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(The Smoking Gun)   Pair arrested for having sex in public. Charged with lewdness, ugliness, and "that's just nasty"   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Criminal law, Florida dental office, arrest affidavit notes, St. Petersburg cops, Officer Jonathan Reeves, Merri-Anne Bromley, Pete Modern Dentistry, David Wheeler  
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8790 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2017 at 7:28 AM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-05-19 03:43:42 AM  
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2017-05-19 05:47:29 AM  
Ok I give up, which is the female?
 
2017-05-19 07:21:05 AM  

EvilEgg: Ok I give up, which is the female?


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The black one must be the female.
 
OOF
2017-05-19 07:32:00 AM  
Done in one.
 
2017-05-19 07:37:13 AM  
He everybody needs ugly nasty stinky loving
 
2017-05-19 07:37:53 AM  
Good to see Bill Cosby getting out again, looks 30 years younger.

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2017-05-19 07:42:17 AM  
Woman, 62, and beau, 55, each face public lewdness charge

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2017-05-19 07:44:08 AM  
Tom Jones - It´s Not Unusual.. (1964)
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2017-05-19 07:46:05 AM  
Are the homeless not entitled to have sex???
 
2017-05-19 07:50:13 AM  

The Soupman Cumeth: Are the homeless not entitled to have sex???


Can't they do it in the public library like they do everything else?
 
2017-05-19 07:50:21 AM  
"Pictured above, Bromley and Wheeler were subsequently separated..."

...with a crowbar.
 
2017-05-19 07:50:32 AM  
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2017-05-19 07:54:58 AM  
Although I don't think it's appropriate to do it where they did it, I DO think it's silly in this day and age to charge people with crimes for having sex!

Shouldn't it just be a "Ok guys, knock it off and move along" type thing?
 
2017-05-19 08:08:04 AM  
It's just two dudes having sex in a public space. I don't know what everyone is freaking out about.
 
2017-05-19 08:13:10 AM  
He was let go on his own recognizance even tough he has many prior and just got out of prison. Wha???
I guess she has to stay because who doesn't like a hot chick behind bars, right?
 
2017-05-19 08:17:28 AM  
We can't all be supermodels (like me), subby.
 
2017-05-19 08:18:49 AM  
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2017-05-19 08:20:38 AM  
"...on the front steps of a dental office."

To be a little fair, they waited a long time for this. She had just had her vagina dentata removed.
 
2017-05-19 08:24:15 AM  
Why don't we do it in the road?
 
2017-05-19 08:28:58 AM  
"Couple Nabbed For X-Rated Public Romp"

Who, exactly, is in charge of rating public romps?
 
2017-05-19 08:31:03 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "Couple Nabbed For X-Rated Public Romp"

Who, exactly, is in charge of rating public romps?


I'll do it, for a fee
 
2017-05-19 08:36:10 AM  
Merri-Anne Bromley and David Wheeler were "having sexual intercourse" outside the offices of St. Pete Modern Dentistry . . .

Naturally.  Where else would you go for a drilling?

Bromley and Wheeler were subsequently separated . . .

. . . finally.
 
2017-05-19 08:38:47 AM  
Fark needs to bring back the weekly mug shots from the Smoking Gun
 
2017-05-19 08:54:14 AM  
Well, she got HER filling at the dentist.
 
2017-05-19 08:58:46 AM  
Ok, I'll be that guy. Where do people expect the homeless to have sex? How about the homeless and mentally ill? I guess those folks will just have to be jailed until they learn their lesson. Ha.
 
2017-05-19 09:01:12 AM  

wiseolddude: Fark needs to bring back the weekly mug shots from the Smoking Gun


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2017-05-19 09:02:22 AM  
Well, this is good news for some of the older Farkers.  It means there are women out there for them, and it'll save them time by meeting while waiting for the dentist office to open.
 
2017-05-19 09:06:00 AM  

deadsanta: Ok, I'll be that guy. Where do people expect the homeless to have sex? How about the homeless and mentally ill? I guess those folks will just have to be jailed until they learn their lesson. Ha.


Behind the office building maybe?

