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2017-04-21 12:50:46 PM  
99% of the powerpoint presentations I've seen are an attempt to teach morons common sense.  Your mileage may vary I guess.
 
2017-04-21 01:57:02 PM  

clodcomplex: 99% of the powerpoint presentations I've seen are an attempt to teach morons common sense.  Your mileage may vary I guess.


99% of the powerpoint presentations I've had to MAKE are an attempt to teach morons common sense.
 
2017-04-21 02:39:30 PM  
This means that it's possible to have a PowerPoint presentation that never ends. That man's a monster!
 
2017-04-21 02:43:07 PM  
This is, without question, the greatest thing I have seen in, well, the past few hours at least.

Seriously, this is utterly amazing in its WTFery.  It's like looking at a spreadsheet written in INTERCAL
 
2017-04-21 02:43:27 PM  
I just want to turn on my computer, find porn, and occasionally read the news. Is that too much to ask?
Powerpoint presentations annoy me because 99% of the time it's some asshole reading off the slides who doesn't really understand the material.
/I should know
//I've done it myself
 
2017-04-21 02:46:39 PM  
Next step is to write a PowerPoint compiler in PowerPoint.
 
2017-04-21 02:48:59 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: clodcomplex: 99% of the powerpoint presentations I've seen are an attempt to teach morons common sense.  Your mileage may vary I guess.

99% of the powerpoint presentations I've had to MAKE are an attempt to teach morons common sense.


99% of the powerpoint presentations I've had to watch have MADE me into a moron I swear.

/not the presenter's fault, usually - I know they rarely enjoy it either
//they've become an inexplicable and especially stupid part of business culture - sort of like endless meetings that get zero done yet still must happen
///I was known to be a moron from time to time before that crap, but still... the mind-numbing eternal presentations of doom <gibber gibber>
 
2017-04-21 02:58:19 PM  
You know what would be a funny April Fools thing for this website.

Cross tabs and combine random threads. The comment section for a news article about, say, PC gaming will be the same comment section for a Trump article.
 
2017-04-21 02:59:05 PM  
This is a lot like people building general purpose microprocessors in Minecraft, but more nerdy and a lot less fun.
 
2017-04-21 03:11:36 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: HMS_Blinkin: clodcomplex: 99% of the powerpoint presentations I've seen are an attempt to teach morons common sense.  Your mileage may vary I guess.

99% of the powerpoint presentations I've had to MAKE are an attempt to teach morons common sense.

99% of the powerpoint presentations I've had to watch have MADE me into a moron I swear.

/not the presenter's fault, usually - I know they rarely enjoy it either
//they've become an inexplicable and especially stupid part of business culture - sort of like endless meetings that get zero done yet still must happen
///I was known to be a moron from time to time before that crap, but still... the mind-numbing eternal presentations of doom <gibber gibber>


When the boss gets tired of seeing employees eyes' glaze over, power point gives the boss something to look at.  Heaven knows no one else is actually reading it or following along.
 
2017-04-21 03:39:15 PM  
Let's not forget the animation power of Excel...
 
2017-04-21 03:53:23 PM  
You could write a farking 3D video game in Powerpoint if you wanted to. VBA is still part of Office.
 
2017-04-21 04:47:03 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Next step is to write a PowerPoint compiler in PowerPoint.


Yo dawg..As you can see from our 13-point plan...We put yo powerpoint in your powerpoint so you can point out yo power's point....
 
2017-04-21 04:48:55 PM  

Russ1642: You could write a farking 3D video game in Powerpoint if you wanted to. VBA is still part of Office.


They used to have that sweet Easter egg top-down racing game built into excel. That was a blast back in high school computer class when everything else was restricted.
 
2017-04-21 04:50:03 PM  

Frank N Stein: You know what would be a funny April Fools thing for this website.

Cross tabs and combine random threads. The comment section for a news article about, say, PC gaming will be the same comment section for a Trump article.


That happens all the time anyway due to some asshole mentioning Trump in a thread that has nothing to do with him
 
2017-04-21 04:56:25 PM  

Russ1642: You could write a farking 3D video game in Powerpoint if you wanted to. VBA is still part of Office.


There were way too many pranks involving endless window alert loops back in the day...
 
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