FARK.com: (958193) New chocolate gives people orgasms. "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation that I'm coming like a racehorse"

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(Nerve)		New chocolate gives people orgasms. "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation that I'm coming like a racehorse" (nerve.com)		108
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Stars_At_Night		2004-05-18 08:41:15 AM

orgasms are great... I could really go for one right about now

/looks around for some special chocolate

bhamv		2004-05-18 08:46:47 AM

Totally unrelated, but I really want a Peppermint Patty right now.

cbm5		2004-05-18 08:49:32 AM

Blech, I hate York Peppermint Patties. The gooey "creme" inside looks like thick, minty...uh...oh I see now.

Avocet		2004-05-18 08:51:44 AM

as if internet geeks weren't horny enough.

VirtualMoonpie		2004-05-18 08:53:25 AM

What?!? No one even mentions the development of robotic prostitutes???

bludstone		2004-05-18 08:56:49 AM

So, how do I order it?

cbm5		2004-05-18 09:01:56 AM

These new chocolate bars merely bypass the intermediate step of giving the chocolate to some undeserving woman.

MandM		2004-05-18 09:06:12 AM

mmmmmm, chocolate

oh God, oh God, chooooccccooolllaatteee!

Mr_Fabulous		2004-05-18 09:09:33 AM

What WHAT what?

WTF?

If this is true, I am very pleased. That is all.

JeffA		2004-05-18 09:10:03 AM

I, for one, welcome the new robotic prostitute overlords ...

/Sorry

cunning_linguist_dc		2004-05-18 09:13:03 AM

"correct me if i'm wrong, but this sounds like a psychotropic response..."

/wheaton to judd in "the game"

"what's goingh on in the pre-frontal cortex ? whatever this thing is, it must feel pretty good !"

/'nuff said

Mr_Fabulous		2004-05-18 09:16:34 AM

cunning_linguist
That's funny as hell...I thought of the same thing.

Wil...you out there, bud? Were you thinking the same thing?

salty2		2004-05-18 09:17:10 AM

Mackerel-97		2004-05-18 09:17:34 AM

Great, just what the United States needs... a bunch of fat chocolate junkies running around having orgasms all over the place...

Queen's New York... one big frikin human wave pool.

ornithopter		2004-05-18 09:17:48 AM

Hahahaha, and I'm going to London in a couple of weeks!

Alchemist93		2004-05-18 09:31:14 AM

"Neo, we don't have to talk about the Matrix. We can talk about our favorite bands, girls that have eaten chocolate instead of having sex with us, ummm... the Matrix."

/"Clerks" cartoon=The Shiat; choc is good, but never settle for less than the real thing.

JeffF		2004-05-18 09:32:48 AM

2004-05-18 01:07:23 AM jbc
What's this I hear about biting into Peppermint Patty and causing orgasms?

That's Marcie, not Peppermint Patty. This is Peppermint Patty:

But your comment was funny regardless!

Lipspinach		2004-05-18 09:35:39 AM

I think the phrase is :pissing like a racehorse."

X-Wing		2004-05-18 09:35:54 AM

It also comes in cake form.

dynamicdog		2004-05-18 09:41:07 AM

BloodyPuppy
>to prove the point,a single serving salami contains 100x the level of the same "orgasm" chemicals.
That is one funny a$$ sentence. Personally, I don't eat that much chocolate.

/hand operated

Thorongil		2004-05-18 09:42:48 AM

Soma anyone?

Farkette_Gone_Wild		2004-05-18 09:45:08 AM

JeffF, Marcie is rumored to be a lesbian. Perhaps she's all atingle at the thought of biting into Peppermint Patty?

Farkette_Gone_Wild		2004-05-18 09:46:10 AM

Now all we need is this choclate shaped like erm, toys, and then we've REALLY got something then!

nectar_of_the_goddess		2004-05-18 09:54:27 AM

I thought I was the chocolate that gives people orgasms?

/I'll be here all week!

RobW		2004-05-18 09:54:48 AM

The European Federation of Sexology Conference was in my town, and I missed it??!?!

Damn!

acurus		2004-05-18 09:55:16 AM

3rd story...

"Though sex has been an integral part of mainstream film since its inception, the act has for the most part been relegated to simulation and inference only. After all, why would mainstream cinema need truly explicit and real sex acts on screen? That's why there's pornography! But Michael Winterbottom, director of the 1996 film "Jude", thinks it's time that copulation gets its due on the silver screen. His new movie "Nine Songs" premiered at Cannes yesterday and is the most explicit film in the history of British cinema. The audience got to see scenes of full-frontal oral sex, ejaculation and good ol' fashioned (and quite real) sex, reports The Guardian. "I had been thinking for a while about the fact that most cinematic love stories miss out on the physical relationship, and if it is indicated at all everyone knows it is fake. Books deal explicitly with sex, as they do with any other subject. Cinema has been extremely conservative and prudish. I wanted to go to the opposite extreme and show a relationship only through sex. Part of the point of making the film was to say, 'What's wrong with showing sex?'" Winterbottom said. "Nine Songs" focuses on a young couple, and consists of scenes of them having sex mixed with scenes of popular bands playing such as Franz Ferdinand and Super Furry Animals. more... "

I thought it was called acting.

