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(The New York Times)   The whole thing with Russia is just locker room talk. Well, Putin's locker room, but still   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, President of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Democratic Party, Nobel Peace Prize, White House, United States presidential election, 2008  
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2017-05-19 09:35:29 AM  
Hey, what's a few more lies for the pile, right?

I think it's funny how we continually acted surprised when he throws his staff under the bus and contradicts them in the starkest terms, when he does it to himself all the time.
2017-05-19 01:53:37 PM  
If this is just a witch Hunt THEN WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO GUILTY.
2017-05-19 03:45:58 PM  

Voiceofreason01: If this is just a witch Hunt THEN WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO GUILTY.
2017-05-19 07:33:49 PM  
Can we see if he floats?
2017-05-19 08:39:37 PM  
There wouldn't be a witch hunt if there wasn't a fire.
2017-05-19 08:45:22 PM  
Witch Hunt, fine. Release your taxes and lets end this.
2017-05-19 08:59:17 PM  
This is literally yesterday's news.  Which means, with the pace this dumpster fire is spreading, that it's almost completely irrelevant already.

I want to see his reaction to today's fan-distributed turds.  That's where the best popcorn will be.
stk [TotalFark]
2017-05-19 08:59:18 PM
I've seen what happens in Russian locker rooms, no thanks.
2017-05-19 09:00:19 PM  

LoveToSpoog: Witch Hunt, fine. Release your taxes and lets end this.

It's gone so far beyond tax returns at this point.

But with how cagey everyone seems to be, and the general unwillingness of the Press to go on the attack instead of going for clicks I worry it isn't enough.
2017-05-19 09:00:20 PM  

stk: [ image 425x233]
I've seen what happens in Russian locker rooms, no thanks.

He's packin more dong than i gave him credit for
2017-05-19 09:04:31 PM  
I bet the witches who were persecuted back in teh day wished all they had to do was provide tax returns to prove their innocence. My guess is they would have jumped at the chance.
2017-05-19 09:16:48 PM  
2017-05-19 09:18:23 PM  

fusillade762: Can we see if he floats?

The amount of blubber guarantees floating.
2017-05-19 09:18:53 PM  
"Aww, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby."
2017-05-19 09:49:19 PM  
This whole witch business is fake news, all right? It's fake news! The failing Salem Chronicle is trying to sell newspapers, so they make up stories about Donald Trump. They say I turned the mayor into a newt! Did someone turn a mayor into a newt? I don't know, I thought he always looked like that. And he looks good like that. Everyone tells me, they say, "Donald, are you sure you didn't turn the mayor into a newt? 'Cause that is one good-looking newt!" And I say, "No, I wish I could take credit, believe me, but that wasn't me. Was it you?" Then there's Goodwife Palmer. They blame me for her miscarriage! Can you believe that? The Salem Chronicle, blaming me. Why don't they ask more questions about her, huh? Maybe it was God that took her baby. He's a punisher of sins. And--look, I know no one wants to say it, but I'm not afraid to say it--Goodwife Palmer wasn't a very good wife, if you know what I mean. Not good. Bad wife. In fact, that's what they should call her: Badwife Palmer. That's what I call her. And God, he doesn't like that. Kills babies. Very sad, very tragic, but the Lord is just. And they blame me for it! They can't stop lying about me! They can't. Now they're saying...
2017-05-19 10:27:30 PM  
Trump will never realize that Hillary got him elected -- knowing the country was ripe for an impeachment of whoever was in the throne in 2017.

Those magic 70,000 electoral college-swinging votes that were so much more powerful than the 3,000,000 excess votes for Hillary -- the glee of the long downward shame spiral -- drumming hour after hour -- Hillary gave the election and impeachment to the Donald.  The truckload of popcorn receipt, tape, and emails are proof.
2017-05-19 10:33:57 PM  
Trivalizing sexual assaults is how he got the office, so...

Jesus fark our country sucks.
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