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(Rolling Stone)   "Roger Ailes was the Christopher Columbus of hate." Now THAT'S how you write an obituary   ( rollingstone.com) divider line
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2017-05-18 04:42:29 PM  
Taibbi (as usual) is right on the farking money. Ailes did more to harm America than just about any human on the planet.
 
2017-05-18 05:06:55 PM  
I mean. Christopher Columbus was a pretty evil farking dude, what with the genocide and slavery.
 
2017-05-18 05:39:06 PM  

FlashHarry: Taibbi (as usual) is right on the farking money. Ailes did more to harm America than just about any human on the planet.


Watch "Get Me Roger Stone" on Netflix.  I'm not sure it'll change yout mind, but he's near the top of my list.
 
2017-05-18 05:48:07 PM  

enry: Watch "Get Me Roger Stone" on Netflix.  I'm not sure it'll change yout mind, but he's near the top of my list.


Stone is a truly evil character - but he's small potatoes compared to Ailes, who is largely personally responsible for the vast division in this country between left and right.
 
2017-05-18 06:18:10 PM  
Harsh. Yet accurate. So, unlike the network Ailes created, actually Fair and BalancedTM.
 
2017-05-18 06:34:57 PM  
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2017-05-18 07:35:51 PM  
RIP, Roger

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2017-05-18 07:45:31 PM  
I won't attend the funeral, but I'll send a letter saying I approve of it.
 
2017-05-18 07:58:13 PM  
I'm guessing that if Tabbai ever has occasion to visit Ailes' grave, he's going to feel like drinking an entire 6-pack of Coors Light shortly before arriving, to provide for maximum levels of bladder capacity.
 
2017-05-18 08:03:54 PM  
So I went by Fox News. There are a bunch of opinion pieces written by employees (even Ollie farking North) about him and how "great" he was.

But can you guess what every employee had in common? Hint: it's a dick

Not a single female employee wrote a piece about him.
 
2017-05-18 08:09:03 PM  

scottydoesntknow: But can you guess what every employee had in common? Hint: it's a dick


Just one? That's sharing!
 
2017-05-18 08:27:29 PM  
Satan himself will probably kick his ass out of Hell.
 
2017-05-18 09:08:36 PM  
Somewhere in Hell, Ailes is being skullfarked by Hitler while Jerry Falwell shoves pineapples up their asses.
 
2017-05-18 09:08:44 PM  
I was surprised to learn he went to Ohio U.
 
2017-05-18 09:11:49 PM  
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2017-05-18 09:12:06 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2017-05-18 09:13:04 PM  

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All that is missing is Yakkety Sax.
 
2017-05-18 09:13:26 PM  

Jake Havechek: Satan himself will probably kick his ass out of Hell.


The Saint of Killers Right-Wing Scaremongering?
 
2017-05-18 09:16:30 PM  
Knew it was Taibbi before clicking the link.
 
2017-05-18 09:19:47 PM  
His entire life was a moral disgrace. The fact that as a society we allowed him to exist is a stain on us all. He singlehandedly dispelled the notion that all human lives have some value. He lived too long and should have died sooner.
 
2017-05-18 09:21:04 PM  
Can't we all just agree that we're an under-taxed, atheist society that needs more government control... like to stop the hate and stuff?
 
2017-05-18 09:21:05 PM  

WhackingDay: Knew it was Taibbi before clicking the link.


He seems to be the new HST as far as Rolling Stone's concerned.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/3​0​8699/
 
2017-05-18 09:23:06 PM  

Coram_Deo: Can't we all just agree that we're an under-taxed, atheist society that needs more government control... like to stop the hate and stuff?


So tell me, what does Lord Dampnut's dick taste like?
 
2017-05-18 09:23:19 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: RIP, Roger

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Ailes was the Jabba the Hut of giant obese slimy bags of repellent shiat. He will be missed.
 
2017-05-18 09:24:48 PM  

Loucifer: thisisyourbrainonFark: RIP, Roger

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Ailes was the Jabba the Hut of giant obese slimy bags of repellent shiat. He will be missed.


Sadly, he was a Hutt that preferred peroxide blondes.
 
2017-05-18 09:24:54 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 245x279][img.fark.net image 245x279]


Potential you say?

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2017-05-18 09:26:18 PM  
The world is now a better place, without Ailes in it.
 
2017-05-18 09:27:23 PM  

FlashHarry: enry: Watch "Get Me Roger Stone" on Netflix.  I'm not sure it'll change yout mind, but he's near the top of my list.

Stone is a truly evil character - but he's small potatoes compared to Ailes, who is largely personally responsible for the vast division in this country between left and right.


True, but don't underestimate the effect of Rush and his EIB.  Ailes just took the concept and expanded it to an entire TV Network.  He couldn't have done it without the backing of Rupert Murdoch too.  (This is one of those cases where I wish there was a Hell where the two of them could take turn buggering each other with pitchforks.)
 
