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2017-05-19 06:55:04 PM  

IRQ12: dr_blasto: Heywood Jublowme: Comey was a nut job

why, because he did his job? how was comey a nut job?

Because his lord and savior Trump said so, it's all in the good book my friend: 'and on the 111th day The Trump said to the Russian in thy oval shrine, "I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job ".

All his disciplees are trying to do is spread his good word.  Free your mind and let him in.


You do know it isn't hard to see what all you indignant trolls thought of comey during election week right?
 
2017-05-19 06:57:11 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: dr_blasto: Heywood Jublowme: Comey was a nut job

why, because he did his job? how was comey a nut job?

Comey: we are investigating HRC again we have found 10s of thousands of emails on weenies laptop. After election well did I say 10s of thousands? I meant more like 10.


So now he was fired because of the Clinton investigation again?
 
2017-05-19 06:58:04 PM  
Heywood Jublowme:
You do know it isn't hard to see what all you indignant trolls thought of comey during election week right?

You do know it isn't hard to hold two non-competing thoughts in one head, right?  Comey can be wrong for some of his actions and Trump can be wrong for firing him for fishy-as-fark reasons.  Those two are not mutually exclusive.
 
2017-05-19 06:58:05 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: IRQ12: dr_blasto: Heywood Jublowme: Comey was a nut job

why, because he did his job? how was comey a nut job?

Because his lord and savior Trump said so, it's all in the good book my friend: 'and on the 111th day The Trump said to the Russian in thy oval shrine, "I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job ".

All his disciplees are trying to do is spread his good word.  Free your mind and let him in.

You do know it isn't hard to see what all you indignant trolls thought of comey during election week right?


That goes both ways, you know.
 
2017-05-19 06:58:27 PM  
He really believed that "Cant' be under investigation by the FBI if there's no FBI Director" meme.
 
2017-05-19 07:00:57 PM  

real_headhoncho: Walker: The gloves are off. Don't call a 6'9" former head of the FBI a nut job.

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There is just not enough popcorn.


Trump Officials: 'He Looks More and More Like a Complete Moron'

'"I'm glad I'm not on the plane so I could be here to answer your Russia questions," a senior Trump administration official said, sarcastically, before abruptly hanging up.'

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2017-05-19 07:01:01 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: "That...was just a blowjob. I'm *MARRIED*. I'm not gay."


Snert.
 
2017-05-19 07:02:44 PM  

When you are a nut, all of your critics look like squirrels.

 
2017-05-19 07:03:40 PM  

propasaurus: I always that that meant Male/Female/Male, a.k.a. The Devil's Threesome.


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2017-05-19 07:04:03 PM  

Preston Preston: chuggernaught: This baffles me.  Calling it a negotiating tactic is not the same as saying he didn't say it at all.  In fact, they just confirmed that he did say it!

It is also worth mentioning that having Spicey on live TV tell everyone that it was a negotiating tactic... negates its value as a negotiating tactic.  Explaining a bluff or whatever sort of makes it, oh I don't know, not work.  Right?


Actually, everything about the statement ruins it as a negotiating tactic. This is the gist of what Trump said:
Trump:  You Russians sure put me in an awkward position with your interference in our election!  I'm facing a lot of political pressure.
Trump: Except the guy investigating me was crazy!  So crazy, I bet no one would believe him.  So I guess there was no political pressure after all.
Trump:  And even if there was political pressure, I relieved it by firing the guy and ending the investigation.
Trump: And actually, I am not under investigation, so there was no pressure in the first place!

Trump basically said that the political pressure on him was imaginary or non-existent, and that he was able to resolve the issue himself, and yet somehow the Russians owe him a favor for this?  Even if we lived in an alternate universe where this was NOT an admission of obstruction of justice, nothing about Trump's statement makes any sense as a negotiating tactic.  AND his comments are a tacit acknowledgement that there was Russian interference in our election, something that Trump has vehemently denied in the past.   Trump made things worse for himself again.
 
2017-05-19 07:04:55 PM  

sweatybronson: He really believed that "Cant' be under investigation by the FBI if there's no FBI Director" meme.


Bullshiat. Trump would never take advice from a black guy, except for Don King.
 
2017-05-19 07:05:17 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: IRQ12: dr_blasto: Heywood Jublowme: Comey was a nut job

why, because he did his job? how was comey a nut job?

Because his lord and savior Trump said so, it's all in the good book my friend: 'and on the 111th day The Trump said to the Russian in thy oval shrine, "I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job ".

All his disciplees are trying to do is spread his good word.  Free your mind and let him in.

You do know it isn't hard to see what all you indignant trolls thought of comey during election week right?


What does that have to do with the price of ducks in peking?  If Trump had fired Comey day 1 it could have been seen as some redeeming quality but instead he congratulated Comey for his BS and then later fired him supposedly because of those actions but then went on to literally say he was doing it to obstruct justice.

