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(The Smoking Gun)   Beat me, Whip me, Make me write checks   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2017-04-21 09:02:39 AM  
police search of Ward's phone turned up photos and videos of the client performing oral sex on Ward, sucking and rubbing her feet, and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

How the hell do you undress an oven?

Also, *hork*
 
2017-04-21 09:22:57 AM  
Ah...financial slavery.  I'll never get that particular kink in the BDSM toybox.
 
2017-04-21 10:07:01 AM  

bearded clamorer: police search of Ward's phone turned up photos and videos of the client performing oral sex on Ward, sucking and rubbing her feet, and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

How the hell do you undress an oven?

Also, *hork*


media-cdn.tripadvisor.com

Awwwww yeaaaahhhh....
 
2017-04-21 10:24:28 AM  
Whoop! Gig'em, Aggies!
 
2017-04-21 10:26:36 AM  

bearded clamorer: police search of Ward's phone turned up photos and videos of the client performing oral sex on Ward, sucking and rubbing her feet, and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

How the hell do you undress an oven?

Also, *hork*


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 10:26:46 AM  
It's "Beat me, spank me, make me write bad checks!"
I've seen Eating Raoul way too many times, know it practially word-for-word

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2017-04-21 10:29:20 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: bearded clamorer: police search of Ward's phone turned up photos and videos of the client performing oral sex on Ward, sucking and rubbing her feet, and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

How the hell do you undress an oven?

Also, *hork*

[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

Awwwww yeaaaahhhh....


Dude, NSFW.  What if my boss walked in when that was on my screen.
 
2017-04-21 10:29:28 AM  

Diogenes: Ah...financial slavery.  I'll never get that particular kink in the BDSM toybox.


I guess in some cases it is cheaper than marriage.  I don't understand it and the same goes for those "pay me money to ignore you phone lines." ummm why
 
2017-04-21 10:31:19 AM  
I don't begrudge anyone their kinks, but, personally....gross.
 
2017-04-21 10:32:27 AM  
If he wants to be physically and verbally abused and forced to do chores, why doesn't he just get married?
 
2017-04-21 10:33:43 AM  
"Beat me, kick me, call me 'Edna'".

/Guess you had to be there.
 
2017-04-21 10:36:41 AM  

bearded clamorer: police search of Ward's phone turned up photos and videos of the client performing oral sex on Ward, sucking and rubbing her feet, and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

How the hell do you undress an oven?

Also, *hork*


She's the size of an oven, not the household one, think commercial.
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2017-04-21 10:38:07 AM  
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2017-04-21 10:38:37 AM  

dittybopper: "Beat me, kick me, call me 'Edna'".

/Guess you had to be there.


'Beat me, whip me, make me cook Belgian Waffles.'

/Sunday breakfasts are always fun
 
2017-04-21 10:38:52 AM  
and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

Is that a euphemism for cleaning her fartbox
 
2017-04-21 10:39:57 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2017-04-21 10:42:58 AM  
Dominatrix Report by Moby at 11
Moby's Relationships with a Dominatrix and Prostitutes - @OpieRadio @JimNorton
Youtube 4ktOVlT8gf4
 
2017-04-21 10:43:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 10:49:51 AM  

Merltech: bearded clamorer: police search of Ward's phone turned up photos and videos of the client performing oral sex on Ward, sucking and rubbing her feet, and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

How the hell do you undress an oven?

Also, *hork*

She's the size of an oven, not the household one, think commercial.
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that is a cleaner and much sexier oven than the one in the article
 
2017-04-21 10:56:30 AM  
I have the weirdest boner for some reason
 
2017-04-21 10:57:23 AM  
The Smoking Gun still exists?

Also, ew.
 
2017-04-21 10:59:33 AM  
Economic domination is the most powerful kind
 
2017-04-21 11:00:29 AM  
I'll bet she has a greasy oven.

propertydrum.briefyourmarket.com
 
2017-04-21 11:01:57 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: It's "Beat me, spank me, make me write bad checks!"
I've seen Eating Raoul way too many times, know it practially word-for-word

[cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com image 850x591]


You doin' God's Work, son.
 
2017-04-21 11:03:55 AM  

Ooba Tooba: [img.fark.net image 301x293]


KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN MMMMM
 
2017-04-21 11:04:06 AM  
Well, that used to be my best pick up line subby...thanks for the nightmare.


The excuse for the fire extinguisher in my back pocket will my only line now...

AC/DC - Shot Down In Flames (Official Video)
Youtube UKwVvSleM6w
 
2017-04-21 11:04:12 AM  
Is this one of the little old ladies from The Producers?
 
2017-04-21 11:06:02 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 11:09:26 AM  

Diogenes: Ah...financial slavery.  I'll never get that particular kink in the BDSM toybox.


