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(Hanooki.com)   Court orders jobless man to pay $2,500 for stealing $0.80   (times.hankooki.com) divider line 58
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2004-05-16 03:33:47 PM
I'd just steal some board games and pay in Monopoly money.
 
2004-05-16 04:15:33 PM
MMMHP: Considering that the worth of each monopoly bill is probably 1/1000th of a cent, thats quite a few farking monopoly games.
 
2004-05-16 04:15:46 PM
So? Don't friggin steal.
 
2004-05-16 04:16:32 PM
If he thinks that's bad, he hasn't lived in Saudi Arabia.
 
2004-05-16 04:17:08 PM
Actually, its (give or take) 250,000,000 of those little bills. Anybody know (roughly) how many come in a game?
 
2004-05-16 04:17:12 PM
Those insensitive uncivilized Koreans !!

It will be much more just to do like in the US and lock him in for 10 to 30 years.
 
2004-05-16 04:18:21 PM
"`Weve decided to punish the accused with a fine only since he committed the crime accidentally with no premeditation just because he had no bus fare, presiding judge Lee Kon-bae said."

Sorry officer, I accidently broke into those vehicles. I didn't mean to, really. Oh yeah, about the fifty dead bodies buried in my back yard, I accidently did that also.
 
2004-05-16 04:22:20 PM
He didn't pick up 80 cents from the ground. He broke into people's cars. Screw him.
 
2004-05-16 04:24:14 PM
Fining an ex-con for breaking into cars for some bloody bus fare? Screw him. People whose first instinct is to break into cars deserve no pity.
 
2004-05-16 04:44:09 PM
Stealing is stealing, he gets what he deserves.

He should just be glad he didn't get his hand chopeed off. Farking thieves.
 
2004-05-16 04:53:06 PM


Of course steal billions and you get to relax by the pool in your Tuscany village and wake up every morning in a bed full of Italian supermodels...
 
2004-05-16 05:04:58 PM
GravyForTheBrain: I think you're getting your corrupt millionaire executives mixed up.
 
2004-05-16 05:21:04 PM
Why did this get an asinine tag?
Don't steal!
 
2004-05-16 05:21:24 PM
Do the crime, pay the time.
 
2004-05-16 05:24:49 PM
Hey judge, if I had $2500 would I be stealing $.80?
 
2004-05-16 05:25:40 PM
If you steal 80 cents, it isn't stealing? What's next...if you steal from a rich person because you are more poor than he his, is it justified?? Maybe the poorer you are, the less fine/sentence you deserve?
 
2004-05-16 05:30:26 PM
the fact that the guys burglary was not profitable makes it no less a crime, just makes him that much more an idiot...
 
2004-05-16 05:33:21 PM
Fark him, He was breaking into cars and stealing.
Rot...
 
2004-05-16 05:43:40 PM
Why the Asinine tag?
I say the judge is a
Don't steal!
 
2004-05-16 05:45:29 PM
Why is this asinine? The guy was stealing, trying to steal more, damaging property, and a basic criminal.

America goes too easy on criminals
 
2004-05-16 05:46:49 PM
Maybe he can write a check to pay the fine.
 
2004-05-16 05:47:04 PM
So many people in this thread so unaware of one of the basic principles of civilisation - punishment in proportion to the crime.

Try to imagine an example that's closer to home - you speed, you get slapped with a $2500 fine. I'm guessing you'd be whining your ass off.
 
2004-05-16 05:48:07 PM
Hmm, saw a headline like this once that was just about as stupid.

"FURNITURE DRIVE FOR HOMELESS LAUNCHED!!"

/thanks for the ottoman.
 
2004-05-16 05:48:53 PM
Thanks for the tip - Mary Poppins. But when somebody breaks into my car and starts taking shiat - I want the book thrown at the jerk.
 
2004-05-16 05:52:06 PM
Do they really think he'll pay the fine? If he had $2500 he wouldn't have stolen 80 cents. Not that he doesn't deserve punishment.
 
2004-05-16 05:52:33 PM
I don't agree with him breaking into a car for the money, but come on people. It was only 80 freaking cents for bus fare.
 
