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2017-05-19 05:51:42 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: 2wolves: Kubo: Old Man Winter: So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?

Notes (especially those taken by law enforcement official) are actual evidence, no matter how much you don't want them to be.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-trend-watch/times-fbi-agents-cont​emporaneous-notes-are-evidence-20170516

Unless it involves a run of the mill police officer. In that case they obviously lie their arses off and kill brown people for fun amarite!


This isn't a quantum reality. Both of these states can and do exist simultaneously.
 
2017-05-19 05:52:19 PM  

snocone: KarmicDisaster: CVGScorch: smunns: The White House document that contained Mr. Trump's comments was based on notes taken from inside the Oval Office and has been circulated as the official account of the meeting. One official read quotations to The Times, and a second official confirmed the broad outlines of the discussion.

So it's fake news.  No sources and  no copies.  Anyone can pretend to read a document.   This is stupid.  And people fall for it every damn day.  If someone confirmed the broad outline than they didn't confirm the idiotic specifics did they? No they just wanted the words official and confirm in the same sentence for the retards to suck it up.  Way to go.

I've read this a few times to see if this was truthful or sarcastic and I just can't tell.

Several White House officials and even Snekretary himself admitted that these comments, the notes and transcripts were absolutely true and irrefutable.  So if all of these people say its true, are you saying that it's still all made up?

The White House themselves was circulating the transcript. It is their own transcript.

They are proud of it. A Big Win.
word for today:  arrogant implies a claiming for oneself of more consideration or importance than is warranted, showing scorn for inferiors.
Noun: Arrogance, the insulting attitude of people who believe that they are better, smarter, or more important than other people.

Sound like anybody you have seen in TV lately?


Uh,  yeah, the President
 
2017-05-19 05:53:13 PM  
I'm seriously hoping that Trump is turned around and sent back to the US before he can make any speeches abroad.
 
2017-05-19 05:53:33 PM  

Dansker: Heywood Jublowme: Elfich: Doubleodoug: That's the defense du jour. No one is so stupid as to think firing the head of the FBI would make the investigation go away. Therefore Trump couldn't have fired him to derail the investigation.

Trump asked Comey to make the Flynn investigation to go away. Then fired Comey and said the pressure was off. Yes, he is dumb enough to think it would have ended there.

Remember all of Trump's previous companies are LLCs with 3-5 employees and everyone else is a contractor. He made his money by having enough resources to threaten the contractors he worked with. So while he "negotiated" with them he had a gun under the table to ensure things went his way.

Trump has wandered out onto a field where his money and previous experience don't mean a hill of beans. In his personal empire if he said "This ends now", what ever it was ended. In the government the two other branches of government can throw a monkey wrench into what ever you want to do (see the last 4 months). Even parts of the administration are expected to operate without direct presidential oversight to prevent conflicts of interest (ie Justice, the AG, the FBI). The best the president can do is slow or stall these investigations.

This is because The President is President and not a King. Trump is used to being a King of his little land, where he could do what he wanted in it and was beholden to no one. The Presidency is the exact opposite - The president is beholden to everyone and is severely restricted on what he can do without cooperation of the other two branches of government.

Wow genius! He fired a nut job, then after a special investigator was appointed breathed a sigh of relief! All went away!

No, the special counsel councel hadn't been appointed yet when he breathed this particular sigh of relief.


FTFY
 
2017-05-19 05:55:06 PM  
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A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both
 
2017-05-19 05:55:36 PM  

Old Man Winter: So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?


What evidence would you accept at this point?

Bearing in mind that notes and eyewitness testimony are evidence.
 
2017-05-19 05:55:46 PM  
So if he fired Comey for being insane, even if Comey isn't insane, can we add violating the Americans with Disabilities Act to the list of high crimes and misdemeanors at Trump's treason trial?

Uh oh, come to think of it, that could be Trump's "get out of jail free" card. Impeaching a president because they suffer from narcissistic personality disorder, compulsive lying, paranoid delusions, and a learning disability would violate the ADA's protection of accommodating his challenges.
 
