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(Talk Radio (UK))   Obese monkey put on emergency diet after gorging on tourists' burger and sodas. Looking at him, he seems fine with it   ( talkradio.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, wildlife officials, Nutrition, rich tourist diet, chunky monkey, wild monkeys, junk food, treats. Most masques, human neighbours  
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2017-05-19 08:42:46 AM  
Pray For Mojo
Youtube BFts5ISnaxQ
 
2017-05-19 11:41:25 AM  
"Real simiiformes have curves."

Yes, monkey, but you don't have curves. You're a sphere, you're just one single 360 degree curve.
 
2017-05-19 12:26:17 PM  
Well, Jesus, if everyone calls him, "Uncle Fat" then yeah, I can see why he's just throwing in the towel.
 
2017-05-19 12:36:25 PM  

kbronsito: [YouTube video]


Done in one.
 
2017-05-19 01:51:11 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: kbronsito: [YouTube video]

Done in one.


This
 
2017-05-19 01:53:06 PM  
Do not taunt junk food monkey?
 
OOF
2017-05-19 01:59:45 PM  
I'm too late.

Done in one.
 
2017-05-19 02:00:53 PM  
Oh, he'll be fine after he signs a bunch of executive orders and plays a round or two of golf.
 
2017-05-19 02:01:03 PM  
FTFA, Kacha Phukem, wild life official, "He was the leader of his pack, and when I tried to go in, I had to fight off a flock of them with sticks." and "He had minions and other monkeys bringijg food for him but he would alwo redestribute it to younger monkeys."

Looks like Uncle Fattie was performing an Apocalypse Now Redux before the vets put the kibash on his one monkey show.
 
2017-05-19 02:04:01 PM  
This was on Fark last week no?

/thedrugsareworking
 
2017-05-19 02:04:36 PM  
Uncle Fat? Isn't he from Best Korea?
 
2017-05-19 02:06:09 PM  
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2017-05-19 02:06:52 PM  
Repeat repeat.
 
2017-05-19 02:08:46 PM  

IAtetheChupacabra


Uncle Fat? Isn't he from Best Korea?


Hong Kong.


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2017-05-19 02:08:57 PM  

baronbloodbath: [img.fark.net image 347x445]


Certainly better than the other flavor, chunks o' monkey.
 
2017-05-19 02:10:24 PM  
"Do what you must, I've already won."
 
2017-05-19 02:11:30 PM  

serfdood: baronbloodbath: [img.fark.net image 347x445]

Certainly better than the other flavor, chunks o' monkey.


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2017-05-19 02:13:07 PM  

Russ1642: Bith Set Me Up: kbronsito: [YouTube video]

Done in one.

This


That
 
2017-05-19 02:13:45 PM  
> now wildlife officials have caught him

Couldn't have been very difficult.
 
2017-05-19 02:16:26 PM  
Just keep him away from any dynamite.
 
2017-05-19 02:17:45 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: IAtetheChupacabra

Uncle Fat? Isn't he from Best Korea?

Hong Kong.

[img.fark.net image 300x222]
.

Brother Fat.
 
2017-05-19 02:20:40 PM  
Hello Pete. How's repeat?
 
2017-05-19 02:21:50 PM  

Mudd's woman: Do not taunt junk food monkey?


Actually, you can. It has no energy or desire to retaliate. Taunt away.
 
2017-05-19 02:23:18 PM  
what's his Fark handle?
 
2017-05-19 02:24:10 PM  
It isn't working:
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2017-05-19 02:36:12 PM  
Separated at birth?

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2017-05-19 02:38:51 PM  
What's his Fark username?
 
2017-05-19 02:48:44 PM  
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Meanwhile, outside of the monkey cage...
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-05-19 02:49:55 PM  
Does this face look happy to you now that he's on an emergency diet of bananas?

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2017-05-19 02:55:47 PM  
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2017-05-19 03:04:45 PM  

cefm: It isn't working:
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What is that? It looks like seared spam.
 
2017-05-19 03:06:43 PM  

kbronsito: [YouTube video]


Sooo basicaky: Simpsons did it.
 
2017-05-19 03:20:10 PM  
Fat Monkey...That chunky monkey.
 
2017-05-19 03:25:14 PM  

secondpsych: cefm: It isn't working:
[img.fark.net image 750x475]

What is that? It looks like seared spam.


Pork chop on a stick, probably.
 
2017-05-19 03:29:39 PM  

bikerbob59: secondpsych: cefm: It isn't working:
[img.fark.net image 750x475]

What is that? It looks like seared spam.

Pork chop on a stick, probably.


Khlav Khalesh?

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2017-05-19 03:32:34 PM  

bikerbob59: secondpsych: cefm: It isn't working:
[img.fark.net image 750x475]

What is that? It looks like seared spam.

Pork chop on a stick, probably.


Yeah, it's at least pig based.  I can see the Pork logo on the tent

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2017-05-19 03:35:35 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: bikerbob59: secondpsych: cefm: It isn't working:
[img.fark.net image 750x475]

What is that? It looks like seared spam.

Pork chop on a stick, probably.

Khlav Khalesh?

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


Mountain dew or crab juice?
 
2017-05-19 03:40:53 PM  
Fat Shaming is a tragedy, for all simians.

That is a healthy monkey.
 
2017-05-19 03:41:40 PM  

Willis13: Bith Set Me Up: bikerbob59: secondpsych: cefm: It isn't working:
[img.fark.net image 750x475]

What is that? It looks like seared spam.

Pork chop on a stick, probably.

Khlav Khalesh?

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mountain dew or crab juice?


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2017-05-19 03:52:10 PM  
He's a street monkey. Let him enjoy himself. Old age for wild animals isn't pleasant.
 
2017-05-19 05:18:45 PM  
FTA:

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That poor mon...
Okay.  That's to racist for me to say out loud.
 
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