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(The New York Times) Weeners Mr. Weiner to plead guilty for sending his Mr. Weener to 15-year-old girl. Come for the Weiner, stay for the weeners. There's a lot of weeners here. Weiner   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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2017-05-19 09:23:33 AM  
Still the best proof the Clintons are not murdering people.
 
2017-05-19 09:45:09 AM  
They've used up their free kills.

Also

/penis
 
2017-05-19 09:47:40 AM  
what a waste
 
2017-05-19 09:48:56 AM  
Thanks, dick
 
2017-05-19 09:48:56 AM  
One wonders if Huma is still single. I mean she's cute, believes a lie AND she's got terrible taste in men....
 
2017-05-19 09:49:15 AM  
Impaler!!!!

It's time for Carlos Danger Noodle!
 
2017-05-19 09:49:44 AM  
You said weener 6 times.

/I like weener.
 
2017-05-19 09:50:14 AM  
What a scumbag.
 
2017-05-19 09:51:12 AM  
Democrats generally (sometimes with goading) root out their problem members.*
Republicans promote them.

* No puns, no puns. You're the puns.
 
2017-05-19 09:51:13 AM  

Nirbo: Still the best proof the Clintons are not murdering people.


If he was murdered; he'd stop paying child support. Kids is expensive.
 
2017-05-19 09:51:29 AM  
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2017-05-19 09:51:58 AM  
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2017-05-19 09:52:30 AM  
I've known people who've worked for him.  And salaciousness aside, apparently the best word to describe him actually is...well...yeah, it's dick.
 
2017-05-19 09:53:31 AM  
Catch up on the wiener.
 
2017-05-19 09:53:37 AM  
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2017-05-19 09:54:04 AM  
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weener thread !
 
2017-05-19 09:54:14 AM  
Don't forget: Jim Comey's October Surprise was a result of Weiner's addiction to sending pics of his junk. That asshole played a big part in delivering the presidency to Donald Goddamn Trump. I hope he rots.
 
2017-05-19 09:54:25 AM  

Lochsteppe: Democrats generally (sometimes with goading) root out their problem members.*
Republicans promote them.

* No puns, no puns. You're the puns.


Except the ones that run guns....

/ with link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/new​s/morni​ng-mix/wp/2016/02/25/ex-calif-state-sen-leeland-yee-gun-control-champi​on-heading-to-prison-for-weapons-trafficking/
 
2017-05-19 09:54:46 AM  
Boobies!
 
2017-05-19 09:54:53 AM  

Nirbo: Still the best proof the Clintons are not murdering people.


No.  The fact that Mr. Weiner is still alive, is evidence that Mr. Weiner himself is the main hit-man for the Clintons, and he just doesn't feel like committing suicide right now.

Think I'm crazy?  Wake up Sheeple!  Study it out!  The Foster / Weiner connection is undeniable.
 
2017-05-19 09:54:59 AM  

iheartscotch: One wonders if Huma is still single. I mean she's cute, believes a lie AND she's got terrible taste in men....


Weren't these the girls who never quite made it to the altar because the quality guys they attracted always had to do rush to an emergency in Zambia and had to change their name....but they're gonna call when it's safe?
 
2017-05-19 09:55:11 AM  

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2017-05-19 09:55:37 AM  
Jon Stewart had a beautiful sketch to discuss this back when Mr. Weiner first made the news about sexting. Ghost of Don Rickles (who wasn't dead yet and I think did the voice work for it).

"Here's a guy... named Weiner... getting in trouble... because of his Weiner!"
 
2017-05-19 09:58:44 AM  

iheartscotch: Lochsteppe: Democrats generally (sometimes with goading) root out their problem members.*
Republicans promote them.

* No puns, no puns. You're the puns.

Except the ones that run guns....

/ with link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news​/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/25/ex-calif-state-sen-leeland-yee-gun-control-​champion-heading-to-prison-for-weapons-trafficking/


Maybe I'm misreading the headline there, but it seems Yee is going to prison and not going to job interviews for the president's cabinet. Or were you just riffing?
 
2017-05-19 09:59:06 AM  

iheartscotch: One wonders if Huma is still single. I mean she's cute, believes a lie AND she's got terrible taste in men....


They're still together, actually.  That wiener may be freakishly large.
 
2017-05-19 09:59:42 AM  
They just doled out 20 years in prison to a secret service agent for doing the same thing.  Except the "teenage girl" on the other end was a cop

Who wants to bet Tony doesn't get the same treatment?  If he does a day of jail time, I'll be stupified.
 
