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2017-05-19 09:51:26 AM  
vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2017-05-19 09:53:01 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-05-19 10:00:02 AM  
Ooh, the ultra-rare "done in two"!
 
2017-05-19 10:13:16 AM  
Comes standard with a on-demand tire deflation system, covert video camera systems, and a glitchy audio system.

Oh, and with the LX package, you can also get a special center console equipped with a shredder that's approved for electronic device disposal.
 
2017-05-19 10:48:54 AM  

GRCooper: Ooh, the ultra-rare "done in two"!


markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x466]


Thread Finished.
 
2017-05-19 10:53:53 AM  
Tom's reported inspiration:

img.fark.net
 
2017-05-19 10:55:22 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: on-demand tire deflation system


I've seen those - not sure if it's some kind of theft prevention device or what, but I remember being kinda startled once walking around town, and seeing a fancy car (BMW maybe?) pull into a parking spot and then making a loud farting sound.
 
2017-05-19 10:57:12 AM  
I'm guessing that Jaguar has developed a new luxury line in certain Northeastern markets of the US.  In honor of Brady, they're calling it the Cheetah.
 
2017-05-19 10:59:23 AM  
Done in one ...

Although, I woulda used this:

img.fark.net
 
2017-05-19 11:03:29 AM  
assets.carfailures.com
 
2017-05-19 11:04:32 AM  
Car comes equipped with backup camera that spies on other cars.  Tires set at 20 Psi, just a little under the norm and also wins every awards.
 
2017-05-19 11:06:28 AM  
Yeah, but all of them have to be driven by Belichick. :-/
 
2017-05-19 11:10:01 AM  

IAmRight: Yeah, but all of them have to be driven by Belichick. :-/


I bet Giselle makes him ride biatch
 
2017-05-19 11:15:56 AM  
Come on - I'm sure he knows a lot about designing cars. I just don't see how he has the time - did the selling overpriced quinoa box lunches thing not pan out?
 
2017-05-19 11:22:18 AM  

Arkanaut: Grand_Moff_Joseph: on-demand tire deflation system

I've seen those - not sure if it's some kind of theft prevention device or what, but I remember being kinda startled once walking around town, and seeing a fancy car (BMW maybe?) pull into a parking spot and then making a loud farting sound.


That was probably just the asshole behind the wheel.
 
2017-05-19 11:48:26 AM  
It's just a regular Aston Martin but all the interior sounds are replaced with "LET'S GO!!!".
 
2017-05-19 12:17:09 PM  
Have Belicheck design it and Brady can get all the credit.
 
2017-05-19 12:22:32 PM  
Will Motor Trend have it on the cover?
 
2017-05-19 12:33:47 PM  
i would say the fail car as to my Giants beating him and going 18-1 BUT damn he has so many other SB wins
 
2017-05-19 12:35:23 PM  
Cheetah Royale
 
2017-05-19 12:57:39 PM  
Self-deflating tires.
 
2017-05-19 01:18:34 PM  
I was hoping he was coming up with a paint scheme for the #48 car, guaranteeing all of his tires would flatten.
 
2017-05-19 01:29:54 PM  
The car will win motor trend car of the year honors upon its debut, and continue to win car of the year 16 years later. And it runs on avocado ice cream.
 
2017-05-19 01:32:42 PM  
Spot the masshole.
 
2017-05-19 01:46:36 PM  

Freakin Rican: i would say the fail car as to my Giants beating him and going 18-1 BUT damn he has so many other SB wins


Eli will swoop in and grab the first one off the assembly line just to piss of Brady, then resell a fake one painted & badged to look like the first one.
 
2017-05-19 02:22:10 PM  
Why do advertisers do this? We all know Tom Brady (and pretty much any and all other athletes who "design" some consumer product) knows fark all about designing an automobile and his input will likely have a near-zero effect on what's actually produced. So what's the point? Why not just do a commercial with him sitting in the car being all hair gelled and shiat and leave it at that? Seems to work for everyone else.
 
2017-05-19 02:24:35 PM  
And once unveiled will be reviewed by Mahk:

https://youtu.be/d03svtYlFm8
 
2017-05-19 02:34:51 PM  
Bet it will look like this:
a.abcnews.com
 
2017-05-19 02:41:28 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Why do advertisers do this? We all know Tom Brady (and pretty much any and all other athletes who "design" some consumer product) knows fark all about designing an automobile and his input will likely have a near-zero effect on what's actually produced. So what's the point? Why not just do a commercial with him sitting in the car being all hair gelled and shiat and leave it at that? Seems to work for everyone else.


publicity, and we're all soaking in it right now. seen that story in a few places now.
 
2017-05-19 02:45:52 PM  
It will be obviously the greatest car of all time by a huge margin.

but farkers will come in here and wharrgarble that it's no better than a toyota corolla and the all time greatest is actually the volkswagon beetle.
 
2017-05-19 04:05:55 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: JohnBigBootay: Why do advertisers do this? We all know Tom Brady (and pretty much any and all other athletes who "design" some consumer product) knows fark all about designing an automobile and his input will likely have a near-zero effect on what's actually produced. So what's the point? Why not just do a commercial with him sitting in the car being all hair gelled and shiat and leave it at that? Seems to work for everyone else.

publicity, and we're all soaking in it right now. seen that story in a few places now.


Sure - but we'd have been soaking in it just from the announcement he got signed to a deal as an endorser without the farce that tom brady knows the first thing about designing a sports car. Which, to be frank, would make me less desirous of the car, not more. Call me crazy but when I'm dropping cash on a luxury product I'd like it to be designed by a professional.
 
2017-05-19 04:21:36 PM  
www.clublexus.com
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2017-05-19 04:46:56 PM  
vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2017-05-19 07:12:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-05-20 10:51:14 AM  

NakedDrummer: It will be obviously the greatest car of all time by a huge margin.

but farkers will come in here and wharrgarble that it's no better than a toyota corolla and the all time greatest is actually the volkswagon beetle.


I drove a DB11 a couple weeks back, so I'm getting a kick...

img.fark.net
 
2017-05-20 01:06:57 PM  

Publikwerks: Bet it will look like this:
[a.abcnews.com image 850x478]


Well, that plus a few of these: ****
 
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