Eddie Adams from Torrance: Eddie Adams Airlines® takes care of all these problems.At Eddie Adams Airlines®, we come to your house in the middle of the night and drug you into a deep coma state. Then you're loaded into one of our specially equipped vans and transported to the airport and loaded onto our wide body airliners like cord wood.Upon arrival at your destination, you're transported to your hotel and tucked into your bed. A few hours, you awaken rested and ready to begin your business or vacation stay.It's the only civilized way to fly.
Sid_6.7: Mr Laborde said he did not know whether IS had the capacity to carry out a laptop bomb attack, but he was sure that organised criminal groups could.Yes, they could do lots of sh*t, but why the f*ck would they do this?
naughtyrev: I'm cool with flying naked. Not sure if everyone else is though.
Badafuco: Sitting on a United flight from LAX to Chicago right now....wish me luck!
sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Badafuco: Sitting on a United flight from LAX to Chicago right now....wish me luck![img.fark.net image 376x216]
Closed_Minded_Bastage: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Badafuco: Sitting on a United flight from LAX to Chicago right now....wish me luck![img.fark.net image 376x216]Shakes tiny fist!
Sean VasDeferens: "Mr Laborde also said Islamic State (IS) fighters returning to Europe would be "more dangerous" than previous waves."Here's a thought, STOP LETTING THEM RETURN! Trump tried that but you loons screamed that idea was racist. Who knew terrorist was now a biological subspecies of the human race.
tuskahoma man: If they got rid of all the passengers that would solve the whole problem. or you could pull a trump and not allow any brown people on the planes.
lucksi: Or we could just say fark it and accept the occasional airliner being blown up as the price for airtravel.We seem to be ok with all the death on the road or in hospitals or due to smoking and drinking ect.
phygz: It's fun to pretend terrorists are just plain criminals.
maxheck: Whenever someone freaks out about the possibility that an airport scanner might see their pixellated junk, I think "Hey, you people are lucky I showed up wearing pants at all!"Might want to bring my own towel for the seat though.
sex_and_drugs_for_ian: naughtyrev: I'm cool with flying naked. Not sure if everyone else is though.It would be pointless, since someone could just jam a small bomb up their ass in the service of Allah anyway.Better to just pre-ship our belongings to our intended destinations on a cargo plane and have us quickly and efficiently drop our pants and spread our cheeks, assembly line style, on the way to our flights.
Elzar: naughtyrev: I'm cool with flying naked. Not sure if everyone else is though.For those of us who are fit non-fatties it probably would be an interesting experiment, it's just the amount of eye bleach needed for the people of walmart types without body shame...
fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 600x600]What airline passengers will soon look like.
King Something: [16411-presscdn-0-65.pagely.netdna-cdn.com image 850x257]
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