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(NHL)   We go (slightly) west for a game 4. Will the bird be the word or will we have a word with Perd? Will Don Cherry's suit be made from the Opry's curtains? Will the Knoxville Wigsphere have a special on blue and yellow toupées? Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET. SYP   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2017-05-18 09:19:28 AM  
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2017-05-18 09:34:21 AM  
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2017-05-18 09:37:39 AM  
Very quick & very dirty/ugly....

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2017-05-18 09:44:18 AM  
12:20pm greenlight?

I love when that happens.
 
2017-05-18 09:45:26 AM  
Do it, Perds. Do it.
 
2017-05-18 10:05:46 AM  
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2017-05-18 10:20:12 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Very quick & very dirty/ugly....

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Just saw it in the window, knew you hadda have it.
 
2017-05-18 10:22:37 AM  
For the first time in a while, no need to catch up, no live TV.

Can we get Dolly to sing the anthem, or would the Bergman know who she was?

/wrote "anthems", has to realize the Confederacy is still dead
 
2017-05-18 10:45:55 AM  
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Token Badge Post, because I'll be missing tonight's game due to the annual end-of-Spring-semester office party.  Food and libations will be had.  Be well, hockey Farkers.
 
2017-05-18 10:57:10 AM  

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Token Badge Post, because I'll be missing tonight's game due to the annual end-of-Spring-semester office party.  Food and libations will be had.

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Be well, hockey Farkers.

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2017-05-18 11:25:32 AM  
Alright Perds, time to lay a beating on some fowl tonight.  Hopefully it'll be another quiet night and I can watch again.
 
2017-05-18 12:20:42 PM  
I hope whoever wins this series sweeps Ottawa.
 
2017-05-18 12:40:13 PM  

fatalvenom: I hope whoever wins this series sweeps Ottawa.


Five games so that they can  win at home...

_/I have no doubt that the Ottawa crowd would do a proper job of booing Bergman & stick around for the SC festivities
_/_/but winning at home would be better
_/_/_/assuming that the Sens don't have home ice for the SCF...
 
2017-05-18 12:49:50 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Recoil Therapy: Very quick & very dirty/ugly....

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Just saw it in the window, knew you hadda have it.


Me?  PH is the one with the (very quickly found) timely pictures

_/Actually kind of surprised that he didn't make one when he made/read the headline (it reads like his style, maybe sm...)
_/_/HL not mine for a change
_/_/_/25 pictures in my 'Fark ready' folder - 8 haven't been used/too political
_/V Quick pithy comments or long rambling stories, that's my schtick
V Roman numeralesque slashies too of course....
 
2017-05-18 01:22:55 PM  
Sad that I missed last night's game and I'll most likely miss tonight's game as well.

Even though it's still early in both series, these games are getting good!

Go Preds!
 
2017-05-18 01:40:46 PM  
Is last night's game over? Is it safe to come back in and cry?
 
2017-05-18 01:52:55 PM  

Recoil Therapy: OtherLittleGuy: Recoil Therapy: Very quick & very dirty/ugly....

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Just saw it in the window, knew you hadda have it.

Me?  PH is the one with the (very quickly found) timely pictures

_/Actually kind of surprised that he didn't make one when he made/read the headline (it reads like his style, maybe sm...)
_/_/HL not mine for a change
_/_/_/25 pictures in my 'Fark ready' folder - 8 haven't been used/too political
_/V Quick pithy comments or long rambling stories, that's my schtick
V Roman numeralesque slashies too of course....


Yep, this is my headline.  No timely pictures because I have no Photoshop or Paint skills and I've been at work since 6:30am.
_/I can make a decent gif from a You Tube video though
 
2017-05-18 02:26:38 PM  

Polish Hussar: Yep, this is my headline.  No timely pictures because I have no Photoshop or Paint skills and I've been at work since 6:30am.


And you think my Paint skills (shown off above...) are anything to brag about....?

