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(Daily Mail)   Almost $52,000 worth of caviar donated by an anonymous Russian for a lavish party. Well what else would you expect from Donald Trum.......wait, Pippa Middleton?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-05-18 09:46:50 PM  
I'd give Pippa a "donation" if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
 
2017-05-18 10:43:05 PM  
From what I've seen this looks like she is the Bridezilla from Hell, utterly determined to have a wedding at least as good as her sister's. Problem is her sister married the actual heir to the throne and had a full Royal marriage. There's no way she can top that.

/She apparently had a "No ring, no bring" rule for invited guests. They could bring husbands/wives or official fiances, but not allowed to bring "just" boyfriends or girlfriends. If I was invited but told I couldn't bring my other half just because we're not married I'd just RSVP that I wouldn't be going.
 
2017-05-18 10:54:41 PM  
Ingesting something from an anonymous Russian source sounds like such a good idea right now.
 
2017-05-18 10:59:48 PM  
What, like royalty isn't disgusting and worthless most of the time?
 
2017-05-18 11:01:41 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-05-18 11:03:45 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 615x409]


Pippa has little to no ass. I feel bad for the poor girl that can't compete with her.
 
2017-05-18 11:05:12 PM  
 To be fair that's one can of sturgeon caviar.
 
TWX
2017-05-18 11:05:55 PM  

Ron Vibbentrop: She apparently had a "No ring, no bring" rule for invited guests. They could bring husbands/wives or official fiances, but not allowed to bring "just" boyfriends or girlfriends.


The bouquet toss would be pretty boring in such circumstances. Also, how exactly does one enforce this? Have a jeweler posted at the gates to check rings to make sure they're not costume jewelery?
 
2017-05-18 11:08:19 PM  
i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2017-05-18 11:10:11 PM  
Fish eggs have a short use by date I would think, never ate the stuff  because it's fish eggs.
 
2017-05-18 11:17:22 PM  
What $52k worth of caviar looks like. Same size a danish holiday cookie tin.


img.fark.net

Needs Trump hands for scale.
 
2017-05-18 11:18:55 PM  

chewynathan: Fish eggs have a short use by date I would think, never ate the stuff  because it's fish eggs.


Unopened fresh caviar in the fridge - two weeks. Opened - 2-3 days. It's not something you want to freeze, for one thing it gets tough.

/chef
 
2017-05-18 11:19:36 PM  
She has a man face.  Sis is much prettier.

Pippa's man is hotter though, but he's no king.

Good grief, why am I posting?  Shallow as hell.  :)
 
2017-05-18 11:20:53 PM  

Fat Old Broad: She has a man face.  Sis is much prettier.

Pippa's man is hotter though, but he's no king.

Good grief, why am I posting?  Shallow as hell.  :)


*funnied*
 
2017-05-18 11:26:13 PM  

bingethinker: I'd give Pippa a "donation" if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.


Buy her more caviar? Because she's probably got that covered.
 
2017-05-18 11:30:53 PM  
Goddamnit, Subby. My only solace is that I just poured myself a pint of EvilTwin Even More Jesus.
 
2017-05-18 11:31:26 PM  

Ron Vibbentrop: From what I've seen this looks like she is the Bridezilla from Hell, utterly determined to have a wedding at least as good as her sister's. Problem is her sister married the actual heir to the throne and had a full Royal marriage. There's no way she can top that.

/She apparently had a "No ring, no bring" rule for invited guests. They could bring husbands/wives or official fiances, but not allowed to bring "just" boyfriends or girlfriends. If I was invited but told I couldn't bring my other half just because we're not married I'd just RSVP that I wouldn't be going.


If I got invited I'd get gay-engaged to my best drinking buddy so we could go and see how the other half live.

/I think I just did the story board for an Adam Sandler movie.
//don't blame me if it happens.
 
2017-05-18 11:34:09 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 615x409]


Pending additional information, I lean towards yes.
 
