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(WSAZ West Virginia)   Man arrested after 3 pounds of meth is delivered to cemetery. Police theorize he was trying to streamline the stages of drug addiction   ( wsaz.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Memorial Garden Cemetery, West Virginia, Kanawha River, Kanawha County, West Virginia, crystal meth worth, Charleston, West Virginia, Crime, South Charleston, West Virginia  
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2017-05-19 04:43:29 PM  
"He was the fastest grave digger we ever had."
 
2017-05-19 09:04:09 PM  
I was told there would be no meth!
 
2017-05-19 09:06:36 PM  
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2017-05-19 09:18:55 PM  
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2017-05-19 09:34:35 PM  
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2017-05-19 09:59:57 PM  
Let's assume there is no gang connection, as none was mentioned in the article. How does a guy who works at a cemetery (not in the US) have a gun (that's fine really if not odd.) cash... whatever, weed whatever, (smoking a joint and working at the cemetery) prob goes well together, but to get mailed that much METH to that address? WTF?  Fill me in you farkin people who know. please
 
2017-05-19 10:21:13 PM  
"Man arrested after 3 pounds of meth is delivered to cemetery. Police theorize he was trying to streamline the stages of drug addiction"

Megadeth nailed that with 'Use The Man' due to being directly familiar with the subject. I haven't found a song that 'keeps it real' more regarding this:

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2017-05-19 10:40:38 PM  

Dickbong: Let's assume there is no gang connection, as none was mentioned in the article. How does a guy who works at a cemetery (not in the US) have a gun (that's fine really if not odd.) cash... whatever, weed whatever, (smoking a joint and working at the cemetery) prob goes well together, but to get mailed that much METH to that address? WTF?  Fill me in you farkin people who know. please


That sounds par for the course for a grave digger. I mean they don't mess with no broke broke.
 
2017-05-19 11:52:35 PM  

Dickbong: Let's assume there is no gang connection, as none was mentioned in the article. How does a guy who works at a cemetery (not in the US) have a gun (that's fine really if not odd.) cash... whatever, weed whatever, (smoking a joint and working at the cemetery) prob goes well together, but to get mailed that much METH to that address? WTF?  Fill me in you farkin people who know. please


He didn't want it delivered to his home because he might get caught?

Gang connection or not, I can't imagine he would have had any problem selling three pounds of meth.
 
2017-05-20 12:10:24 AM  

Dickbong: Let's assume there is no gang connection, as none was mentioned in the article. How does a guy who works at a cemetery (not in the US) have a gun (that's fine really if not odd.) cash... whatever, weed whatever, (smoking a joint and working at the cemetery) prob goes well together, but to get mailed that much METH to that address? WTF?  Fill me in you farkin people who know. please


3 lbs of Meth is apparently worth a minimum of $10K. So you could say he was a grave digger with some gold diggers, amirite? He had hoes in different cemetery section codes.
 
2017-05-20 01:00:35 AM  
3 pounds...Still not enough to raise the dead ... You need the industrial chemicals for that...
 
2017-05-20 02:18:06 AM  
Police say the package contained three pounds of crystal meth worth a few hundred-thousand dollars.

How can they say this with a straight face?
 
2017-05-20 02:30:29 AM  

verydrab: Police say the package contained three pounds of crystal meth worth a few hundred-thousand dollars.

How can they say this with a straight face?


By pretending meth is 150 a gram I guess...
 
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