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2017-05-19 03:51:50 PM  
Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?
 
2017-05-19 03:51:54 PM  
Please...no more popcorn.  I can't take it.
 
2017-05-19 03:52:10 PM  
BUT
HER
EMAILS
!
 
2017-05-19 03:52:14 PM  
Did we get those transcripts from Pootie Poot?
 
2017-05-19 03:52:26 PM  

Mad Scientist: Please...no more popcorn.  I can't take it.


I suffered from popcorn overload on Wednesday.

/I was seeing The Fifth Element at a theater.
 
2017-05-19 03:52:36 PM  

JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?


I heard AF1 has wifi now.
 
2017-05-19 03:52:42 PM  
In before the usual ridiculous bass-ackwards Dolt45 defender?
 
2017-05-19 03:53:03 PM  

JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?


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2017-05-19 03:53:25 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: In before the usual ridiculous bass-ackwards Dolt45 defender?


They usually don't turn up until the talking points have been disseminated.
 
2017-05-19 03:53:30 PM  

Mad Scientist: Please...no more popcorn.  I can't take it.


I just bought some more popcorn this past Monday. Looks like one box isn't going to be enough.
 
2017-05-19 03:53:36 PM  

Mad Scientist: Please...no more popcorn.  I can't take it.


How about an anagram for popcorn, then: RNC Poop
 
2017-05-19 03:53:45 PM  
NB Even snekretary declined to dispute the account.
 
2017-05-19 03:53:55 PM  

WayneKerr: Did we get those transcripts from Pootie Poot?


These are the official White House transcripts...
 
2017-05-19 03:53:59 PM  
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2017-05-19 03:53:59 PM  
"Sean Spicer, the White House press secretary, did not dispute the account."

Oh, wow
 
2017-05-19 03:54:06 PM  
I clicked thinking he didn't actually say that. Totally wrong yet again. My brain can't deal with this. I'm drinking more and more. While I enjoy that. It's going to catch up.
 
2017-05-19 03:54:13 PM  
So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?
 
2017-05-19 03:54:15 PM  
I am reminded to order more popcorn and Flavacol.
 
2017-05-19 03:54:25 PM  
Heh heh heh
 
2017-05-19 03:54:54 PM  

Resident Muslim: "Sean Spicer, the White House press secretary, did not dispute the account."

Oh, wow


 Can't even anymore
 
2017-05-19 03:55:12 PM  

JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?


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2017-05-19 03:55:22 PM  
They're claiming the comment was just a "negotiating tactic" Trump used on the Russians.
/lol...
//this is fine
 
2017-05-19 03:55:48 PM  
Because it takes a cray-cray to know a ... bureaucrat.
 
2017-05-19 03:55:50 PM  

Old Man Winter: So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?


Yes, this is from the official transcript of the meeting.  It's someone's job to take notes.  And yes, that's evidence.  Even Spicer isn't refuting it.
 
2017-05-19 03:55:58 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: NB Even snekretary declined to dispute the account.


I think Spicer's officially on the verge of having zero farks to give about his career as WHPS, and is now looking for a way to quietly exit before Trump returns and fires him.
 
2017-05-19 03:56:14 PM  
If you happen to be standing out in the middle of 5th Avenue today, wear your armor plates.
 
2017-05-19 03:56:16 PM  

pkjun: JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?

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They want to believe?
 
2017-05-19 03:56:27 PM  
Trump might have been right about one thing: we might not need the special prosecutor after all.
 
2017-05-19 03:56:30 PM  

Mad Scientist: WayneKerr: Did we get those transcripts from Pootie Poot?

These are the official White House transcripts...


Oh, okay. Putin was so very much willing to provide those transcripts, that I was hoping we had some extra icing for the cake (of the beautiful chocolate variety).
 
2017-05-19 03:56:36 PM  
BUT IT'S NOT TREASON!!1!

/just gettin' an early start
 
2017-05-19 03:57:01 PM  
It's going to be amazing when, in his Boobies-impeachment television interview, Trump still brags about his electoral college win.
 
2017-05-19 03:57:05 PM  
And Snekretary was just getting to relax a bit.

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2017-05-19 03:57:22 PM  
 
2017-05-19 03:57:38 PM  
Nixon, you dolt.
 
2017-05-19 03:58:01 PM  
Just farking unbelievable.
 
2017-05-19 03:58:10 PM  

JerseyTim: It's going to be amazing when, in his Boobies-impeachment television interview, Trump still brags about his electoral college win.


*snert*
 
2017-05-19 03:58:39 PM  

markie_farkie: demaL-demaL-yeH: NB Even snekretary declined to dispute the account.

I think Spicer's officially on the verge of having zero farks to give about his career as WHPS, and is now looking for a way to quietly exit before Trump returns and fires him.


I think Spicer knows there is a nice advance coming from a book deal.
 
2017-05-19 03:58:40 PM  

pkjun: JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?

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That's the best thing I've seen all week.
 
2017-05-19 03:58:48 PM  

impaler: And Snekretary was just getting to relax a bit.

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And here comes the Sneks on the plane

/someone had to in this thread
 
2017-05-19 03:58:55 PM  
I love the fact that Trump thought that firing Comey would make the treason investigation go away.
 
2017-05-19 03:59:06 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: In before the usual ridiculous bass-ackwards Dolt45 defender?


May you live in interesting times, they said.

No, that's not a curse, they said.

Relax, everything will be fine, they said.
 
2017-05-19 03:59:39 PM  

pkjun: JulieAzel626: Well, I wonder if The New York Times and Washington Post purposely dropped their stories while Air Force One was in the air?

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That is fricken' awesome!
 
2017-05-19 03:59:56 PM  
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2017-05-19 03:59:57 PM  
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Mr. Trump added, "I'm not under investigation."

Not specifically, your entire administration and transition team are under investigation.  Short of handing the Russian officials one bag that read SECRET INTEL and the Russian guys handed him a bag with a giant $ sign on it, he couldn't farking act more guilty.
 
2017-05-19 04:00:03 PM  

Old Man Winter: So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?


Dude, Spicey Spice ain't even denying it. Let's stop with the sad little "but maybe this  particular revelation is a lie?" spinning.

Just swallow it. Trump fired Comey to obstruct the FBI investigation into his campaign's collusion with Russia to throw an American election. Then, the next day, he bragged about doing it to the exact same Russians his campaign had colluded with.

Feels bad, man.
 
2017-05-19 04:00:10 PM  

Mabeled: I love the fact that Trump thought that firing Comey would make the treason investigation go away.


I'm starting to suspect that Trump isn't quite the tactical genius that he led us to believe.
 
2017-05-19 04:00:35 PM  

skyotter: BUT IT'S NOT TREASON!!1!


You are the best kind of correct.
 
2017-05-19 04:00:45 PM  

Lorelle: JerseyTim: It's going to be amazing when, in his Boobies-impeachment television interview, Trump still brags about his electoral college win.

*snert*


People the world over have no idea what a Boobies-impeachment television interview is.

But Farkers do.

It's what binds us together.

That, and all the other nonsense.
 
2017-05-19 04:00:52 PM  

Old Man Winter: So, somebody wrote notes that said he said it?  Or is there actual evidence?


Official notes are actual evidence.
 
2017-05-19 04:00:54 PM  
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