2017-05-18 11:37:26 PM  
I bet the title to her lifestyle/cookbook Celebrationcame to her in a fever dream as her unconscious ruminated about all her imagined skills. Think of the rush that must have been!
 
2017-05-18 11:42:53 PM  
*subconscious* heh. Also missed a space there. Still, think of the glory!
 
2017-05-18 11:44:00 PM  
Tough roe for hoe.
 
2017-05-18 11:47:29 PM  

morg: Ron Vibbentrop: From what I've seen this looks like she is the Bridezilla from Hell, utterly determined to have a wedding at least as good as her sister's. Problem is her sister married the actual heir to the throne and had a full Royal marriage. There's no way she can top that.

/She apparently had a "No ring, no bring" rule for invited guests. They could bring husbands/wives or official fiances, but not allowed to bring "just" boyfriends or girlfriends. If I was invited but told I couldn't bring my other half just because we're not married I'd just RSVP that I wouldn't be going.

If I got invited I'd get gay-engaged to my best drinking buddy so we could go and see how the other half live.

/I think I just did the story board for an Adam Sandler movie.
//don't blame me if it happens.


He did that one a decade ago, with Kevin James
 
2017-05-18 11:48:13 PM  

Shazam999: To be fair that's one can of sturgeon caviar.


So, like, three and a half eggs?
 
2017-05-18 11:49:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Shazam999: To be fair that's one can of sturgeon caviar.

So, like, three and a half eggs?


img.fark.net
 
2017-05-18 11:56:10 PM  
Who?

www.umgasmagazine.com
 
2017-05-19 12:02:25 AM  

bloobeary: Ingesting something from an anonymous Russian source sounds like such a good idea right now.


Or ingesting something that was squeezed out of a fish's butt.

/mmmm caviar
 
2017-05-19 12:03:44 AM  

phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]


Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?
 
2017-05-19 12:05:51 AM  

madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?


It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.
 
2017-05-19 12:05:58 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Shazam999: To be fair that's one can of sturgeon caviar.

So, like, three and a half eggs?


LOL it reminds me of the Caviar Iron Chef episode.  The chefs were just eating it like crazy while they were cooking, and they made sure to open all the tins so that they couldn't take them back.
 
2017-05-19 12:07:02 AM  

OkieDookie: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.


Pippi's not a blonde
 
2017-05-19 12:08:48 AM  

madgonad: OkieDookie: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.

Pippi's not a blonde


Uh,..."Fire in the hole!"?
 
2017-05-19 12:11:22 AM  

madgonad: OkieDookie: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.

Pippi's not a blonde


Let's face it - the carpet rarely matches the drapes.
 
2017-05-19 12:11:28 AM  

OkieDookie: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.


Who doesn't have three back up disks labeled "Pippi Longstocking Crotch Shots?" It's like the first thing they teach you.
 
2017-05-19 12:13:38 AM  
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Harvest my eggs and I will curse every motherfarker who eats them!
 
2017-05-19 12:39:08 AM  

madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?


Pffft. What are you staring at? Can I get you some cookies and lemonade?
 
2017-05-19 12:41:56 AM  

phygz: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

Pffft. What are you staring at? Can I get you some cookies and lemonade?


Can I get fudge and lemonade instead?

/Welcome to my nightmare.
 
2017-05-19 12:52:56 AM  
BUT HER BUTT ...
 
2017-05-19 12:56:03 AM  

jso2897: madgonad: OkieDookie: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.

Pippi's not a blonde

Let's face it - the carpet rarely matches the drapes.


Not so much of an issue any longer, since hardwood floors are all the rage.
 
2017-05-19 12:59:12 AM  

ScottRiqui: jso2897: madgonad: OkieDookie: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.

Pippi's not a blonde

Let's face it - the carpet rarely matches the drapes.

Not so much of an issue any longer, since hardwood floors are all the rage.


Wouldn't that make it harder to sweep things under the rug?
 