Glad that yours' got picked.  I've been beginning to wonder if the Admins were doing a subtle troll on us (due to my biatching at them a couple of weeks ago about lousy headlines getting the green) & picking mine most days or if they genuinely thought that it was the best of the batch....

The ways of the 'Admin' clan are strange & mysterious & not for mortal man to understand apparently...

_/I can make a decent gif from a You Tube video though

Yes indeed you can....

_/Thought of a good SUP for you
_/_/Jake & Elwood in the Penguins (hey, it's even topical....small flash of insight there) office when she whips out the ruler & smacks them both rapidly on the head
_/_/_/sorry to hear that the interview/application didn't go the way it should have (neglected to mention it last night...)
_/V Better things around the corner I'm sure
 
2017-05-18 02:45:14 PM  
Badge post.  I wont be around.  Dopey Doggy from the other thread is getting put down tomorrow morning.  I'm going to spend the night cuddling her and making her last night as good as possible.

/it's not dusty in here.  These are real tears :(
 
2017-05-18 02:46:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: _/Thought of a good SUP for you
_/_/Jake & Elwood in the Penguins (hey, it's even topical....small flash of insight there) office when she whips out the ruler & smacks them both rapidly on the head.


That's a good idea.  I've been meaning to track down an Archie and Edith gif to make a "Stifle yourself, Pierre."
 
2017-05-18 02:47:43 PM  
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2017-05-18 03:03:31 PM  

abmoraz: Badge post.  I wont be around.  Dopey Doggy from the other thread is getting put down tomorrow morning.  I'm going to spend the night cuddling her and making her last night as good as possible.

/it's not dusty in here.  These are real tears :(


So very sorry, give her an extra hug from me.

GO PERDS AND FARK CANCER and canine degenerative neurological diseases
 
2017-05-18 03:13:55 PM  

abmoraz: Badge post.  I wont be around.  Dopey Doggy from the other thread is getting put down tomorrow morning.  I'm going to spend the night cuddling her and making her last night as good as possible.

/it's not dusty in here.  These are real tears :(


Sorry for your tomorrow, that last part always sucks. Mostly because all the rest is so great.
 
2017-05-18 03:38:37 PM  

sno man: abmoraz: Badge post.  I wont be around.  Dopey Doggy from the other thread is getting put down tomorrow morning.  I'm going to spend the night cuddling her and making her last night as good as possible.

/it's not dusty in here.  These are real tears :(

Sorry for your tomorrow, that last part always sucks. Mostly because all the rest is so great.


I've been sitting here trying to think of something (& remembering far too many who've crossed that rainbow bridge...) but that's perfect....
 
2017-05-18 04:23:14 PM  

abmoraz: Badge post.  I wont be around.  Dopey Doggy from the other thread is getting put down tomorrow morning.  I'm going to spend the night cuddling her and making her last night as good as possible.

/it's not dusty in here.  These are real tears :(


Fark needs a Hugs button. You take care. There will be Bergman hate and Pierre hushing when you're ready.
 
2017-05-18 04:25:05 PM  
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2017-05-18 04:48:47 PM  
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/Got Nothin'.
//Go Perds
 
2017-05-18 05:09:40 PM  
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2017-05-18 05:19:51 PM  

abmoraz: Badge post.  I wont be around.  Dopey Doggy from the other thread is getting put down tomorrow morning.  I'm going to spend the night cuddling her and making her last night as good as possible.

/it's not dusty in here.  These are real tears :(


Enjoy.  We're here if you need us.  Love her until the last minute.
 
2017-05-18 05:27:59 PM  
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2017-05-18 05:53:19 PM  
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2017-05-18 05:54:07 PM  
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2017-05-18 05:57:24 PM  
LET'S GO PERDS!
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/yes, the drinking has begun
 
2017-05-18 06:00:36 PM  
Also, RIP Chris Cornell.  One of the greatest voices of my generation.  Also one of the best concerts I've ever seen.

/threadjack
 
2017-05-18 06:00:57 PM  

andychrist420: LET'S GO PERDS!
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/yes, the drinking has begun


Lucky bastage.

