on from trump when the host was pleased to announce this new "trumpdate."

This prompted one of the guests to comment that the Russia investigation is a refresh story, where you literally have to hit refresh on your web browser constantly to stay updated.

Trump is such an idiot, he will hang himself with his own words.


The best words.  All the words.  The very best.
 
2017-05-19 11:16:57 PM  

GardenWeasel: naughtyrev: AdmirableSnackbar: johnny queso: imagine the most ridiculously far fetched set of circumstances you could imagine happening under this administration.

you're not even close.

I very much see this trip ending with Trump running away to Russia.  I'm a little surprised they let him leave.

A few days ago I started thinking this could be Watergate and the OJ Simpson Bronco Chase combined.  With this news I think the possibility of that is greater and greater.

I said a few months ago that I hoped his presidency ends with him doing a sad, fat old man shuffle across the tarmac to a waiting Russian diplomatic vehicle. This may be our chance to see that.

...and as he pulls away the drone strikes.


Sigh. Was that as good for you as it was for me?
 
2017-05-20 12:21:04 AM  

JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?


With a normal president, that might have been the strategy--catch 'em off guard! Trump doesn't have a guard, though.

With Trump, half the fun is watching him melt down. They've probably instructed their reporters on the plane to remind Trump that he can totally still tweet from Air Force One.
 
2017-05-20 12:44:10 AM  

Voiceofreason01: A clear cut case of obstruction of justice but at least it's technically not treason...yet


Updated.
 
2017-05-20 12:56:50 AM  
Was listening to NPR on the way home, and EJ Dionne brought up that at this point Mueller's important job might not be connecting the dots on Trump, but figuring out what Pence knew and when. Basically we could have an unprecedented 20th amendment ordeal and a test of the presidential succession act.
 
2017-05-20 01:01:36 AM  
Those shopped white houses are bullsh*t. They aren't helping and they aren't funny. They are propaganda and disinformation. Don't give them our identity that easily. One might argue this is going better than expected.
 
2017-05-20 01:12:43 AM  
Okay, I'm surprised it hasn't reared its head already but here's my prediction on the primary spin once the talking heads stop flailing and start lock-step marching again:

'After My Election I Have More Flexibility'  Therefore BSABSVR also stigginit, chexmix libtards.

It's how they handled the FIRST (dozen) instances of Trump violating the Logan Act, it's how they'll handle whatever this is.
 
2017-05-20 06:23:15 AM  
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Has this guy even watched a TV show where an actor played the president? I mean, dude, could he even pretend to kind of have any sort of plan or sense of self control, self image, and what his job entails?

It's like watching a beginning skier take moguls. Moving uneasily along for ten seconds, complete blow out, gathers gear, moves shakily along, face plant, dusts off, struggles upright aaaaaand he's down.
 
2017-05-20 08:27:50 AM  

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Has this guy even watched a TV show where an actor played the president? I mean, dude, could he even pretend to kind of have any sort of plan or sense of self control, self image, and what his job entails?

It's like watching a beginning skier take moguls. Moving uneasily along for ten seconds, complete blow out, gathers gear, moves shakily along, face plant, dusts off, struggles upright aaaaaand he's down.


As a sociopathic narcissist; he believes each face plant is a cruel and unwarranted attack by outsiders, he sees each act (no matter how petty or irrelevant) as him being a strong and decisive big-boy leader, and he sees his emotional outbursts and embarrassing meltdowns as those powerful scenes where the tv-movie-president gets real emotional and then acts decisively against all the incompetently evil "baddies" of the show.
 
2017-05-20 08:28:06 AM  

Old Man Winter: So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?


Notes are important in some jobs. Without your written notes from date x  to support your verbal account on date y, youre just telling lies about date x. Now we have people dismissing notes as not being important or worthy of consideration. comey did something typical and commonplace by writing a memo about his interaction with the president.
 
2017-05-20 08:53:57 AM  

neongoats: cchris_39: cman: cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.

Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.

Wow. Classy.  Are your from the Colbert school or do homophobic insults come naturally to you?

This is as stupid as most of the shiat you post. No one cares about sucking dicks. Sucking dicks isn't automatically a homosexual thing, for one thing. Men suck dicks, women suck dicks, trans people suck dicks and pointing out the sucking thereof isn't any kind of homophobic slur. It is a commentary on the power structure of the relationship though, suggesting the cock sucker is the submissive, owned one in the relationship.

Sorry you're sad about Putin owning Trumperdink the Orange.


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2017-05-20 08:55:14 AM  

BrerRobot: Old Man Winter: So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?

Notes are important in some jobs. Without your written notes from date x  to support your verbal account on date y, youre just telling lies about date x. Now we have people dismissing notes as not being important or worthy of consideration. comey did something typical and commonplace by writing a memo about his interaction with the president.


"Notes" makes it into "science".
Now just who the Hell can deny science?
 
2017-05-20 02:00:17 PM  

Toxic Park: I just can't stop thinking about how, in the alternate timeline where Trump never ran, or at least lost out in his prez run, how much happier he would've been. Just going on about his charmed life as usual. But because he just couldn't help himself to run, now he's in the biggest shiatstorm of his life.


Thinking of his self induced frazzlement makes cats all over the known universe happy.
 
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