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2017-04-21 12:06:59 PM  
Can I get a Fillet of Fish, with a side of plankton fries, some sea greens, and protein from the sea?
 
2017-04-21 12:20:37 PM  
Lemee have a soylent green, with extra people.
...and a large! orange! drink!
 
2017-04-21 12:47:01 PM  
Stolen from the comments...
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2017-04-21 12:48:32 PM  
A better uniform:

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2017-04-21 01:00:46 PM  
REFILL REFILL REFILL
 
2017-04-21 01:03:36 PM  
Movies were great before the religious nutjobs took over.
 
2017-04-21 01:03:48 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: A better uniform:

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Not only one of my favorite movies, she was the first celebrity crush I had.
 
2017-04-21 01:26:26 PM  
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2017-04-21 01:39:46 PM  
if given a choice between living in the society in logans run or eating at mcdonalds, i'll choose the former

hell, i'd rather just watch logans run
 
2017-04-21 01:42:24 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: A better uniform:

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My Hydra is hailing her right now.
 
2017-04-21 01:43:58 PM  
I haven't seen Logan's Run since I was like, 7. shiat made no sense to me, but I did see some boobs. I should watch it again.
 
2017-04-21 02:06:51 PM  
Well, I have the unhappy meal. Extra order of fries.
 
2017-04-21 02:11:08 PM  
I've just had a Quarter Pounder meal so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/Don't judge me.
//No they weren't wearing these uniforms.
 
2017-04-21 02:21:05 PM  
img.fark.net
Regular storage procedure. The same as the other food. The other food stopped coming. And they started.
Logan:What other food?
Egg McMuffins, and Bic Macs, and Filet-o-fish from the sea. It's all here ready fresh as harvest day.   Egg McMuffins, and Bic Macs, and Filet-o-fish from the sea.  And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Egg McMuffins, and Bic Macs...
 
2017-04-21 02:22:54 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Movies were great before the religious nutjobs took over.


Yup. Pre-code films were cool!
 
2017-04-21 02:23:51 PM  
It's as though by some psychic miracle the designers of this clothing have channeled how the employees of McDonalds feel on a daily basis.
 
2017-04-21 02:59:09 PM  
Appropriate, as living on a steady diet of McDonalds food is a good way to avoid living past thirty.
 
2017-04-21 03:02:31 PM  
"Our new collections focus on comfort, fit, functionality and contemporary professionalism, delivering a uniform that crew and managers will feel comfortable to work in and proud to wear," Jez Langhorn, McDonald's Senior Director of HR, said in a statement.

Yeah, because when I think of McDonalds I think of "contemporary professionalism".img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 03:30:23 PM  

Stone Meadow: "Our new collections focus on comfort, fit, functionality and contemporary professionalism, delivering a uniform that crew and managers will feel comfortable to work in and proud to wear," Jez Langhorn, McDonald's Senior Director of HR, said in a statement.

Yeah, because when I think of McDonalds I think of "contemporary professionalism".[img.fark.net image 523x409]


They are franchises, so they are only as good as the franchisee. I've seen shiatty ones in North Carolina with fries that fell out of the boxes just laying on the floor during a rush, and I've seen ones in Washington state that are spotlessly clean and run like well-oiled machine. Just depends on if the franchise owner gives a shiat about how the operation is run.
 
2017-04-21 04:25:37 PM  
Am I the only one who wanted a Logan's Run expansion pack for Fallout 3?
 
2017-04-21 04:31:27 PM  

clancifer: Petit_Merdeux: A better uniform:

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 720x1080]

Not only one of my favorite movies, she was the first celebrity crush I had.


Here she is in 1981:
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And ig 1990
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And in 1998
img.fark.netAnd in 2006
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And in 2014
img.fark.netIf that's what "Brittish hot" means, sign me up.
 
2017-04-21 04:42:48 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Stone Meadow: "Our new collections focus on comfort, fit, functionality and contemporary professionalism, delivering a uniform that crew and managers will feel comfortable to work in and proud to wear," Jez Langhorn, McDonald's Senior Director of HR, said in a statement.

