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(NBC News)   Have you been craving sugary, candy-colored, magical food items since the Unicorn Frappuccino went away? Well, hold onto your lucky charms, General Mills has some good news   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Lucky Charms, Biz Markie, General Mills, Lucky Charms marshmallows, marshmallow-only Lucky Charms, rapper Biz Markie, Specially-marked rainbow boxes, social media promo  
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2017-05-17 08:33:10 AM  
You don't need both feet, anyway.
2017-05-17 11:18:02 AM  
"They're diabetically delicious!"
2017-05-17 12:26:07 PM  
With my kind of luck this would be the only thing I ever win in my life.
2017-05-17 12:27:33 PM  
I would love to win 10,000 boxes of these! Wait, I can only win one? WTF!

Why can't I just buy this diabetes in a box?
2017-05-17 01:31:07 PM  
Look what i found in my box!
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2017-05-17 01:42:53 PM  
A few years ago I bought a couple of bags of cereal marsh mellows from think geek for my sister. She thought it was the best gift ever and still tells people about it.
2017-05-17 02:56:57 PM  
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Thanks, Trump's FDA!
2017-05-17 05:33:09 PM  
Or just buy it from here

Only Cereal Marshmallows
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2017-05-17 05:57:15 PM  
I already won, it's real folks!

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2017-05-17 07:57:39 PM  
I once had a room mate who always ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms .
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2017-05-17 11:09:32 PM  
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2017-05-17 11:32:34 PM  
Marketers sure do love the "enter code on website to win" promotions. Back in my day, we found out we didn't win just by looking in the box. Now you have to "visit our website" and "like us on facebook" and "create an account" and "sign in" and "enter your name, address, personal cell phone number, email address, you consent to receive email offers from time to time". You still won't win but now you have the perk of being spammed for your efforts.
2017-05-17 11:58:51 PM  
So how long after the contest ends will see someone selling their box on Ebay for stupid money?
2017-05-18 01:10:55 AM  
Every time I even think about Lucky Charms, I keep hearing Rick & Morty, in what is arguably one of my top five favorite bits of that whole show.

"Oh, my God - I see demons! I SEE DEMONS!" (NSFW)
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