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(WGNTV Chicago)   Why let the dog out, it only leads to being wrapped in a cable, hanging upside down, naked in a tree   ( wgntv.com) divider line
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2017-04-21 08:09:17 AM  
where's the repeat tag
 
2017-04-21 09:13:18 AM  
Worst Baha Men cover ever.
 
2017-04-21 09:53:34 AM  
Posted 6:00 AM, February 23, 2017, by Tribune Media Wire

Timely submission.

Also a repeat.
 
2017-04-21 09:54:56 AM  
Oh the old "I slipped and fell which caused me to lose all my clothing and hang from a tree by a cable" excuse.
 
2017-04-21 09:56:17 AM  
HEY YIPPIE-YI-YO!
 
2017-04-21 09:56:56 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: where's the repeat tag


Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Posted 6:00 AM, February 23, 2017, by Tribune Media Wire

Timely submission.

Also a repeat.


On to the next thread....
 
2017-04-21 09:58:05 AM  
Thank you, all above. I was clearly remembering a debate in a comments thread as to whether it should be 'butt naked' as quoted in the article, or 'buck naked' as is the usually common parlance, and swore it was in regards to this story.

Then I feared I'd blackout-imagined it and that I should stop drinking at work.

Cheers!
 
2017-04-21 09:58:35 AM  

nytmare: Oh the old "I slipped and fell which caused me to lose all my clothing and hang from a tree by a cable" excuse.


Let he who has never been naked hanging upside down from a tree cast the first stone.
 
2017-04-21 10:01:40 AM  
And no mention of alcohol being involved, must have missed it surely.
 
2017-04-21 10:02:01 AM  
Edwards said Treadaway may have lost his clothing as he was falling, but it's unclear why he had the cable.

I'm just glad the dog got away.
 
2017-04-21 10:02:27 AM  
One of my older dogs is losing her eyesight and doesn't like to go outside in the dark alone, there have been many times where I've been in the backyard buck naked having a cold one while she takes a pee.

I don't climb my trees though and I leave the cable inside.
 
2017-04-21 10:06:13 AM  
Dogpatch Community Hayseed Playhouse Presents:  Strange Fruit: THE MUSICAL!
 
2017-04-21 10:07:59 AM  
that poor dog.
 
2017-04-21 10:10:25 AM  
Probably sneezed off clothes
 
2017-04-21 10:11:56 AM  
That's no way to go through life, son.
 
2017-04-21 10:13:05 AM  

Fark-N-Noodle: And no mention of alcohol being involved, must have missed it surely.


According to my Mississippi handbook, upside down and naked in a tree usually involves alcohol, K-2 and meth.
 
2017-04-21 10:16:43 AM  
Kind of related...

Growing up, I lived on a double lot that sloped front to back. Our driveway was wider than our garage to accommodate a boat, or camper, etc, so on the back side of the driveway there was a retaining wall about 8 feet high. We got a dog one year and my dad built a dog house into the garage; he just cut a hole in the exterior wall and built a box on the interior and attached the chain to the inside of the box. One day, I'm walking home from school, and from about a block away I see the chain is hanging over the retaining wall. My stomach just dropped. That entire block walking the rest of the way it felt like I wasn't breathing and my heart wasn't beating. All I could imagine was getting there and looking at the dog hanging about halfway down. After the longest single block walk in my life I get to the edge and look over the wall; there's the dog perfectly fine, with just enough chain to be standing on the ground. She looks up at me with eyes that seemed to say "It's about time. What are you waiting for? Come get me."

/I know...csb
//tldr; dogs, chains, and retaining walls could have disastrous consequences
///slashies. slashies. 1, 2,...3?
 
2017-04-21 10:23:13 AM  

xBIGxEASYx: That's no way to go through life, son.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 10:31:01 AM  
FTA- Treadaway's girlfriend knocked on doors until she found a resident named Jerry Feathers who agreed to help.
"I was thinking my brother was in trouble so I go out there to help," Feathers told WTVA.

Incest is best.
 
2017-04-21 10:57:40 AM  
This happens way too often to that poor man. Twice in three months?

My solution: let dog out look at Fark. Let dog in sleep. I also invested in WiFi.
 
2017-04-21 11:13:22 AM  
animatedviews.com

/submitted sans comment
 
2017-04-21 11:14:36 AM  
It's Friday and the Modmins have already started drinking and apparently just threw up their hands and said fark it.
Just Greenlight any old shiat you want.
Pete.
 
2017-04-21 11:19:40 AM  

EmperorSled: Kind of related...

Growing up, I lived on a double lot that sloped front to back. Our driveway was wider than our garage to accommodate a boat, or camper, etc, so on the back side of the driveway there was a retaining wall about 8 feet high. We got a dog one year and my dad built a dog house into the garage; he just cut a hole in the exterior wall and built a box on the interior and attached the chain to the inside of the box. One day, I'm walking home from school, and from about a block away I see the chain is hanging over the retaining wall. My stomach just dropped. That entire block walking the rest of the way it felt like I wasn't breathing and my heart wasn't beating. All I could imagine was getting there and looking at the dog hanging about halfway down. After the longest single block walk in my life I get to the edge and look over the wall; there's the dog perfectly fine, with just enough chain to be standing on the ground. She looks up at me with eyes that seemed to say "It's about time. What are you waiting for? Come get me."