2017-05-18 09:28:10 PM  
I'm sobbing my eyes out that he didn't get to enjoy those millions Fox gave him after booting his flabby sorry ass to the curb.
 
2017-05-18 09:29:15 PM  

Tigger: His entire life was a moral disgrace. The fact that as a society we allowed him to exist is a stain on us all. He singlehandedly dispelled the notion that all human lives have some value. He lived too long and should have died sooner.


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I will pay to have someone read this post in Tigger's voice.
 
2017-05-18 09:30:23 PM  
Setting aside everything else,the author makes a major factual error: blaming Ailes for America being "moronic." Sorry, no. Blame whoever was and is responsible for government policies that rewards stupid people for having more children.
 
2017-05-18 09:31:23 PM  
Time for another lefty circle jerk I see.
 
2017-05-18 09:33:13 PM  

FlashHarry: Taibbi (as usual) is right on the farking money. Ailes did more to harm America than just about any human on the planet.


2nd Place, devil #2. This here devil went national 8 years earlier and actually had a bigger audience, same modus operandi. Ailes was but an extension of devil #1.

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2017-05-18 09:33:27 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I was surprised to learn he went to Ohio U.


The favorite state of most of our serial predators.
 
2017-05-18 09:33:54 PM  

Trik: Time for another lefty circle jerk I see.


yeah, all those bleeding heart liberals disrespecting the dead. it's not like conservatives ever celebrate or condone death.

hahahahahahahaha oh wait unless they're an unarmed black kid.
 
2017-05-18 09:34:08 PM  
This is how all obits should read. Is the world a better or worse place for this person existing? Would we be better off if he/she was stillborn?

And yes, I apply this to myself. I have done good things and bad things, but I know that in certain areas, at certain times, I did good things, and nobody will realize it until I'm long gone.
 
2017-05-18 09:35:23 PM  
I said early in the morning thread that I hoped his death was painful.

It appears from what we know now that it was quite painful. And probably scary.

Good.
 
2017-05-18 09:36:43 PM  

LordOfThePings: scottydoesntknow: But can you guess what every employee had in common? Hint: it's a dick

Just one? That's sharing!


"Try this this one small dick" is not clickbait.
 
2017-05-18 09:36:45 PM  
Too bad they can't bury him somewhere that small animals can shiat on him.
 
2017-05-18 09:38:07 PM  

UsikFark: WhackingDay: Knew it was Taibbi before clicking the link.

He seems to be the new HST as far as Rolling Stone's concerned.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/30​8699/



I take it that's a good thing?


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2017-05-18 09:39:23 PM  

Trik: Time for another lefty circle jerk I see.


Not jerking, but certainly happy he is dead.
 
2017-05-18 09:39:36 PM  
As far as destroying America, If it wasn't Ailes, it would have been someone else. All your timelines end in polarized bloodshed, so sayeth the big book of timelines.
 
2017-05-18 09:40:37 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: thismomentinblackhistory: I was surprised to learn he went to Ohio U.

The favorite state of most of our serial predators.


Uhhhh, Sandusky indeed is in Ohio, and home to Cedar Point. But the serial predator you are thinking of is one state east.
 
2017-05-18 09:40:41 PM  

FlashHarry: Taibbi (as usual) is right on the farking money. Ailes did more to harm America than just about any human on the planet.


I guessed Taibbi before I clicked and was instantly satisfied.
Fark Ailes, may his gross hamburger dick rot in the ground under the piss of all of his enemies.
 
2017-05-18 09:40:47 PM  

Kevin72: HST


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2017-05-18 09:41:30 PM  
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The guy was the very embodiment...

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The sonofab*tch will not be missed.
 
2017-05-18 09:42:11 PM  
 
2017-05-18 09:43:20 PM  

Kevin72: FlashHarry: Taibbi (as usual) is right on the farking money. Ailes did more to harm America than just about any human on the planet.

2nd Place, devil #2. This here devil went national 8 years earlier and actually had a bigger audience, same modus operandi. Ailes was but an extension of devil #1.

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Let's not forget that Rush and Ailes were good friends and Ailes produced Rush's foray into TV.
 
2017-05-18 09:43:36 PM  

Trik: Time for another lefty circle jerk I see.


Would you prefer we suck 1% d*ck like you?
 
2017-05-18 09:44:54 PM  

Kevin72: FlashHarry: Taibbi (as usual) is right on the farking money. Ailes did more to harm America than just about any human on the planet.

2nd Place, devil #2. This here devil went national 8 years earlier and actually had a bigger audience, same modus operandi. Ailes was but an extension of devil #1.

[img.fark.net image 320x210]


Death needs to step up, 2017 has to make up for the year before.
 
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