2017-05-19 05:56:22 PM  
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/didn't even have to make that myself, plenty of preexisting conditions examples
 
2017-05-19 05:57:18 PM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 850x800]
A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both


I'm pretty sure that's meant to say "red cucks in view"
 
2017-05-19 05:57:59 PM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 850x800]
A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both


Maybe they're celebrating that.
 
2017-05-19 05:58:04 PM  

propasaurus: Dansker: Heywood Jublowme: Wow genius! He fired a nut job, then after a special investigator was appointed breathed a sigh of relief! All went away!

No, the special counsel councel hadn't been appointed yet when he breathed this particular sigh of relief.

FTFY


You're supposed to put a "sorry, pet peave" after something like that. You know the rules!
 
2017-05-19 05:58:11 PM  

busy chillin': shower_in_my_socks: FWIW, a write for NY Mag, Mother Jones and GQ claims to have 4 sources saying that the "person of interest" is Jared Kushner. Says that based on the description of the person's position alone, it has to be either him or Stephen Miller.

/take the money and run

I just saw that as well:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jared-kus​hner-russia-investigation-trump-song-in-law-probe-person-interest-a774​5916.html


Just this morning someone was doing a really sloppy job of wiki-editing.  Got noticed removing the mention of Donald Trump being a client of the firm Lieberman works for.  The last page they'd edited before that?  Stephen Miller's.
 
2017-05-19 05:58:31 PM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 850x800]
A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both


That's Kool-aid. And I think...MY GOD THEYRE GOING TO JUMP!!!
 
2017-05-19 05:58:59 PM  

AckAckAck: Jaws_Victim: This prompted one of the guests to comment that the Russia investigation is a refresh story, where you literally have to hit refresh on your web browser constantly to stay updated.

We can officially label this the F5F5F5F5 administration.

Or:

Trump is not the 45th president, he's the F5th president.


So he's the 245th president?
 
2017-05-19 06:00:44 PM  

munko: another scandal created when someone called someone and read a memo?  oh please, this is getting so unhinged.  so what anyway.  he is right.  he had pressure relieved from a idiot nutjob who would not do his job and wanted to grandstand. Comey kept going on both sides of the fence.  it was not his job to hold press briefings.  I'm going to write a memo and call the NY Times.  It's like, hey, I heard that this guy called this other guy and one of them said he had a memo but no one could see it but only hear it as I read it.


You sir are a goddamned idiot.
 
2017-05-19 06:01:06 PM  

Walker: A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both


They're celebrating not being fired/in court/both
 
2017-05-19 06:02:40 PM  

impaler: Walker: A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both

They're celebrating not being fired/in court/both


We who are about to die, salute...ourselves!
 
2017-05-19 06:02:42 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: patrick767: They're claiming the comment was just a "negotiating tactic" Trump used on the Russians.
/lol...
//this is fine

Posted this in the Red Thread
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more like these sharks..
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2017-05-19 06:03:20 PM  

pkjun: cman: Eddie Adams from Torrance: shiat, even CNN is becoming watchable again

Thats because they have real breaking news to report on, and not this

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That's proof the librul media is out to get us!!!1!1
 
2017-05-19 06:04:00 PM  

I sound fat: No one was recording.  An unnamed official "read" a "document" to a Times reporter.

The times did not see the document, and one would have to question why such a document would even exist.

Much like they didn't ask to see the Comey Memo, you know the one that directly contradicts what Comey has said about the situation?

All it takes now to make an accusation in this mess is a call to a NYT reporter with an unverifiable story about something supposedly exists.

This is the NEW YORK TIMES.  they cant even ask to SEE a document or ask any questions about it?


You sound fat.
 
2017-05-19 06:05:04 PM  

johnny queso: I sound fat: No one was recording.  An unnamed official "read" a "document" to a Times reporter.

The times did not see the document, and one would have to question why such a document would even exist.

Much like they didn't ask to see the Comey Memo, you know the one that directly contradicts what Comey has said about the situation?

All it takes now to make an accusation in this mess is a call to a NYT reporter with an unverifiable story about something supposedly exists.