/I know...csb
//tldr; dogs, chains, and retaining walls could have disastrous consequences
///slashies. slashies. 1, 2,...3?


Had upstairs neighbors once who lost a cat after they left it outside on their balcony on a farking leash.

/not csb
//known more people to have lost kids in their pools after they didn't secure gates.
///even less csb
 
2017-04-21 11:28:47 AM  
Any Bronies or Furries in the thread? Question - why would he be doing this for sexual pleasure?
 
2017-04-21 11:32:05 AM  

Cormee: Any Bronies or Furries in the thread? Question - why would he be doing this for sexual pleasure?


Hmm, I mean - what sexual pleasure could it bring him?
 
2017-04-21 11:33:41 AM  

Cormee: Cormee: Any Bronies or Furries in the thread? Question - why would he be doing this for sexual pleasure?

Hmm, I mean - what sexual pleasure could it bring him?


I'm kinda curious as to why you think the Bronies and Furries would know. I mean, one kink is not all kink.
 
2017-04-21 11:40:33 AM  

stonelotus: EmperorSled: Kind of related...

Growing up, I lived on a double lot that sloped front to back. Our driveway was wider than our garage to accommodate a boat, or camper, etc, so on the back side of the driveway there was a retaining wall about 8 feet high. We got a dog one year and my dad built a dog house into the garage; he just cut a hole in the exterior wall and built a box on the interior and attached the chain to the inside of the box. One day, I'm walking home from school, and from about a block away I see the chain is hanging over the retaining wall. My stomach just dropped. That entire block walking the rest of the way it felt like I wasn't breathing and my heart wasn't beating. All I could imagine was getting there and looking at the dog hanging about halfway down. After the longest single block walk in my life I get to the edge and look over the wall; there's the dog perfectly fine, with just enough chain to be standing on the ground. She looks up at me with eyes that seemed to say "It's about time. What are you waiting for? Come get me."

/I know...csb
//tldr; dogs, chains, and retaining walls could have disastrous consequences
///slashies. slashies. 1, 2,...3?

Had upstairs neighbors once who lost a cat after they left it outside on their balcony on a farking leash.

/not csb
//known more people to have lost kids in their pools after they didn't secure gates.
///even less csb


OK, I have to ask...how was the cat found? By the owner or the downstairs neighbor, you?
 
2017-04-21 11:44:24 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Cormee: Cormee: Any Bronies or Furries in the thread? Question - why would he be doing this for sexual pleasure?

Hmm, I mean - what sexual pleasure could it bring him?

I'm kinda curious as to why you think the Bronies and Furries would know. I mean, one kink is not all kink.


If anyone would know, they would. And they seem to be in great numbers here.
 
2017-04-21 11:47:26 AM  
stonelotus: Had upstairs neighbors once who lost a cat after they left it outside on their balcony on a farking leash.

Oh, I think they knew exactly where it was.
 
2017-04-21 11:58:19 AM  

Cormee: Cormee: Any Bronies or Furries in the thread? Question - why would he be doing this for sexual pleasure?

Hmm, I mean - what sexual pleasure could it bring him?


He fixes the cable?
 
2017-04-21 12:08:39 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: where's the repeat tag


The tags are actually all in one image file.  It's a long column of all the tags stacked vertically and cropped to show the right tag at display time.
 
2017-04-21 12:09:58 PM  
img.fark.net
/close enough
 
2017-04-21 12:25:25 PM  
pics.imcdb.org
Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
 
2017-04-21 12:50:41 PM  
As far as impromptu Mississippi hangings go, this story could have been waaaay worse.
 
2017-04-21 12:52:51 PM  
  I usually have to pay a woman $200 for a good sexy treeing.
 
2017-04-21 03:55:44 PM  

EmperorSled: stonelotus: EmperorSled: Kind of related...

Growing up, I lived on a double lot that sloped front to back. Our driveway was wider than our garage to accommodate a boat, or camper, etc, so on the back side of the driveway there was a retaining wall about 8 feet high. We got a dog one year and my dad built a dog house into the garage; he just cut a hole in the exterior wall and built a box on the interior and attached the chain to the inside of the box. One day, I'm walking home from school, and from about a block away I see the chain is hanging over the retaining wall. My stomach just dropped. That entire block walking the rest of the way it felt like I wasn't breathing and my heart wasn't beating. All I could imagine was getting there and looking at the dog hanging about halfway down. After the longest single block walk in my life I get to the edge and look over the wall; there's the dog perfectly fine, with just enough chain to be standing on the ground. She looks up at me with eyes that seemed to say "It's about time. What are you waiting for? Come get me."

/I know...csb
//tldr; dogs, chains, and retaining walls could have disastrous consequences
///slashies. slashies. 1, 2,...3?

Had upstairs neighbors once who lost a cat after they left it outside on their balcony on a farking leash.

/not csb
//known more people to have lost kids in their pools after they didn't secure gates.
///even less csb

OK, I have to ask...how was the cat found? By the owner or the downstairs neighbor, you?


owners found it.
 
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