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(TSN)   And the playoff grind continues over the border up to Ottawa who'll host Pittsburgh @ 8pmET. Will the Sens apologize for curbstomping the Penguins? Will the Penguins bring lots of hot dogs to throw to the fans? Will we have new 'soon' memes? SUP   ( tsn.ca) divider line
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2017-05-17 09:28:56 AM  
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2017-05-17 09:30:25 AM  
My last work-until-7pm day for the next three months!  GO HOCKEY!
 
2017-05-17 09:37:30 AM  
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2017-05-17 10:08:55 AM  
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2017-05-17 12:06:02 PM  
{Pithy comment about Sens/Pens inserted here...}
 
2017-05-17 12:08:45 PM  
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2017-05-17 12:27:52 PM  
La la la, I can't hear you until after choir rehearsal!!!
 
2017-05-17 12:31:23 PM  
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GO BERNUS HOCKEY!
 
2017-05-17 01:44:02 PM  
Hide the hot dogs! Phil Kessel is coming back to Canada!

Go Sens!
 
2017-05-17 01:55:33 PM  

Recoil Therapy: {Pithy comment about Sens/Pens inserted here...}


{Out-of-context GIF of Brittany Snow looking at Anna Kendrick}
 
2017-05-17 02:12:24 PM  
AND NOW!!  Lagavulin and Outback Steakhouse Present!

The Official FARK Johnny Sex Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fansMargot time!
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)SatanBergman.jpg
35)The first cup of Goonjuice in the evening
36)Danger Zone!
37)The goalie just said fark it and left!
38)PING!
39)GameOn!!.jpg
40)Why is this greenlit while tonight's games are still on?
 
2017-05-17 02:40:15 PM  
C'mon quiet work night, want to try and get some hockey watching in from the office tonight.
 
2017-05-17 02:47:29 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Recoil Therapy: {Pithy comment about Sens/Pens inserted here...}

{Out-of-context GIF of Brittany Snow looking at Anna Kendrick}


{looking for fairness - pretty much everyone looks at Anna Kendrick that way so that .gif is pretty much contextual for most all situations}
 
2017-05-17 02:58:02 PM  
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2017-05-17 03:06:43 PM  
Are we there yet?
 
2017-05-17 03:17:00 PM  
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2017-05-17 03:21:58 PM  
Fark both teams. Fark you. Fark Arby's for having on a shiate pop station on the speakers. Fark the dude in the Benz SUV that took up 3 spaces at the Arby's. Fark cancer. Fark Pee Hair.

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2017-05-17 03:51:27 PM  
When did the Sens curb stomp the Penguins?
 
2017-05-17 03:56:33 PM  
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2017-05-17 04:06:26 PM  
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2017-05-17 04:20:59 PM  
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2017-05-17 05:33:32 PM  
Another wonky night for me. Hopefully I'll be able to sneak in during the 3rd period. Then again, the Sens are involved. OT feels highly probable. Like "Bonino scores the game winner in the 12th minute of double overtime" probable.

\gunning for a wizard hat
 
2017-05-17 05:50:20 PM  

*HONK*

*HONK*

*HONK*

LET'S GO PENS!

 
2017-05-17 05:53:10 PM  
Wrapped up a project early today so got to playing with Photoshop and a free gif builder called Screen To Gif... It's a little rough, but hey first attempt.
Kessel making a run...
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2017-05-17 05:57:34 PM  
And it lost a couple of frames at the end and introduced a couple of weird artifacts... oh well, you get the gist.

ALSO GO MARLIES!!! Game 7 back in Syracuse (which I'm a little nervous about, they've not won there yet) No time like the present to get over that though!
 
2017-05-17 06:04:13 PM  
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2017-05-17 07:04:24 PM  
Crap, now I want hot dogs.
 
2017-05-17 07:29:22 PM  

cyberbenali: Crap, now I want hot dogs.


That was going to be my dinner, at a track meet, but they ran out. That's just unamerican, dammit.