This is the NEW YORK TIMES.  they cant even ask to SEE a document or ask any questions about it?

you sound more than fat.

reference the part where snek acknowledges this as true.


Dammit
 
2017-05-19 06:07:57 PM  
Someday, when all this is long behind us and "trumpism" is an everyday part of our lexicon, we'll just smile, shake our heads and raise our glass to President the Donald.
Good times.....
 
2017-05-19 06:09:08 PM  
"Nut job" sacker is too long a phrase.

Trump could have been more presidential and deride Comey by calling him a nerd -- even including a sense of having a moral compass, being professional, following rules, and all that Lisa Simpson would be.

But instead Trump does the Nutsack.
 
2017-05-19 06:11:09 PM  

Dansker: propasaurus: Dansker: Heywood Jublowme: Wow genius! He fired a nut job, then after a special investigator was appointed breathed a sigh of relief! All went away!

No, the special counsel councel hadn't been appointed yet when he breathed this particular sigh of relief.

FTFY

You're supposed to put a "sorry, pet peave" after something like that. You know the rules!


I know it's funny, but it still makes my skin crawl.
 
2017-05-19 06:13:07 PM  

LordJiro: cookiefleck: Heywood Jublowme: pkjun: Heywood Jublowme: What is the derp angle on this? He had to tell Russian agents that helped him steal the election that he is glad Comey is gone? If they helped steal the election as you all fantasize wouldn't they know this? Man those Russians are brilliant and retarded all in one neat little package!  Comments seem like relief that a nut job with a penchant for political manipulation wouldn't be anywhere near a position to make up some more shiat.

You're behind the spin, man. The White House angle is that Trump did say it, but it was a super secret 4-D chess negotiating tactic where he was reminding the Russians how much they owed him for, you know, causing him all these headaches by stealing an election for him.

Yes, that's even dumber than the obvious "he didn't really say it" line you tried to go with. The White House isn't thinking this one through either.

You are derping hard slow down. Where did I say he didn't say it? Comey was a nut job. I would be relieved if an investigation involving me wasn't headed by a whacko wouldn't you?

So Comey is crazy, now that Trump said it? Christ, you people are so easy to dupe.

They're a cult. Whatever the cult leader says becomes the new reality. Whether it contradicts things he said previously is irrelevant; that's all down the Memory Hole.


When he says to take up arms, shiat will hit the fan.
 
2017-05-19 06:13:36 PM  

pkjun: I sound fat: johnny queso: I sound fat: No one was recording.  An unnamed official "read" a "document" to a Times reporter.

The times did not see the document, and one would have to question why such a document would even exist.

Much like they didn't ask to see the Comey Memo, you know the one that directly contradicts what Comey has said about the situation?

All it takes now to make an accusation in this mess is a call to a NYT reporter with an unverifiable story about something supposedly exists.

This is the NEW YORK TIMES.  they cant even ask to SEE a document or ask any questions about it?

you sound more than fat.

reference the part where snek acknowledges this as true.

Did he, or did you read a headline that said he didn't deny it?

Sean Spicer, the White House press secretary, did not dispute the account.
In a statement, he said that Mr. Comey had put unnecessary pressure on the president's ability to conduct diplomacy with Russia on matters such as Syria, Ukraine and the Islamic State.

Again: even the White House isn't calling this fake. They're just spinning it. You guys got nothin'.


I would think this would scatter the cockaroaches. But I wouldn't bet on it.
 
2017-05-19 06:14:52 PM  

Herbie555: On the plus side, it's great for building up my filters.  Anybody still posting their "doubts" about the veracity of this claim are clearly in the tank or on the payroll.


I just color their posts in derpy grey. I added a couple new names to the list in this thread. They've joined old favorites tagged with comments ranging from "idiot" to "fascist twatwaffle and probable racist". Good times.
 
