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(Mediaite)   Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity   ( mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Bill Clinton, White House, President Trump, Kid Rock, White House get-together, real estate mogul-turned-politician, Sarah Palin, White House visit  
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2017-04-21 09:25:09 AM  
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2017-04-21 09:25:49 AM  
I thought Jesus was everywhere and inside everyone.
 
2017-04-21 09:36:55 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I thought Jesus was everywhere and inside everyone.


Oh, I am not falling for that again.
 
2017-04-21 10:30:25 AM  
We all know Ted Nugent was being Christ-like when he was shiatting his pants and banging 13 year olds.
 
2017-04-21 10:35:05 AM  
Pretty sure Trump won't let mexicans into the White House.

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2017-04-21 10:37:20 AM  
That's not fair, subby.  Ted Nugent and Kid Rock may be deplorable human beings, but they aren't the worst things in music, not by a very, very, very long shot.  Like I'm talking intercontinental ballistic missile range kind of long shot.
 
2017-04-21 10:39:28 AM  
Ted Nugent farking sucks, but there is one Kid Rock song I like.
 
2017-04-21 10:52:39 AM  

Jake Havechek: We all know Ted Nugent was being Christ-like when he was shiatting his pants and banging 13 year olds.

Hey! He shiat his pants to avoid going to war! And just Who is the Prince of Peace? Peace on Earth, good will towards men, and all that?
 
2017-04-21 10:52:47 AM  
There you go, Christians. That's what they think about your Lord and Savior. Have at them.
 
2017-04-21 10:52:55 AM  

dittybopper: That's not fair, subby.  Ted Nugent and Kid Rock may be deplorable human beings, but they aren't the worst things in music, not by a very, very, very long shot.  Like I'm talking intercontinental ballistic missile range kind of long shot.


I think Kevin Federline has rites to the title "Worst thing in music".
 
2017-04-21 10:55:29 AM  

shinji3i: dittybopper: That's not fair, subby.  Ted Nugent and Kid Rock may be deplorable human beings, but they aren't the worst things in music, not by a very, very, very long shot.  Like I'm talking intercontinental ballistic missile range kind of long shot.

I think Kevin Federline has rites to the title "Worst thing in music".


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2017-04-21 10:55:33 AM  
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approves, gee whiz
 
2017-04-21 10:55:40 AM  
Ted should be in jail or dead now.  What a liar.
 
2017-04-21 10:56:01 AM  

shinji3i: dittybopper: That's not fair, subby.  Ted Nugent and Kid Rock may be deplorable human beings, but they aren't the worst things in music, not by a very, very, very long shot.  Like I'm talking intercontinental ballistic missile range kind of long shot.

I think Kevin Federline has rites to the title "Worst thing in music".


william shatner made some awful music
 
2017-04-21 10:56:06 AM  
The fact that Ted Nugent was a successful musician makes me wonder more on the nature of God. I thought god was a merciful God but Nugents music suggest otherwise.
 
2017-04-21 10:57:50 AM  
Both Kid Rock and Ted Nugent beat mid 2000s country pop.

I can't say anything about the current batch of country pop. I haven't heard any since I moved to a blue state.
 
2017-04-21 10:58:52 AM  

not enough beer: The fact that Ted Nugent was a successful musician makes me wonder more on the nature of God. I thought god was a merciful God but Nugents music suggest otherwise.


Ted Nugent's success is not a product of god's mercy, but rather his sense of humor.
 
2017-04-21 10:58:58 AM  

Jake Havechek: Ted Nugent farking sucks, but there is one Kid Rock song I like.


Stranglehold tho...
 
2017-04-21 11:02:01 AM  
So, this is Sarah Palin's attempt at humor.
 
2017-04-21 11:02:04 AM  
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2017-04-21 11:02:47 AM  
Amboy Dukes were good.

/Too lazy to post example via phone
 
2017-04-21 11:03:08 AM  
Well everyone knows the forces of Satan have all the best bands.
 
2017-04-21 11:03:14 AM  
I didn't post in the other threads about this but having both Rock and Nugent being from Michigan and clowning in the White House was embarrassing as hell. First of all, we have more class than to disrespect in the White House. Second, we've been a solidly Democratic State for decades. If they want to shiat on Democrats, they didn't need to go to DC, they could've just called up whoever spooned food into their mouths when they were babies. Do they have family working in the auto plants? fark both these guys.
 