Donald Trump praises James Comey
Youtube Uex9xziFGBE


Keep arranging the deck chairs in your brain though.
 
2017-05-19 07:06:09 PM  

JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?


Will Air Force One be flying over the Ukraine? If so, call CNN and give them a head's up.
 
2017-05-19 07:09:53 PM  

WayneKerr: Mad Scientist: Please...no more popcorn.  I can't take it.

How about an anagram for popcorn, then: RNC Poop


An anagram for popcorn? You mean cop pron?
 
2017-05-19 07:13:49 PM  

JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861


The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!
 
2017-05-19 07:16:49 PM  

cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!


Funny how you say that without an ounce of self awareness
 
2017-05-19 07:17:07 PM  

cookiedough: So... not so much Watergate as Floodgate


I had no idea that the Watergate Hotel had a wave pool. Apparently it is more up-to-date than I knew.

Trump, of course, has a giant water slide. It is the greatest slide in the world. Big enough for Rosie and Donnie to slide simultaneously. He bused in the whole Senate to ride it. It is nicknamed the Tricky Dick because it starts off in all directions and ends up going plop! at the end.
 
2017-05-19 07:17:49 PM  
Oh boy!!
T-40 minutes till booze in hand!
 
2017-05-19 07:20:10 PM  

WayneKerr: Mad Scientist: WayneKerr: Did we get those transcripts from Pootie Poot?

These are the official White House transcripts...

Oh, okay. Putin was so very much willing to provide those transcripts, that I was hoping we had some extra icing for the cake (of the beautiful chocolate variety).


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2017-05-19 07:20:42 PM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 850x800]
A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both


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2017-05-19 07:21:18 PM  
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Just more of the same - and the defenders get fewer and weaker every day.
 
2017-05-19 07:21:30 PM  

cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!


Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that come out of your master's mouth.
 
2017-05-19 07:22:10 PM  

cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.


Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.
 
2017-05-19 07:22:36 PM  

jso2897: [img.fark.net image 480x386]
Just more of the same - and the defenders get fewer and weaker every day.


Nonsense! Their arguments are becoming finely tuned homing missiles of truth and justice!
 
2017-05-19 07:24:31 PM  
 
2017-05-19 07:25:15 PM  

sockmouse: real_headhoncho: Walker: The gloves are off. Don't call a 6'9" former head of the FBI a nut job.

[img.fark.net image 315x200]

There is just not enough popcorn.

Trump Officials: 'He Looks More and More Like a Complete Moron'

'"I'm glad I'm not on the plane so I could be here to answer your Russia questions," a senior Trump administration official said, sarcastically, before abruptly hanging up.'

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(Senior staffers who escaped aboard Air Force One included Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, Chief Strategist Steve Bannon, Senior Advisor Jared Kushner, Director of Strategic Communications Hope Hicks, Press Secretary Sean Spicer, and National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster.)

Oh... to be a fly in the vents on Air Force One right now.
It has to be farking good, especially with how much Bannon hates him.
HOOOO BOY TIME TO GO HOME AND DRINK!
 
2017-05-19 07:25:31 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: propasaurus: So we're still stuck in the denial/fake news phase.

I just saw some attack the source as well.
Keep denying reality you pigfarking idiots.  See where that gets you.


Well to be fair, so far it's gotten them the White House, all of Congress, most of the Supreme Court, and a large majority of state governments.  Just saying.
 
2017-05-19 07:28:16 PM  

pehvbot: Markoff_Cheney: propasaurus: So we're still stuck in the denial/fake news phase.

I just saw some attack the source as well.
Keep denying reality you pigfarking idiots.  See where that gets you.

Well to be fair, so far it's gotten them the White House, all of Congress, most of the Supreme Court, and a large majority of state governments.  Just saying.


Cheney, Rove, REDMAP, and a farkton of superpac money got them that.  The problem is, they had to find patsies willing to go along with subverting democracy for a buck to fill all those spots.  Turns out that sort aren't exactly the best of the best of the best with honors.
 
2017-05-19 07:30:45 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: SPICER. CONFIRMED. IT.
Christ you kids suck shiat at this.


The Russian Pee-Squad Quiblerz third stringers game is WEAK today.
 
2017-05-19 07:33:08 PM  
I just had a strange thought... what if AF1 crashes?
 
2017-05-19 07:33:24 PM  
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2017-05-19 07:36:10 PM  

real_headhoncho: I just had a strange thought... what if AF1 crashes?


Christ no.  We'd never hear the end of it.  No martyrs.  No conspiracy theories.  Either burned in a wickerman on the whitehouse lawn or in a court of law.  No escape.
 
2017-05-19 07:36:20 PM  
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more, more, more. How do you like it
 
2017-05-19 07:37:23 PM  

Mad Scientist: Please...no more popcorn.  I can't take it.