2017-05-19 06:15:52 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: LordJiro: cookiefleck: Heywood Jublowme: pkjun: Heywood Jublowme: What is the derp angle on this? He had to tell Russian agents that helped him steal the election that he is glad Comey is gone? If they helped steal the election as you all fantasize wouldn't they know this? Man those Russians are brilliant and retarded all in one neat little package!  Comments seem like relief that a nut job with a penchant for political manipulation wouldn't be anywhere near a position to make up some more shiat.

You're behind the spin, man. The White House angle is that Trump did say it, but it was a super secret 4-D chess negotiating tactic where he was reminding the Russians how much they owed him for, you know, causing him all these headaches by stealing an election for him.

Yes, that's even dumber than the obvious "he didn't really say it" line you tried to go with. The White House isn't thinking this one through either.

You are derping hard slow down. Where did I say he didn't say it? Comey was a nut job. I would be relieved if an investigation involving me wasn't headed by a whacko wouldn't you?

So Comey is crazy, now that Trump said it? Christ, you people are so easy to dupe.

They're a cult. Whatever the cult leader says becomes the new reality. Whether it contradicts things he said previously is irrelevant; that's all down the Memory Hole.

When he says to take up arms, shiat will hit the fan.


I think at that point Mattis would just shoot him.
 
2017-05-19 06:17:51 PM  

rosekolodny: Dansker: propasaurus: Dansker: Heywood Jublowme: Wow genius! He fired a nut job, then after a special investigator was appointed breathed a sigh of relief! All went away!

No, the special counsel councel hadn't been appointed yet when he breathed this particular sigh of relief.

FTFY

You're supposed to put a "sorry, pet peave" after something like that. You know the rules!

I know it's funny, but it still makes my skin crawl.


Like a minor annoyance that you find particularly irritating?
 
2017-05-19 06:18:27 PM  

rosekolodny: propasaurus: chuggernaught: Man, I can't wait to hear the right wing talking points on this one.

Buzzfeed did an interesting breakdown recently (yeah, I know, Buzzfeed, HAHA) on how the pro-Trump media responds to these things. It's the same basic 4-step process each time.
1. Silence, until the talking points go out.
2. FAKE NEWS
3. Deflect, change the news cycle. Trot out some other story about the left.
4. Close the loop. Merge the 2 stories, claim the "MSM" is creating fake news critical of Trump to cover up the bad news on the left.

I know it means mainstream media, but in my world, MSM stands for men who have sex with men.  I always stumble over it.  Why would gay guys make fake news?  Ooooooh.  Media.  Right.


You live in a strange world.

It's always been MFM in mine...
 
2017-05-19 06:18:35 PM  
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2017-05-19 06:21:48 PM  
Trump is the toddler that walks up up to his parent and says,  "I didn't eat any chocolate chip cookies when I wasn't supposed to." And his parent says, "But, sweetie, I never accused you of eating any cookies."

Toddler trump: "But I DIDN'T eat any chocolate chip cookies."

Parent: "And I never accused you of that."

Toddler trump: "BUT I DIDN'T EAT ANY!!!"

Parent: "Sweetie, are you saying you ate chocolate chip cookies this afternoon without permission?"

Toddler trump: "I SAID I DIDN'T EAT ANY WHY DO YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME!! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!! YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT EVER, I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!"

/End scene
 
2017-05-19 06:22:20 PM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 850x800]
A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both


You know that feeling you were a kid and when the mail comes friday and your grades aren't in it so you get to go out on the weekend?

It's the same as that for them just with the slight difference of indictments and impeachment.
 
2017-05-19 06:23:16 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: WayneKerr: Giant Clown Shoe: WayneKerr: chuggernaught: Man, I can't wait to hear the right wing talking points on this one.

He was only joking. Lib panties in a wad, etc.

open that throat up, cockholster.

/a least they pay the troll bots. you're carrying russian water for free.

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Thanks for setting me straight while I was in my "providing examples of RW talking points" zone.

still might be a cockholster.


don't get me wrong, i come here for piss poor attitudes & supply them myself often enough
but i am pretty sure you are waaaaaay off in left field
 
2017-05-19 06:23:54 PM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 850x800]
A successful week? WTF are you morons celebrating?
You're all about to be fired/in court/both


Pretty sure the one in pink is debating whether or not a fall from that height would be fatal.
 