Beast		2004-05-18 09:57:38 AM

Hungry? Grab a Snickers and drop the knickers...

Someday, eating liver will will give us lots of iron in our diet!
Someday, eating carrots will give you beta carotine!

Eat right, and you'll have the right vitamins in your diet, therefore, your body will produce the necessary hormones for such things. Adding chemicals to the mix just confuses things.

x:\what_the_deuce\farktastic>givemeabreak.exe

GuinnessDrinker		2004-05-18 09:59:23 AM

Great, now women are going to have one less reason to need us men. Pretty soon we're all going to be extinct.

/if vibrators could mow the lawn...

revscat		2004-05-18 10:02:10 AM

Is that Frank Lloyd Wright glass behind The Merovingian?

indicio		2004-05-18 10:03:38 AM

I remember reading a short article in Omni Magazine years ago, about a drug used to treat some mental disorder that caused the person taking the drug to have an orgasm when they yawned. Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwnnn oooooooooo snore.

SpillyFarker		2004-05-18 10:19:17 AM

Can someone post the article text for those of us behind Websense?

Webgrunt		2004-05-18 10:36:29 AM

DaneelOlivaw

If you are FARKing from work and your company has WebSense installed, this site will be blocked when you try to access it, and the fact that you tried to access a blocked site will be logged for perusal at your system administrator's leisure.

At my company, if we get a few WebSense hits a month it's OK, but if we start getting too many then we have to have a little chat with the boss about company policy on internet usage.

spacewarp		2004-05-18 10:38:53 AM

Wow! It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

geofreak		2004-05-18 10:46:44 AM

"I still jerk off manually" ~ The Dude

GlassFantasy		2004-05-18 10:47:28 AM

Thanks for the info Webgrunt!

winger999....life sounds perfect to me! It's tailholes like goat see that make it hard on us working folks who try to keep a clean cache!

xeriph		2004-05-18 10:50:54 AM

Isn't it "Pissing like a racehorse" or "i have to piss like a racehorse." someone has been watching to much animal porn....

Ant		2004-05-18 10:58:18 AM

2004-05-18 09:17:34 AM Mackerel-97

Great, just what the United States needs... a bunch of fat chocolate junkies running around having orgasms all over the place...

Silly Mackerel. Don't you know that a chocolate bar that causes orgasms would never in a million years see the light of day in the US. What would the fundies think if their God-fearin' kids could just pop off to the store for a chocolate induced orgasm?

Ant		2004-05-18 10:59:28 AM

whoops. </i>

smorrison		2004-05-18 11:06:07 AM

2004-05-18 01:07:23 AM jbc
What's this I hear about biting into Peppermint Patty and causing orgasms?

That was Marcie, Pepperment Pattie's "life partner"

:)

Ant		2004-05-18 11:11:20 AM

2004-05-18 10:48:29 AM emt92339

Too bad ... we have web sense and it didnt block Goat_see's post

I too am now scared for life

Please tell me he didn't post that... that... thing. I'm glad I didn't see it (again)

HOLDEN MAGROIN		2004-05-18 11:21:41 AM

doccm9 and jbc;

two of the funniest posts - EVER!

hand clamped over my mouth to keep from screaming with laughter!!! fer real.

- my coworkers thank you.

uvahoo		2004-05-18 11:30:52 AM

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biffman		2004-05-18 11:40:08 AM

You_buttered-your-Greek...

Now now, don't go blaming poor Sasha (Shulgin) for the across the board ban on Phenylethylamines by the Man.
The government came down hard on his ass after he had published Pihkal (and later Tihkal)and shut him down and threw the book at him. Not because that what he was doing wasn't legitimate research in a way, but the fact that he publicized it to the masses.

ednyc		2004-05-18 11:40:15 AM

"..he look like a broke-ass sexual chocolate.."

Wormowitz		2004-05-18 11:57:44 AM

You_buttered is right: PEA doesn't do a damn thing when taken orally because it's metabolized too quickly. No amount of chocolate will overcome this:

http://www.erowid.org/library/books_online/pihkal/pihkal142.shtml

CNV		2004-05-18 11:58:08 AM

"Ewww wooo wooo...What would you do for a klondike bar?"

SKEET!

Kinda puts a new meaning to a Butterfinger huh?

BigNick		2004-05-18 12:03:23 PM

Patty likes it when I eat her after eating peppermints, but she objects when I bite.

/not in York, but just up the road.

PT Dame		2004-05-18 12:06:35 PM

Indicio

I think it was sneezing that caused the orgasm
Pass the pepper please

UncleFriendly		2004-05-18 12:58:41 PM

"Coming" like a racehorse? What's with the morans submitting headlines today?
It's "pissing."

Russ		2004-05-18 01:24:44 PM

Great, so the legions of frustrated women will instead be glassy-eyed, vaguely amused overweight PK Dick wireheads... the orgasmatron would be a better idea, at least it would keep them off the streets...

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