This really belongs in one of those threads about a group of Trump supporters getting shafted, but someone should create a meme of a leopard eating some popcorn, with the caption, "Just having a little snack before my next meal"
 
2017-05-19 07:41:34 PM  

cman: cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.

Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.


Wow. Classy.  Are your from the Colbert school or do homophobic insults come naturally to you?
 
2017-05-19 07:45:59 PM  

cchris_39: cman: cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.

Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.

Wow. Classy.  Are your from the Colbert school or do homophobic insults come naturally to you?


 You got a dirty mind if that is the first definition you thought of when you saw the word "master".
 
2017-05-19 07:52:21 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: real_headhoncho: I just had a strange thought... what if AF1 crashes?

Christ no.  We'd never hear the end of it.  No martyrs.  No conspiracy theories.  Either burned in a wickerman on the whitehouse lawn or in a court of law.  No escape.


I fear for our country if Trump has a heart attack or an aneurysm. If he drops dead of natural causes related to being an old, fat, stressed-out waste of a human being, then the martyrdom and Clinton conspiracy theories will never end.  Civil War 2.0 would be in the offing.   I want Trump perp-walked out of the White House in as health a condition as it is possible to maintain.
 
2017-05-19 07:56:35 PM  

quizzical: I want Trump perp-walked out of the White House in as health a condition as it is possible to maintain.


I want the perp walk to be on a very special episode of COPS.
 
2017-05-19 07:57:45 PM  

cman: cchris_39: cman: cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.

Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.

Wow. Classy.  Are your from the Colbert school or do homophobic insults come naturally to you?

 You got a dirty mind if that is the first definition you thought of when you saw the word "master".


Reading comprehension really isn't your thing, is it.
 
2017-05-19 07:59:20 PM  

cchris_39: cman: cchris_39: cman: cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.

Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.

Wow. Classy.  Are your from the Colbert school or do homophobic insults come naturally to you?

 You got a dirty mind if that is the first definition you thought of when you saw the word "master".

Reading comprehension really isn't your thing, is it.


What other word would you take umbrage with? You are claiming I made an homophobic insult. I did not do so.
 
2017-05-19 08:00:45 PM  
So he's on a trip out of the country? Maybe if we move Washington he won't be able to find it when he gets back.
 
2017-05-19 08:02:53 PM  
Things that you shouldn't do:
1: Tug on Superman's cape
2: Spit into the wind
3: Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
4: Mess around with Jim Comey
 
2017-05-19 08:03:48 PM  

mofa: Things that you shouldn't do:
1: Tug on Superman's cape
2: Spit into the wind
3: Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
4: Mess around with Jim Comey


5: Feed the trolls
 
2017-05-19 08:07:48 PM  

patrick767: quizzical: I want Trump perp-walked out of the White House in as health a condition as it is possible to maintain.

I want the perp walk to be on a very special episode of COPS.


FEDS

With body cam footage, and everything.
 
2017-05-19 08:08:09 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: dr_blasto: Heywood Jublowme: Comey was a nut job

why, because he did his job? how was comey a nut job?

Comey: we are investigating HRC again we have found 10s of thousands of emails on weenies laptop. After election well did I say 10s of thousands? I meant more like 10.


That's not nut jobbery, though. That's just bad decision making, trusting a Republican like Chaffetz to not publicize the letter. Naïveté.
 
2017-05-19 08:09:07 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: jso2897: [img.fark.net image 480x386]
Just more of the same - and the defenders get fewer and weaker every day.

Nonsense! Their arguments are becoming finely tuned homing missiles of truth and justice!


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-05-19 08:09:13 PM  

cchris_39: cman: cman: cchris_39: JulieAzel626: Happening, it's

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/865700195392249861

The nut job attention whore milks it a little more.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!

Good to know that you still regurgitate the balderdash that comes out of your master's mouth.

Re-write screw up. Forgot to inflect the word "come". Fixt.

Wow. Classy.  Are your from the Colbert school or do homophobic insults come naturally to you?


This is as stupid as most of the shiat you post. No one cares about sucking dicks. Sucking dicks isn't automatically a homosexual thing, for one thing. Men suck dicks, women suck dicks, trans people suck dicks and pointing out the sucking thereof isn't any kind of homophobic slur. It is a commentary on the power structure of the relationship though, suggesting the cock sucker is the submissive, owned one in the relationship.

Sorry you're sad about Putin owning Trumperdink the Orange.
 
2017-05-19 08:13:16 PM  

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2017-05-19 08:20:07 PM  
Nutjobs.
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2017-05-19 08:28:44 PM  

cchris_39: Comey IS a nut job.

You know it.  Trump knows it.  Everybody knows it.


Your color beautifully prefaces your posts; the orange sets off your eyes...

Markoff_Cheney: WHAT AND THE EVERLOVING FARK IS THAT?


I think that is a Chihuahua in human form?
 
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