I settled for chilaquiles of sorts at home
 
2017-05-17 07:31:39 PM  
SOON:
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2017-05-17 07:33:05 PM  
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2017-05-17 07:39:59 PM  
A mew SOON meme would mean actually opening my laptop, alas. Only have so much get up and go at the moment
 
2017-05-17 07:40:31 PM  
SOONER:
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2017-05-17 07:43:29 PM  
2-1 after 1 in Syracuse for the Marlies (!)
 
2017-05-17 07:44:52 PM  
Greetings fellow hockey Farkers!
Beer league well keep me away, but might make it back for the tail end of the third or any bonus hockey which may occur.
Here's hoping Sens grind hotdog man and Cindy down and beachball Fleury makes a return
 
2017-05-17 07:45:42 PM  

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Shawinigan handshake.... nice.
 
2017-05-17 07:46:34 PM  
AVANT LES SENATEURS!!!!
 
2017-05-17 07:47:05 PM  

sno man: Ronin Around: [img.fark.net image 464x343]

Shawinigan handshake.... nice.


I prefer this version:
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2017-05-17 07:48:59 PM  

LET'S GO PENS!!!!

 
2017-05-17 07:51:03 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Ronin Around: [img.fark.net image 464x343]

Shawinigan handshake.... nice.

I prefer this version:
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Where would one find that?!? That's a thing I'd be all over trying..
 
2017-05-17 07:51:39 PM  

cyberbenali: Crap, now I want hot dogs.


That was Tuesday, and on Saturday.
 
2017-05-17 07:53:01 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Ronin Around: [img.fark.net image 464x343]

Shawinigan handshake.... nice.

I prefer this version:
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Haven't seen that one before. How is it?
 
2017-05-17 07:55:38 PM  

sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Ronin Around: [img.fark.net image 464x343]

Shawinigan handshake.... nice.

I prefer this version:
[www.postcity.com image 619x415]

Where would one find that?!? That's a thing I'd be all over trying..


It's a Quebec brewery, but I've seen it a few times out here in Vancouver.
https://troududiable.com/bieres/shawinigan-handshake/?lang=en
Check your local craft beer store. You may be able to get it through the provincial liquor store, or find where it is through the LCBO
 
2017-05-17 07:56:28 PM  
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2017-05-17 07:58:09 PM  
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2017-05-17 07:58:34 PM  

Ronin Around: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Ronin Around: [img.fark.net image 464x343]

Shawinigan handshake.... nice.

I prefer this version:
[www.postcity.com image 619x415]

Haven't seen that one before. How is it?


Strong wheat beer, with a higher amount of hops than your average Weisse. Not bad, but I definitely bought it because of the name and the label. Damn you, evil marketing bastards!
 
2017-05-17 07:59:02 PM  

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2017-05-17 08:00:28 PM  
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
 
2017-05-17 08:01:37 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Ronin Around: [img.fark.net image 464x343]

Shawinigan handshake.... nice.

I prefer this version:
[www.postcity.com image 619x415]

Where would one find that?!? That's a thing I'd be all over trying..

It's a Quebec brewery, but I've seen it a few times out here in Vancouver.
https://troududiable.com/bieres/shawinigan-handshake/?lang=en
Check your local craft beer store. You may be able to get it through the provincial liquor store, or find where it is through the LCBO


Had a feeling that would be from Quebec, but actually Shawinigan, that's gold Jerry. It's not in the LCBO's around here, but I'd bet the Ottawa ones would have it, and I'm there for Canada Day!
 
2017-05-17 08:01:46 PM  
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2017-05-17 08:02:11 PM  
Dear Hockey Gods,

I don't ask for much...well, other than Montreal to never win another Cup; but please. Please. PLEASE!!!!

Rid us of the awful and absolutely horrid display that is the Ottawa Senators. This team drags the league down.

Thanks,

FV

/p.s. want a beer?
 
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