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(Rolling Stone)   Don Rickles is back and he looks like Johnny Depp   ( rollingstone.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, comedian Don Rickles, perfectly mimicking Rickles, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest  
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2017-05-19 03:12:50 PM  
Lose the hat.
 
2017-05-19 05:28:11 PM  

PaulRB: Lose the hat.



And the scarves.  He isn't wearing any in the video, but he needs to ditch them when he's not playing Jack Sparrow.
 
2017-05-19 09:19:47 PM  

PaulRB: Lose the hat.


Aren't men taught hat etiquette these days?

OFF when inside, guys.

/can't stand going to a "nice" restaurant and seeing baseball caps nodding at each other around a table; looks like a bunch of flucking ducks talking to each other
 
2017-05-19 09:42:38 PM  
What the hell kind of fake-ass NYC accent is he trying out there? He sounds ridiculous.
 
2017-05-19 10:57:08 PM  
Worst anecdote ever.

So I said to my wife, "Honey, pass the salt." And she says, get this, she says... "Ok".
 
2017-05-19 11:07:34 PM  

mama2tnt: PaulRB: Lose the hat.

Aren't men taught hat etiquette these days?

OFF when inside, guys.

/can't stand going to a "nice" restaurant and seeing baseball caps nodding at each other around a table; looks like a bunch of flucking ducks talking to each other


You should watch the episode of The Sopranos where Tony chews out some young guy for wearing a hat in a restaurant.

/Will wear a hat if I'm in a bar or fast foot place.
//But never at a decent restaurant.
 
2017-05-19 11:18:32 PM  

The_Sponge: You should watch the episode of The Sopranos where Tony chews out some young guy for wearing a hat in a restaurant.


He didn't chew him out, so much as he politely asked him to remove his hat and when the kid refused, Tony stared at him, trembling with rage, to the point that the kid's sense of self preservation kicked in and he finally relented.

/ great piece of acting
 
2017-05-19 11:23:23 PM  
And here it is...(He wasn't as polite as I remembered).

Sopranos - Take your hat off
Youtube EQXbSXhHai4
 
2017-05-19 11:36:12 PM  
I'm not surprised that he's good at impressions...he does that for a living.
 
2017-05-19 11:36:41 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: And here it is...(He wasn't as polite as I remembered).

[YouTube video]


Ha!  Thanks for posting that.
 
2017-05-19 11:40:13 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: And here it is...(He wasn't as polite as I remembered).

[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/EQXbSXhHai4 - 480x270]


For a New Yorker, that was magnanimous.  For a dirtbag psychotic mobster, that was positively dripping with charm and kindness.
 
2017-05-19 11:51:40 PM  

Magnus: For a New Yorker, that was magnanimous.


Well, I am a Minnesotan, doncha' know.
 
2017-05-20 01:39:30 AM  

Flogster: Worst anecdote ever.

So I said to my wife, "Honey, pass the salt." And she says, get this, she says... "Ok".


Calamy: Excuse me, sir, but Mr. Blakeney said that you served under Lord Nelson at the Nile.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Indeed. I was a young lieutenant, not much older than you are now. And Mr. Pullings... Mr. Pullings was a snivelling midshipman, still yearning for hearth and home.
Calamy: Did you meet him, sir? Can you tell me what he was like?
Capt. Jack Aubrey: I have had the honour of dining with him twice. He spoke to me on both occasions. A master tactician and a man of singular vision.
1st Lt. Tom Pullings: Right. He always said in battle... "Never mind the manoeuvres, just go straight at 'em."
Mr. Allen: Some would say not a great seaman, but a great leader.
Capt. Howard: He's England's only hope if old Boney intends to invade.
Mr. Allen: Sir, might we press you for an anecdote?
Capt. Jack Aubrey: The first time he spoke to me... I shall never forget his words. I remember it like it was yesterday. He leaned across the table, he looked me straight in the eye, and he said "Aubrey... may I trouble you for the salt?"
 
2017-05-20 07:47:06 AM  
Depp has clearly fried his farking brain.
 
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