/looked for my jeremiah weed vodka but couldn't find it.
 
2017-05-18 06:05:29 PM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: andychrist420: LET'S GO PERDS!
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/yes, the drinking has begun

Lucky bastage.

/looked for my jeremiah weed vodka but couldn't find it.


That sucks.  I've got my California weed and whisky right next to me.
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2017-05-18 06:08:14 PM  
Go Ducks.
In OT
I want seven games
 
2017-05-18 06:20:33 PM  
 
2017-05-18 06:24:23 PM  
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33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
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37)The goalie just said fark it and left!
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40)Why is this greenlit while tonight's games are still on?
 
2017-05-18 06:26:35 PM  

abmoraz: Badge post.  I wont be around.  Dopey Doggy from the other thread is getting put down tomorrow morning.  I'm going to spend the night cuddling her and making her last night as good as possible.

/it's not dusty in here.  These are real tears :(


*Internet hug*
 
2017-05-18 06:31:48 PM  

buckeyebrain: Your amusing satire of the day:

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/ron-maclean-scheduled-to-finally-snap-on-this​-saturday-s-coach-s-corner-1.4121887


Can't wait to see it.  Also, canoe pursuit.  Lol
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2017-05-18 06:35:21 PM  

buckeyebrain: Your amusing satire of the day:

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/ron-maclean-scheduled-to-finally-snap-on-this​-saturday-s-coach-s-corner-1.4121887


To be fair, it has been one hell of a long time coming....
 
2017-05-18 06:43:29 PM  

Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: Your amusing satire of the day:

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/ron-maclean-scheduled-to-finally-snap-on-this​-saturday-s-coach-s-corner-1.4121887

To be fair, it has been one hell of a long time coming....


Maclean v. Cherry fight?
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2017-05-18 06:49:37 PM  

andychrist420: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: Your amusing satire of the day:

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/ron-maclean-scheduled-to-finally-snap-on-this​-saturday-s-coach-s-corner-1.4121887

To be fair, it has been one hell of a long time coming....

Maclean v. Cherry fight?
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They could probably retire the national debt up there if it was on PPV...
 
2017-05-18 06:56:02 PM  

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: Your amusing satire of the day:

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/ron-maclean-scheduled-to-finally-snap-on-this​-saturday-s-coach-s-corner-1.4121887

To be fair, it has been one hell of a long time coming....

Maclean v. Cherry fight?
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They could probably retire the national debt up there if it was on PPV...


It'd be half of their GDP
 
2017-05-18 07:04:46 PM  

andychrist420: Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: Your amusing satire of the day:

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/ron-maclean-scheduled-to-finally-snap-on-this​-saturday-s-coach-s-corner-1.4121887

To be fair, it has been one hell of a long time coming....

Maclean v. Cherry fight?
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They could probably retire the national debt up there if it was on PPV...

It'd be half of their GDP


In the 45 min since the original post & a half hour since mine on the subject... I notice that there are no Canuckleheads denying anything that we're saying.....
 
2017-05-18 07:12:24 PM  

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: Your amusing satire of the day:

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/ron-maclean-scheduled-to-finally-snap-on-this​-saturday-s-coach-s-corner-1.4121887

To be fair, it has been one hell of a long time coming....

Maclean v. Cherry fight?
[img.fark.net image 850x531]

They could probably retire the national debt up there if it was on PPV...

It'd be half of their GDP

In the 45 min since the original post & a half hour since mine on the subject... I notice that there are no Canuckleheads denying anything that we're saying.....


They haven't finished their poutine yet.  There's nothing worse than a greasy keyboard.  Except wasted poutine.

/they're sorry
//but they want to see it too
 
2017-05-18 07:12:55 PM  

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2017-05-18 07:27:16 PM  
It's 4:20.  You know what that means.

/40 minutes until gametime
//what? andychist1 through 419 were taken
///I never used to get high while working tech support.
 
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