2017-05-19 01:12:52 AM  

Bane of Broone: Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 615x409]

Pippa has little to no ass. I feel bad for the poor girl that can't compete with her.


fashionista.com

More like some to little rather than little to none.
 
2017-05-19 02:58:45 AM  
I had ate caviar and love it. It's really good.
 
2017-05-19 06:45:30 AM  

johnny_vegas: Bane of Broone: Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 615x409]

Pippa has little to no ass. I feel bad for the poor girl that can't compete with her.

[fashionista.com image 187x270]

More like some to little rather than little to none.


I like ass without the fat, Pipa is fat-free,
 
2017-05-19 08:23:06 AM  
^^^ They like big butts and they cannot lie!
 
2017-05-19 09:02:43 AM  

Ron Vibbentrop: From what I've seen this looks like she is the Bridezilla from Hell, utterly determined to have a wedding at least as good as her sister's. Problem is her sister married the actual heir to the throne and had a full Royal marriage. There's no way she can top that.

/She apparently had a "No ring, no bring" rule for invited guests. They could bring husbands/wives or official fiances, but not allowed to bring "just" boyfriends or girlfriends. If I was invited but told I couldn't bring my other half just because we're not married I'd just RSVP that I wouldn't be going.


I guess she doesn't want to end up with the tabloids getting photographs of several escorts and call girls at the wedding and the best way to stop that is implement strict rules.
 
2017-05-19 09:04:41 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: johnny_vegas: Bane of Broone: Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 615x409]

Pippa has little to no ass. I feel bad for the poor girl that can't compete with her.

[fashionista.com image 187x270]

More like some to little rather than little to none.

I like ass without the fat, Pipa is fat-free,


I agree. When did it become "sexy" to have a giant flabby ass?

It seems like a segment of society just said "fark it, getting in shape is really hard" lets redefine what's hot so I don't have to change my lazy lifestyle. Problem solved.

Fit, firm, and toned will always be the ass of choice for me. Pippa presents a very fine view when walking away. Luckily, that would be exactly the view I'd get if I tried to talk to her so... I win?
 
2017-05-19 09:18:28 AM  

jso2897: madgonad: OkieDookie: madgonad: phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]

Seriously, of all the pippi longstocking pics you use that one? Do you need to have a seat over there?

It was Pippi's audition tape for Fox News.

Pippi's not a blonde

Let's face it - the carpet rarely matches the drapes.


In my case they do match..."old broad gray"  by Mother Nature.

///would you like a hand crocheted birthday sweater?
 
2017-05-19 09:29:26 AM  

phygz: Who?

[www.umgasmagazine.com image 500x333]


Who?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2017-05-19 09:42:59 AM  

Ron Vibbentrop: From what I've seen this looks like she is the Bridezilla from Hell, utterly determined to have a wedding at least as good as her sister's. Problem is her sister married the actual heir to the throne and had a full Royal marriage. There's no way she can top that.

/She apparently had a "No ring, no bring" rule for invited guests. They could bring husbands/wives or official fiances, but not allowed to bring "just" boyfriends or girlfriends. If I was invited but told I couldn't bring my other half just because we're not married I'd just RSVP that I wouldn't be going.


In the world of hypotheticals, this one is a doozy.
 
2017-05-19 10:18:34 AM  

gameshowhost: What, like royalty isn't disgusting and worthless most of the time?


Pippa (and her parents) despite the way they behave, ain't royalty.
 
2017-05-19 10:19:43 AM  

Ron Vibbentrop: From what I've seen this looks like she is the Bridezilla from Hell, utterly determined to have a wedding at least as good as her sister's. Problem is her sister married the actual heir to the throne and had a full Royal marriage. There's no way she can top that.

/She apparently had a "No ring, no bring" rule for invited guests. They could bring husbands/wives or official fiances, but not allowed to bring "just" boyfriends or girlfriends. If I was invited but told I couldn't bring my other half just because we're not married I'd just RSVP that I wouldn't be going.


So does that mean that Harry can't bring his gf because they're not married? That will go down well.
 
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