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(BBC-US)   Tanzanian woman pretended to be a man to work as miner. Right up until she was accused of rape   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, nails Tanzanian woman, Rape, large Tanzanian family, true identity, English-language films, mining business, sets low bail, Pili Hussein  
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2017-05-19 07:00:24 AM  
Next week on Law & Order: SVU
 
2017-05-19 08:44:36 AM  
Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.
 
2017-05-19 08:45:38 AM  
Bitter with the better, as it were.
 
2017-05-19 08:46:49 AM  

StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.


You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?
 
2017-05-19 08:48:29 AM  
That sounds like the plot line of a Mexican telenovela.
 
2017-05-19 08:48:48 AM  

This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?


When the accusation is "this is the man who did it," "I'm not a man" is a completely suitable defense.
 
2017-05-19 08:49:57 AM  

This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?


OMG... I didn't RTFA, of course.... did she try to rape some dude with a mining jack hammer, or something?
 
2017-05-19 08:50:23 AM  

This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?


Your response has been logged. Thank you, citizen.
 
2017-05-19 08:51:44 AM  
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2017-05-19 08:52:29 AM  

Tom-Servo: This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?

OMG... I didn't RTFA, of course.... did she try to rape some dude with a mining jack hammer, or something?


modified wooden toilet roll holder?
 
2017-05-19 08:54:02 AM  
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2017-05-19 08:54:33 AM  
Well this thread went to shiat in a hurry.
 
2017-05-19 08:55:15 AM  
That devil
 
2017-05-19 08:57:41 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Well this thread went to shiat in a hurry.


And that's different from any other thread... how?
 
2017-05-19 08:58:37 AM  
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2017-05-19 08:58:57 AM  
Creepy tag instead of hero, because liberal sjw idiots here only think "empowered" white female sjws who want everything for nothing are heroes.

Hypocrite tag for subby.
 
2017-05-19 09:01:24 AM  

Dadoody: Creepy tag instead of hero, because liberal sjw idiots here only think "empowered" white female sjws who want everything for nothing are heroes.

Hypocrite tag for subby.


Incoherent tag for you.
 
2017-05-19 09:02:03 AM  

This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?


That's what I thought. She's lucky she doesn't live in US.

/ that's at least one of the reasons she's lucky she doesn't live in US...
 
2017-05-19 09:02:14 AM  
Wait... why 'creepy'?

She did it to get a job, not anything inappropriate, and she obviously wasn't guilty of the rape.  What's the problem, yo?
 
2017-05-19 09:02:47 AM  

This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?


Are we talking about 'legitimate rape' here?
 
2017-05-19 09:04:23 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Zeb Hesselgresser: Well this thread went to shiat in a hurry.

And that's different from any other thread... how?


Fark as Divine Comedy.  I keep forgetting.

All hope abandon ye who enter here.
 
2017-05-19 09:05:34 AM  
R.A.P.E.
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2017-05-19 09:08:18 AM  

TOSViolation: This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?

Are we talking about 'legitimate rape' here?


40-lb box.
 
2017-05-19 09:08:30 AM  

awruk!: This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?

That's what I thought. She's lucky she doesn't live in US.

/ that's at least one of the reasons she's lucky she doesn't live in US...


Yeah there's no way someone that tough and with that much drive would make in the US.....
 
2017-05-19 09:08:54 AM  

Schmerd1948: Dadoody: Creepy tag instead of hero, because liberal sjw idiots here only think "empowered" white female sjws who want everything for nothing are heroes.

Hypocrite tag for subby.

Incoherent tag for you.


Fark needs a "Stupid" or "Fail" button.
 
2017-05-19 09:10:28 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: SirEattonHogg: Zeb Hesselgresser: Well this thread went to shiat in a hurry.

And that's different from any other thread... how?

Fark as Divine Comedy.  I keep forgetting.

All hope abandon ye who enter here.


A Dante reference... well we are all fancy, aren't we.  That deserved a smart point. Though, to be fair, this isn't the innermost circle of Fark hell (that's were an article has a political or religious element or aspect to it).
 
2017-05-19 09:10:32 AM  
Miner or minor?
 
2017-05-19 09:13:57 AM  
StopDaddy

Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

Name checks out.
 
2017-05-19 09:15:53 AM  

awruk!: This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?

That's what I thought. She's lucky she doesn't live in US.

/ that's at least one of the reasons she's lucky she doesn't live in US...


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2017-05-19 09:17:13 AM  

Egoy3k: awruk!: This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?

That's what I thought. She's lucky she doesn't live in US.

/ that's at least one of the reasons she's lucky she doesn't live in US...

Yeah there's no way someone that tough and with that much drive would make in the US.....


There was also a number of females in US convicted of rape.

/ nice deflection
// she is black though, so "making it" in US might require different kind of toughness
/// great respect for the lady and her accomplishments
 
2017-05-19 09:17:40 AM  
Private Lee Lamon?
 
2017-05-19 09:26:49 AM  

SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 696x576]


Bob
 
2017-05-19 09:34:22 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Zeb Hesselgresser: SirEattonHogg: Zeb Hesselgresser: Well this thread went to shiat in a hurry.

And that's different from any other thread... how?

Fark as Divine Comedy.  I keep forgetting.

All hope abandon ye who enter here.

A Dante reference... well we are all fancy, aren't we.  That deserved a smart point. Though, to be fair, this isn't the innermost circle of Fark hell (that's were an article has a political or religious element or aspect to it).


Ooooh. What about a thread about who tips better, Christian republicans or athiest democrats....
 