Yeah, because when I think of McDonalds I think of "contemporary professionalism".[img.fark.net image 523x409]

They are franchises, so they are only as good as the franchisee. I've seen shiatty ones in North Carolina with fries that fell out of the boxes just laying on the floor during a rush, and I've seen ones in Washington state that are spotlessly clean and run like well-oiled machine. Just depends on if the franchise owner gives a shiat about how the operation is run.


They OMG!  Fries on the floor during a rush!
 
2017-04-21 07:44:48 PM  

Dimensio: Appropriate, as living on a steady diet of McDonalds food is a good way to avoid living past thirty.


I'll have you know I'm 37!
 
2017-04-21 08:06:40 PM  

HempHead: Mad_Radhu: Stone Meadow: "Our new collections focus on comfort, fit, functionality and contemporary professionalism, delivering a uniform that crew and managers will feel comfortable to work in and proud to wear," Jez Langhorn, McDonald's Senior Director of HR, said in a statement.

Yeah, because when I think of McDonalds I think of "contemporary professionalism".[img.fark.net image 523x409]

They are franchises, so they are only as good as the franchisee. I've seen shiatty ones in North Carolina with fries that fell out of the boxes just laying on the floor during a rush, and I've seen ones in Washington state that are spotlessly clean and run like well-oiled machine. Just depends on if the franchise owner gives a shiat about how the operation is run.

They OMG!  Fries on the floor during a rushia


this was a LOT of fries. Way more than I'm used to seeing around where I live.
 
2017-04-21 08:18:34 PM  
The Logans Run tv show is available online:

https://archive.org/details/LogansRunSeries
 
2017-04-21 08:55:55 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: The Logans Run tv show is available online:

https://archive.org/details/LogansRunSeries


Given how much I loved the movie, I can't believe I never heard of this!  That is, until watching the first 60 seconds of one from your link. My god, that was horrible acting!
 
2017-04-21 10:44:47 PM  

fortheloveofgod: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: The Logans Run tv show is available online:

https://archive.org/details/LogansRunSeries

Given how much I loved the movie, I can't believe I never heard of this!  That is, until watching the first 60 seconds of one from your link. My god, that was horrible acting!


It was the 70's.  ;-) At least watch episode 5.  It was written by David Gerrold who got so mad with how it turned out he made them use the name Noah Ward ( no award ).  It has a time machine!!

I think pretty much all of the episodes were re-done Star Trek episodes.
 
2017-04-21 11:57:06 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: fortheloveofgod: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: The Logans Run tv show is available online:

https://archive.org/details/LogansRunSeries

Given how much I loved the movie, I can't believe I never heard of this!  That is, until watching the first 60 seconds of one from your link. My god, that was horrible acting!

It was the 70's.  ;-) At least watch episode 5.  It was written by David Gerrold who got so mad with how it turned out he made them use the name Noah Ward ( no award ).  It has a time machine!!

I think pretty much all of the episodes were re-done Star Trek episodes.


It was out when I was like 8, and I loved it. And so did my Dad. And then we bridged right on over Battlestar Galactica. Before either, my Dad would watch Planet of the Apes, anything. Movies, TV series. He loved those damned dirty apes.

But for me, I was just realizing that girls were magical creatures about the time that Jenny Agutter came along.
 
2017-04-21 11:58:21 PM  
It's nice to know this poor writer could take a uniform change at McDonalds and turn it into an entire article linking it to a sci-fi movie simply by matching the color scheme. I'm glad they made their deadline and are still employed.
 
2017-04-22 07:59:17 AM  

mainsail: Tr0mBoNe: Movies were great before the religious nutjobs took over.

Yup. Pre-code films were cool!


not sure if serious. jpg

 wasn't that a pre WW 2 thing?
 
2017-04-22 08:02:38 AM  

Surool: It's nice to know this poor writer could take a uniform change at McDonalds and turn it into an entire article linking it to a sci-fi movie simply by matching the color scheme. I'm glad they made their deadline and are still employed.


I enjoyed the trip down memory lane, I smiled a bit. Then read your comment and wondered if your palm was blinking red.
 
2017-04-22 10:58:51 AM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: mainsail: Tr0mBoNe: Movies were great before the religious nutjobs took over.

Yup. Pre-code films were cool!

not sure if serious. jpg

 wasn't that a pre WW 2 thing?


http://artsreformation.com/a001/hays-code.html

About 10 years before WW2.
 
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