2017-05-19 06:24:59 PM  

Dansker: rosekolodny: Dansker: propasaurus: Dansker: Heywood Jublowme: Wow genius! He fired a nut job, then after a special investigator was appointed breathed a sigh of relief! All went away!

No, the special counsel councel hadn't been appointed yet when he breathed this particular sigh of relief.

FTFY

You're supposed to put a "sorry, pet peave" after something like that. You know the rules!

I know it's funny, but it still makes my skin crawl.

Like a minor annoyance that you find particularly irritating?


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2017-05-19 06:27:12 PM  

rosekolodny: Dansker: rosekolodny: Dansker: propasaurus: Dansker: Heywood Jublowme: Wow genius! He fired a nut job, then after a special investigator was appointed breathed a sigh of relief! All went away!

No, the special counsel councel hadn't been appointed yet when he breathed this particular sigh of relief.

FTFY

You're supposed to put a "sorry, pet peave" after something like that. You know the rules!

I know it's funny, but it still makes my skin crawl.

Like a minor annoyance that you find particularly irritating?

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Oh God that picture is perfect.
 
2017-05-19 06:29:52 PM  
I wonder if Trump has stock in, or outright owns the Redenbacher corporation?

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2017-05-19 06:32:06 PM  

The Soupman Cumeth: rosekolodny: propasaurus: chuggernaught: Man, I can't wait to hear the right wing talking points on this one.

Buzzfeed did an interesting breakdown recently (yeah, I know, Buzzfeed, HAHA) on how the pro-Trump media responds to these things. It's the same basic 4-step process each time.
1. Silence, until the talking points go out.
2. FAKE NEWS
3. Deflect, change the news cycle. Trot out some other story about the left.
4. Close the loop. Merge the 2 stories, claim the "MSM" is creating fake news critical of Trump to cover up the bad news on the left.

I know it means mainstream media, but in my world, MSM stands for men who have sex with men.  I always stumble over it.  Why would gay guys make fake news?  Ooooooh.  Media.  Right.

You live in a strange world.

It's always been MFM in mine...


As in... Owing in part to the usage of PrEP and antivirals which reduce detectable level of virus in HIV+ populations,  the incidence of other STIs in MSM is on the rise.

MFM would just sound gauche.

Heh.
 
2017-05-19 06:40:42 PM  
Comey IS a nut job.

You know it.  Trump knows it.  Everybody knows it.
 
2017-05-19 06:40:43 PM  

rosekolodny: The Soupman Cumeth: rosekolodny: propasaurus: chuggernaught: Man, I can't wait to hear the right wing talking points on this one.

Buzzfeed did an interesting breakdown recently (yeah, I know, Buzzfeed, HAHA) on how the pro-Trump media responds to these things. It's the same basic 4-step process each time.
1. Silence, until the talking points go out.
2. FAKE NEWS
3. Deflect, change the news cycle. Trot out some other story about the left.
4. Close the loop. Merge the 2 stories, claim the "MSM" is creating fake news critical of Trump to cover up the bad news on the left.

I know it means mainstream media, but in my world, MSM stands for men who have sex with men.  I always stumble over it.  Why would gay guys make fake news?  Ooooooh.  Media.  Right.

You live in a strange world.

It's always been MFM in mine...

As in... Owing in part to the usage of PrEP and antivirals which reduce detectable level of virus in HIV+ populations,  the incidence of other STIs in MSM is on the rise.

MFM would just sound gauche.

Heh.


Several years and 3,000 miles ago I was hanging out at a Denny's (I know, right?  That just makes the rest better,) and overhear from the booth behind me the rapidly hissed/whispered conversation approximately as follows:

"Wait a minute, your add said SMFM, if you're single why are you wearing a wedding ring?"
"No, no, it was Straight Male For Male.  I *AM* married."
"Then what the hell was the blowjob about?"
"That...was just a blowjob.  I'm *MARRIED*.  I'm not gay."

