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(Zero Hedge)   Don't worry, EVERYTHING'S FINE   ( divider line
    More: Creepy, Bank, total exposure, derivatives, Trillion Dollars Derivatives, Total Assets, current credit exposure, U.S. commercial banks, Asset  
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2017-05-18 08:43:46 AM  
Welcome to Zero Hedge, the Daily Fail of finance.
2017-05-18 09:04:22 AM  
Good thing Trumpy and Munchkin are loosening bank regulations, right?

2017-05-18 10:50:26 AM  
Zero hedge said it well now I question if there are even banks or derivatives.
2017-05-18 10:50:31 AM  
Notional amount is not exposure.
2017-05-18 10:56:20 AM
2017-05-18 11:17:05 AM  
"Bank of America customer, we're not having any problems"
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2017-05-18 11:28:29 AM  
Anyone who listens to financial and economic opinions from multiple people calling themselves Tyler Durden needs some help.

I mean, if it was Keyser Söze I'd understand. That motherfarker's smart.
2017-05-18 11:51:25 AM  
You'd think someone calling their blog "zero hedge" would understand taking both sides of an event outcome.
2017-05-18 12:40:23 PM  

Rustico: Notional amount is not exposure.

Yeah, jumping to the sensationalist number without acknowledging this pretty much destroys any credibility with anyone with any understanding of the markets.  This group, of course, doesn't include everyone's derp-posting uncle who will be emailing this out en masse.
2017-05-18 03:00:51 PM  
please for the love of god stop linking to
2017-05-18 07:20:06 PM  

moothemagiccow: please for the love of god stop linking to

It's gotta come back down some time.  It's the nature of the beast.
2017-05-19 02:37:39 PM  
Zero Hedge, predicting 20 of the last 2 recessions. They usually start out identifying a legitimate issue, then go completely off the deep end predicting the end of the entire financial system. Every single day.
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