Not in front of everyone passing by?  Well not this couple in any case.
 
2017-05-19 09:14:03 AM  

SirEattonHogg: deadsanta: Ok, I'll be that guy. Where do people expect the homeless to have sex? How about the homeless and mentally ill? I guess those folks will just have to be jailed until they learn their lesson. Ha.

Behind the office building maybe?

Not in front of everyone passing by?  Well not this couple in any case.


That's why I included the "mentally ill" part. You aren't changing anyone like this' behavior with a jail term.
 
2017-05-19 09:24:17 AM  
When he went ATM, that was just over the top. You don't do that in public.
 
2017-05-19 09:38:16 AM  

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That mullet..... O M G
 
2017-05-19 09:38:52 AM  
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2017-05-19 09:49:56 AM  
Manly looking person, that's for sure. He's not bad either.
 
2017-05-19 10:03:59 AM  

deadsanta: SirEattonHogg: deadsanta: Ok, I'll be that guy. Where do people expect the homeless to have sex? How about the homeless and mentally ill? I guess those folks will just have to be jailed until they learn their lesson. Ha.

Behind the office building maybe?

Not in front of everyone passing by?  Well not this couple in any case.

That's why I included the "mentally ill" part. You aren't changing anyone like this' behavior with a jail term.


Oh we gave up on proper national policies and laws on mental treatment since oh...  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
 
2017-05-19 10:13:33 AM  
What is it you find particularly objectionable, subby - that old people have sex or that mixed-race couples have sex?
 
2017-05-19 10:18:06 AM  

deadsanta: Ok, I'll be that guy. Where do people expect the homeless to have sex?


I don't, actually. I think we owe everyone shelter, food, and medical care.

I don't think we owe everyone a private room.  At some point, we may decide to give people who can't work or can't find work such things, we may give them tvs, and streaming music, and quite a few other things. I'm not opposed to it.

But on the list of "things we owe everybody", some things don't make the cut.

How about the homeless and mentally ill?

Mentally ill, now we're getting in to issues of consent. We need some kind of mental health probation status for some - if they can, with help, cope, that's great. Some can't, and need to be moved to a locked facility.

I guess those folks will just have to be jailed until they learn their lesson. Ha.

That, or like drug courts, have mental health diversion courts.

We as a society have decided we are intolerant of certain things in public. Including sex. I guess we could provide some kind of publicly funded private space to socialize in, but how about we take care of a whole lot more basic needs before that.
 
2017-05-19 10:45:08 AM  

EvilEgg: Ok I give up, which is the female?


The one that was having a cavity filled.
 
2017-05-19 10:47:44 AM  
She's 62, he's 55, and they didn't stop when the cop got there?

Should I ever get a boyfriend again, I might need to know: What's he taking?
 
2017-05-19 11:09:11 AM  
I don't give a damn if two guys want to have sex, but they really need to find a private place to do it.
7:15pm... it wasn't even dark... Did he at least get his cheeseburger?

/oh, and Florida, of course
 
2017-05-19 11:47:13 AM  
Racist cops took the white woman to jail and let the black man go.
 
2017-05-19 12:00:09 PM  
Come on, how bad could... OH dear Lord.
 
2017-05-19 12:05:45 PM  
Fonzie really let himself go.
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2017-05-19 01:06:53 PM  

buntz: Although I don't think it's appropriate to do it where they did it, I DO think it's silly in this day and age to charge people with crimes for having sex!

Shouldn't it just be a "Ok guys, knock it off and move along" type thing?


They're a BM/WW interracial couple.
 
2017-05-19 01:39:35 PM  
Pictured above, Bromley and Wheeler were subsequently separated and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior

I just keep imagining the police turning the hose on them.
 
2017-05-19 10:11:30 PM  

buckler: Pictured above, Bromley and Wheeler were subsequently separated and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior

I just keep imagining the police turning the hose on them.


I'd expect one of these would be more effective in hiding the ugly.
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2017-05-20 07:27:47 PM  
The police are just being racist jerks.  If the dude were not black they would have just cheered the couple on.

And what is with this "nasty" comment?  What is nasty about two human beings making love?
 
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