I'm not sure if one of them stormed out, or what, because it ended there as far as I could tell, but I've had a healthy respect/skepticism of abbreviations ever since.
 
2017-05-19 06:44:10 PM  

patrick767: Herbie555: On the plus side, it's great for building up my filters.  Anybody still posting their "doubts" about the veracity of this claim are clearly in the tank or on the payroll.

I just color their posts in derpy grey. I added a couple new names to the list in this thread. They've joined old favorites tagged with comments ranging from "idiot" to "fascist twatwaffle and probable racist". Good times.


9 times out of 10 what I have the grey 1 brigade tagged as is not repeatable here.

Jumbled: I wonder if Trump has stock in, or outright owns the Redenbacher corporation?

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WHAT AND THE EVERLOVING FARK IS THAT?
 
2017-05-19 06:44:45 PM  

cchris_39: Comey IS a nut job.

You know it.  Trump knows it.  Everybody knows it.


Even the folksiest of folks folk it.
 
2017-05-19 06:44:47 PM  

The Soupman Cumeth: rosekolodny: propasaurus: chuggernaught: Man, I can't wait to hear the right wing talking points on this one.

Buzzfeed did an interesting breakdown recently (yeah, I know, Buzzfeed, HAHA) on how the pro-Trump media responds to these things. It's the same basic 4-step process each time.
1. Silence, until the talking points go out.
2. FAKE NEWS
3. Deflect, change the news cycle. Trot out some other story about the left.
4. Close the loop. Merge the 2 stories, claim the "MSM" is creating fake news critical of Trump to cover up the bad news on the left.

I know it means mainstream media, but in my world, MSM stands for men who have sex with men.  I always stumble over it.  Why would gay guys make fake news?  Ooooooh.  Media.  Right.

You live in a strange world.

It's always been MFM in mine...


I always that that meant Male/Female/Male, a.k.a. The Devil's Threesome.
 
2017-05-19 06:46:40 PM  
The gloves are off. Don't call a 6'9" former head of the FBI a nut job.

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2017-05-19 06:50:47 PM  

Walker: The gloves are off. Don't call a 6'9" former head of the FBI a nut job.

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There is just not enough popcorn.
 
2017-05-19 06:52:56 PM  

dr_blasto: Heywood Jublowme: Comey was a nut job

why, because he did his job? how was comey a nut job?


Comey: we are investigating HRC again we have found 10s of thousands of emails on weenies laptop. After election well did I say 10s of thousands? I meant more like 10.
 
2017-05-19 06:53:52 PM  

Walker: The gloves are off. Don't call a 6'9" former head of the FBI a nut job.

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OW!  MY LIVER!
 
2017-05-19 06:53:56 PM  
 
2017-05-19 06:54:01 PM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Markoff_Cheney: LordJiro: cookiefleck: Heywood Jublowme: pkjun: Heywood Jublowme: What is the derp angle on this? He had to tell Russian agents that helped him steal the election that he is glad Comey is gone? If they helped steal the election as you all fantasize wouldn't they know this? Man those Russians are brilliant and retarded all in one neat little package!  Comments seem like relief that a nut job with a penchant for political manipulation wouldn't be anywhere near a position to make up some more shiat.

You're behind the spin, man. The White House angle is that Trump did say it, but it was a super secret 4-D chess negotiating tactic where he was reminding the Russians how much they owed him for, you know, causing him all these headaches by stealing an election for him.

Yes, that's even dumber than the obvious "he didn't really say it" line you tried to go with. The White House isn't thinking this one through either.

You are derping hard slow down. Where did I say he didn't say it? Comey was a nut job. I would be relieved if an investigation involving me wasn't headed by a whacko wouldn't you?

So Comey is crazy, now that Trump said it? Christ, you people are so easy to dupe.

They're a cult. Whatever the cult leader says becomes the new reality. Whether it contradicts things he said previously is irrelevant; that's all down the Memory Hole.

When he says to take up arms, shiat will hit the fan.

I think at that point Mattis would just shoot him.


Got my fingers crossed on that one already.
 
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