I get it.  A person rich enough and responsible financially enough for the welfare of others might get some stress relief by letting go control of their money.

Still think its absolutely nuts, but I can understand.   There are quite a few other kinks and fetishes that boggle my mind worse than this.
 
2017-04-21 11:10:13 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: It's "Beat me, spank me, make me write bad checks!"
I've seen Eating Raoul way too many times, know it practially word-for-word

[cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com image 850x591]


To Raoul!

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 11:10:24 AM  
She fancies herself a dominatrix, and she actually convinces people to pay her to treat them like dirt.  I'm not gonna judge, do whatever you like, etc. etc., but come on.  If you can make a living at that, you've got it made.  Don't screw it up by getting greedy.

There's a reason why the true professionals in this game never make the news.
 
2017-04-21 11:11:25 AM  
And Guys, she's single
 
2017-04-21 11:12:00 AM  

Ooba Tooba: [img.fark.net image 301x293]


REPORTED!!!!
/farking EW!!!
 
2017-04-21 11:16:21 AM  

Salmon: I'll bet she has a greasy oven.

[propertydrum.briefyourmarket.com image 457x356]


Are you sure that's not her colon?
 
2017-04-21 11:17:06 AM  

Ooba Tooba: [img.fark.net image 301x293]


Yer a bad person and you should feel bad cuz I frew up a little in my mouf.
 
2017-04-21 11:21:02 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: dittybopper: "Beat me, kick me, call me 'Edna'".

/Guess you had to be there.

'Beat me, whip me, make me cook Belgian Waffles.'

/Sunday breakfasts are always fun


I thought it was "Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards..."

/Best part of that movie: Kate Capshaw's character was unconscious for most of it: no screaming.
 
2017-04-21 11:34:18 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 11:43:24 AM  
216 HA more like 261
 
2017-04-21 11:45:42 AM  

Diogenes: Ah...financial slavery.  I'll never get that particular kink in the BDSM toybox.


Financial domination, technically, or findom. Sometimes goes hand-in-hand with intentional / requested blackmail.  Sometimes goes hand-in-hand with undesired blackmail as well.

Or so I've heard.
 
2017-04-21 11:50:12 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: bearded clamorer: police search of Ward's phone turned up photos and videos of the client performing oral sex on Ward, sucking and rubbing her feet, and undressing and cleaning the 5' 6", 216-pound dominatrix's oven.

How the hell do you undress an oven?

Also, *hork*

[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

Awwwww yeaaaahhhh....


69? No, my stove likes 409.
 
2017-04-21 12:16:06 PM  

Vaginosilicosis: Diogenes: Ah...financial slavery.  I'll never get that particular kink in the BDSM toybox.

I get it.  A person rich enough and responsible financially enough for the welfare of others might get some stress relief by letting go control of their money.

Still think its absolutely nuts, but I can understand.   There are quite a few other kinks and fetishes that boggle my mind worse than this.


why not go the sugar daddy route, younger hotter woman and I'm assuming more fun.
 
2017-04-21 12:17:54 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

Awwwww yeaaaahhhh....


Where the hell are the drip pans on that?

/ease of cleanup
 
2017-04-21 12:22:34 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: It's "Beat me, spank me, make me write bad checks!"
I've seen Eating Raoul way too many times, know it practially word-for-word

[cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com image 850x591]


Call me Sue.
 
2017-04-21 12:22:46 PM  
the smoking gun is still a thing? who knew?
 
2017-04-21 12:25:15 PM  

WTP 2: 216 HA more like 261


Maybe she's only 2-1/2 feet tall.
 
2017-04-21 12:25:30 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2017-04-21 12:26:44 PM  

Warrior Kermit: why not go the sugar daddy route


She rocked a number of worlds.  To each their own.
 
2017-04-21 12:37:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 12:40:01 PM  

Warrior Kermit: Vaginosilicosis: Diogenes: Ah...financial slavery.  I'll never get that particular kink in the BDSM toybox.

I get it.  A person rich enough and responsible financially enough for the welfare of others might get some stress relief by letting go control of their money.

Still think its absolutely nuts, but I can understand.   There are quite a few other kinks and fetishes that boggle my mind worse than this.

why not go the sugar daddy route, younger hotter woman and I'm assuming more fun.


I honestly think that's part of the kink for financial domination victims clients.   It ads to the experience since they are being forced to hand over money to a bridge troll and that would make any potential exposure much more devastating so they really get their humiliation boner on.

Not something I want to try out but I can wrap my head around it, unlike say, things to do with poop.
 
2017-04-21 12:40:35 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: It's "Beat me, spank me, make me write bad checks!"
I've seen Eating Raoul way too many times, know it practially word-for-word

[cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com image 850x591]


Eating Raol came out first but OP was commenting about his lost love Maureen.
 
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