2017-05-19 09:38:09 AM  

no1curr: Schmerd1948: Dadoody: Creepy tag instead of hero, because liberal sjw idiots here only think "empowered" white female sjws who want everything for nothing are heroes.

Hypocrite tag for subby.

Incoherent tag for you.

Fark needs a "Stupid" or "Fail" button.


You know why "they" don't, write? Sure it would be good at first, most smarties,  moist funnies and most stupid displayed in the fark newsletter. Kudos on the left, walk of shame to the right. But knowing farkers, I am one of these farkers,  it would become some type of competition for elite level stupidity.

Farkers spending hours crafting the perfect post that will elicit the right type of hate response: just enough snark to elicit the rage click of the stupid button not too much to make it obvious that it was the goal. If there was a word for this forced appearance of non-effort, like a hipster but of the virtual world?  Anyways, these virtual hipsters would wear their dunce caps of highest stupid votes,  lording it over the noobies who elected them like a proto-penis. Only then could they be accused of what the article is talking about.
 
2017-05-19 09:39:45 AM  

Bill the unknowing: Miner or minor?


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2017-05-19 09:40:57 AM  
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2017-05-19 09:41:49 AM  

Schmerd1948: Dadoody: Creepy tag instead of hero, because liberal sjw idiots here only think "empowered" white female sjws who want everything for nothing are heroes.

Hypocrite tag for subby.

Incoherent tag for you.


I have him farkied as one of the two idiots that spend most of their day on The Red Pill reddit.  I wouldn't engage him because 1) He's a troll and doesn't mean the crap he spews about rape, or 2) He's not a troll and means the crap he spews about rape.
 
2017-05-19 09:42:50 AM  
This proves that all rape accusations are fake.
 
2017-05-19 09:44:21 AM  

AlfalfaMale: Bill the unknowing: Miner or minor?

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"I'm not following."
 
2017-05-19 09:47:19 AM  

Diego Dominguez: no1curr: Schmerd1948: Dadoody: Creepy tag instead of hero, because liberal sjw idiots here only think "empowered" white female sjws who want everything for nothing are heroes.

Hypocrite tag for subby.

Incoherent tag for you.

Fark needs a "Stupid" or "Fail" button.

You know why "they" don't, write? Sure it would be good at first, most smarties,  moist funnies and most stupid displayed in the fark newsletter. Kudos on the left, walk of shame to the right. But knowing farkers, I am one of these farkers,  it would become some type of competition for elite level stupidity.

Farkers spending hours crafting the perfect post that will elicit the right type of hate response: just enough snark to elicit the rage click of the stupid button not too much to make it obvious that it was the goal. If there was a word for this forced appearance of non-effort, like a hipster but of the virtual world?  Anyways, these virtual hipsters would wear their dunce caps of highest stupid votes,  lording it over the noobies who elected them like a proto-penis. Only then could they be accused of what the article is talking about.


Should I call 911?
 
2017-05-19 09:48:10 AM  
She is like that Reika Kitami person from Bible Black.
 
2017-05-19 09:48:36 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: SirEattonHogg: Zeb Hesselgresser: Well this thread went to shiat in a hurry.

And that's different from any other thread... how?

Fark as Divine Comedy.  I keep forgetting.

All hope abandon ye who enter here.


That's the politics tab...
 
2017-05-19 09:50:02 AM  
Sure, women keep saying that they can do anything a man can do, but as soon as they have a little problem like being falsely accused of rape, *BAM*, they play the woman card. Just once I'd like to see them try to defend themselves without taking the easy way out.
"But officer, I know that she identified me in a lineup, but I swear I never met her!"
 
2017-05-19 09:52:09 AM  
I was mainly struck by the generosity of her employers.  Usually the miner discovering the priceless gem gets a pat on the back and sent back to work, not a share big enough to make them rich and able to set themselves up in the business.

But then it damn well paid off for them when their motivated worker found them a second lode of jewels.
 
2017-05-19 10:01:12 AM  

ukexpat: SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 696x576]

Bob


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Bob was a disturbingly attractive lad in his day.
 
2017-05-19 10:04:28 AM  
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I can see her boobs
 
2017-05-19 10:09:23 AM  

awruk!: This text is now purple: StopDaddy: Not having a penis. Pretty effective defense.

You think you need a penis to rape someone, huh?

You work for the FBI, don't you?

That's what I thought. She's lucky she doesn't live in US.

/ that's at least one of the reasons she's lucky she doesn't live in US...


A woman in Tanzania, one of the poorest, most malnourished countries in the world, who has had to lie about her gender for years to mine farking coal is lucky she doesn't live in the US.  You actually typed that. I realize you're Canadian and might have that whole little brother inferiority complex going on, but you sound like an insensitive entitled little shiat.
 
2017-05-19 10:13:42 AM  
Imma go ahead and dub her manoeuver the "reverse Einhorn".

/The Dolphins win!
//The Dolphins win!
///The Dolphins win the Superbowl!
 
2017-05-19 10:14:31 AM  
FTFA : Pili Hussein grew up in a large Tanzanian family whose patriarch was a livestock keeper. She was one of 38 children, whom her father put to work

Holy crap. How many did he have that he didn't put to work.  Probably none.  I'll betcha there's no welfare system in Tanzania.
 
2017-05-19 10:16:36 AM  
Something something, female privilege.

Penis Snatching on the Rise -- Africa's Genital-Stealing Crime Wave Hits the Countryside
http://www.alternet.org/world/penis-snatching-rise-africas-genital-ste​aling-crime-wave-hits-countryside

baronbloodbath: (Lord of the rings - I'm no man gif)


Ok, fine. We're done here. Thank you. You can turn off the lights on your way out.
 
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