2004-05-16 05:58:29 PM
Court orders jobless man to pay $2,500 for stealing 80

Must've been a liberal.
 
2004-05-16 06:02:54 PM
I think the S.O.B. got off easy.. If I caught someone breaking into my car he's gonna receive $.80 worth of lead.

There is no excuse for such actions !! You can hold your hand out on the sidewalk and get more money than that..

/ goes back to polishing his rocket launcher
 
2004-05-16 06:10:02 PM
palehorse95: since you've indicated premeditation here, i trust you will have no problem when the judge attaches the catchphrase "without the possibility of parole" to the fallout from YOUR 'spending '$.80 worth of lead'.
 
2004-05-16 06:10:26 PM
If I caught someone breaking into my car he's gonna receive $.80 worth of lead.

I'd reply to that but I'm still dizzy from hitting my head on your enormous cock. You are one bad ass motherfarker. I bow before your enormuos cockitude.
 
2004-05-16 06:15:27 PM
Did your hear that sound?

It sounded like the Enron execs exiting out the back door...
 
2004-05-16 06:20:51 PM
"Help stop Change Thieves before they stop YOU......from stealing your change...that you....left there"
 
2004-05-16 06:31:19 PM
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

Anatole France
 
2004-05-16 06:38:00 PM
I wonder if they were ass pennies
 
2004-05-16 07:04:19 PM
It wasn't just the theft here. he broke into those cars. Obviously causing damage to the vehicles.
 
2004-05-16 07:08:29 PM
SpiderMonkey,
Try to imagine an example that's closer to home - you speed, you get slapped with a $2500 fine. I'm guessing you'd be whining your ass off.


yeah, stealing from cars and driving fast in your car are the same thing
 
2004-05-16 07:10:54 PM
This is such a misleeding title. The fine isnt for stealing 0.80 cause I dont think anyone cared about that. Its for breaking into cars and damaging property. I think he got off easy.
 
2004-05-16 07:15:57 PM
ShrockStar - he stole a car? Last I checked he stole less than a dollar.
 
2004-05-16 07:45:20 PM
Dispossessed persons everywhere get the hint - Don't steal currency, procure the means of production.
 
2004-05-16 08:15:39 PM
SpiderMonkey

No, he stole FROM a car. FROM. Very important word there.

Have to read all the words. Each one has meaning.
 
2004-05-16 08:33:43 PM
Jean Valjean surrenders. Inspector Javert takes notes.
 
2004-05-16 08:45:27 PM
SchrockStar yeah, stealing from cars and driving fast in your car are the same thing

Break the speed limit and you're driving unsafely. Driving a car is incredibly dangerous and a responsibility not to be taken lightly. Someone driving 20 over the speed limit because they're late to work has the potential to do a hell of a lot more damage than breaking a window and grabbing 80 cents.
 
2004-05-16 08:51:33 PM
yeah, stealing from cars and driving fast in your car are the same thing

Petty theft has the potential to cause a lot less damage than does reckless driving. If he damaged the cars, then I would expect that he would be charged with vandalism as well as petty theft. I wouldn't want someone stealing anything out of my car, but I'd rather spend time in prison than pay a $2500 fine.
 
2004-05-16 09:09:14 PM
I was short buschange once so I panhandled for about 90 seconds and I had enough.
 
2004-05-16 09:12:09 PM
Let the homeless dude give hummers on the highway till he can pay the fine.

/hey boy
 
2004-05-16 09:33:45 PM
Let the homeless dude give hummers on the highway till he can pay the fine.

Hummers are like $80,000US each. How's he going to... oh.
 
2004-05-16 10:17:27 PM
No Such Agency

Bravo!
 
2004-05-16 10:23:45 PM
Looks like the over/under on this one is whether you've ever had somebody bust your window to get your pocket change. $2,500 is fair.
 
2004-05-16 11:53:21 PM
And I am Javert
Do not forget my name!
Do not forget me, 24601.
 
2004-05-17 12:10:53 AM
A fark headline that actually shows an ounce of compassion for a jobless thief? OMFGLOL!!!!!

What's the matter, the dumbass tag got broken?
 
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