2017-05-19 10:00:34 AM  
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2017-05-19 10:00:58 AM  
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2017-05-19 10:01:00 AM  
South Park Wiener Song HD Game of Thrones clip cutter . com / clickbait
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2017-05-19 10:01:52 AM  
Huma is an idiot. Just looking at him you know he's skeevy as hell.
 
2017-05-19 10:02:06 AM  

wejash: iheartscotch: One wonders if Huma is still single. I mean she's cute, believes a lie AND she's got terrible taste in men....

Weren't these the girls who never quite made it to the altar because the quality guys they attracted always had to do rush to an emergency in Zambia and had to change their name....but they're gonna call when it's safe?


Something like that. But, she seems like a keeper.

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/ look at those lips! She could probably siphon gasoline out of rocking oil well......
 
2017-05-19 10:02:16 AM  
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2017-05-19 10:02:48 AM  
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2017-05-19 10:04:11 AM  
The right spelling is Wiener!

/pat peef
 
2017-05-19 10:04:13 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: I've known people who've worked for him.  And salaciousness aside, apparently the best word to describe him actually is...well...yeah, it's dick.


Someone who is so obsessed with showing people his dick that he not only does it again in the middle of his comeback from the last time he did it but then goes on to bring down civilization as we know it because he couldn't virtually keep it in his pants around an underage girl is someone who has a serious lack of concern for anything but his own wants regardless of the effect it has on anyone else.
 
2017-05-19 10:04:52 AM  
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2017-05-19 10:05:54 AM  

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nucal: steklo: [img.fark.net image 550x372]

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I can't believe that I'm the (come on fark filter, on purpose) one to Boobies this.
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2017-05-19 10:05:59 AM  
Hopefully there's no pardon for him whipping that out.
 
2017-05-19 10:06:55 AM  

Lochsteppe: iheartscotch: Lochsteppe: Democrats generally (sometimes with goading) root out their problem members.*
Republicans promote them.

* No puns, no puns. You're the puns.

Except the ones that run guns....

/ with link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news​/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/25/ex-calif-state-sen-leeland-yee-gun-control-​champion-heading-to-prison-for-weapons-trafficking/

Maybe I'm misreading the headline there, but it seems Yee is going to prison and not going to job interviews for the president's cabinet. Or were you just riffing?


Was being snarky.
 
2017-05-19 10:07:18 AM  
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2017-05-19 10:07:43 AM  

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Great minds and I clintooned my last post (go fark filter,) it should have been my Weeners
 
2017-05-19 10:08:23 AM  
There's so many weiner pics in this thread, it reminds me of Old Fark. *sniff*

/I got over it
 
2017-05-19 10:08:31 AM  

ChipNASA: johnny_vegas: [media.giphy.com image 250x144]

Great minds and I clintooned my last post (go fark filter,) it should have been my Weeners


For the curious....

http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/Filter
 
2017-05-19 10:08:39 AM  
To me he circles all the way back around to being likable because of how insanely self destructive he is.
 
2017-05-19 10:08:59 AM  

ChipNASA: johnny_vegas: [media.giphy.com image 250x144]

Great minds and I clintooned my last post (go fark filter,) it should have been my Weeners


:-)

/was surprised it hadn't been posted yet also!
 
2017-05-19 10:09:27 AM  

Rindred: There's so many weiner pics in this thread, it reminds me of Old Fark. *sniff*

/I got over it


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2017-05-19 10:09:34 AM  
May he punishment be a Clockwork Orange type machine where he is forced to watch Donald Trump speeches on endless loop for the next 44 months.
 
2017-05-19 10:09:43 AM  
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2017-05-19 10:10:03 AM  

Cdr.Murdock: They just doled out 20 years in prison to a secret service agent for doing the same thing.  Except the "teenage girl" on the other end was a cop

Who wants to bet Tony doesn't get the same treatment?  If he does a day of jail time, I'll be stupified.


Since the article states that he faces zero to 10 years in prison, he won't get the same treatment.

A likely result of the plea is that Mr. Weiner would end up as a registered sex offender, although a final determination has yet to be made

If anyone ever needed to be put on the sex offender list, it's that guy.
 
2017-05-19 10:10:14 AM  

Cdr.Murdock: They just doled out 20 years in prison to a secret service agent for doing the same thing.  Except the "teenage girl" on the other end was a cop

Who wants to bet Tony doesn't get the same treatment?  If he does a day of jail time, I'll be stupified.


If I didn't know any better, I'd wonder why Trump hasn't already offered him amnesty and free passage to Israel, as a reward for services rendered. Trump owes Tony big.
 
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