2017-04-21 11:04:20 AM  
Christ what an asshole.
 
2017-04-21 11:05:03 AM  

not enough beer: The fact that Ted Nugent was a successful musician makes me wonder more on the nature of God. I thought god was a merciful God but Nugents music suggest otherwise.


Yes, but due to original sin man is a corrupt and flawed being who is sometimes attracted to evil.
 
2017-04-21 11:05:06 AM  
*phone ringing*

Jesus Christ: "Your lord and savior speaking. How may I help you?"
White House secretary: "Hello, Jesus. I'm calling for President Trump. He'd like to invite yo-"
Jesus: "Sorry. I'm busy that day."
Secretary: "But I didn't even say when -"
Jesus: "BUSY."
 
2017-04-21 11:05:18 AM  
Where are all the "good Christians" when things like this happen? By not speaking out against these things it makes you seem like you support them...

/tired argument
 
2017-04-21 11:05:42 AM  
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2017-04-21 11:05:42 AM  
Every Christian Trump supporter should ask themselves:  Are the answers to "What would Jesus do?" and "What would Trump do?" ever the same thing?
 
2017-04-21 11:06:28 AM  

Jake Havechek: Ted Nugent farking sucks, but there is one Kid Rock song I like.


Is it "Bawitdaba"?
Everyone I know says they hate Kid Rock except "Bawitdaba".
Except my douchey ex, who think Kid Rock is better than Eminem.

IMHO, the worst thing to happen to music is "E Depois do Adeus." It may started a revolution that deposed a fascist government, but it is terrible even by Portuguese 1970s pop music standards.

/Hates "Bawitdaba" personally. And Kid Rock. And Ted Nugent. And Sarah Palin. And Trump.
 
2017-04-21 11:06:47 AM  
She didn't really say that. No way.... reads article..... holy shiat. I gotta stop clicking the potato tab.
 
2017-04-21 11:07:32 AM  

dittybopper: That's not fair, subby.  Ted Nugent and Kid Rock may be deplorable human beings, but they aren't the worst things in music, not by a very, very, very long shot.  Like I'm talking intercontinental ballistic missile range kind of long shot.


When it comes to the MUSIC. perhaps, but Nugent is arguably the worst human being that's a career musician.
 
2017-04-21 11:08:07 AM  
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2017-04-21 11:09:09 AM  
I don't know much about Kid Rock's politics, but he's always been good to his fans, economically speaking. Nugent on the other hand is a comprehensively repugnant shiatlord.

/Actually, I just looked up Rock's page on wikipedia. He's pretty much a shiat too.
 
2017-04-21 11:10:04 AM  
Nothing quite says Jesus like Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.
 
2017-04-21 11:10:31 AM  
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2017-04-21 11:10:43 AM  

not enough beer: The fact that Ted Nugent was a successful musician makes me wonder more on the nature of God. I thought god was a merciful God but Nugents music suggest otherwise.


God is merciful. That's why he created the Clash.

/Strummer forever.
//Nugent is an agent of Lucifer. He's meant to lead the gullible to Hell.
 
2017-04-21 11:10:43 AM  
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2017-04-21 11:11:13 AM  
palais:

The one with the steel guitar in it.  I forget the title.
 
2017-04-21 11:11:44 AM  
In Palin's defense, she was talking about Republican Jesus, but the founder of Christianity also declined to attend.
 
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2017-04-21 11:12:15 AM  
OUR MORALS HAVE GONE TO shiat.

fark the PMRC and people like Mary Whitehouse and whatever moral outrage is current.. this is the moral problem of our time: idiots who think they are righteous.
 
2017-04-21 11:12:40 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I thought Jesus was everywhere and inside everyone.


Michael J. Fox has no Jesus in him...
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2017-04-21 11:13:00 AM  
Ted NutGent and Kid Kock
 
2017-04-21 11:14:09 AM  

Krieghund: Both Kid Rock and Ted Nugent beat mid 2000s country pop.

I can't say anything about the current batch of country pop. I haven't heard any since I moved to a blue state.


I saw Ted Nugent around 2000 or so.  Opened for Kiss on one of their Farewell tours.  Just him, a bass player, and a drummer.  They kicked some serious ass.  The three of them were tight as hell.  Sure, he's a horses ass, but at least at one point he was a serious hard rock musician.

Kid Rock, while essentially a country act now, at least tried to make interesting music at some point.  He comes across as trailer trash, but Devil Without A Cause was successful and showed a potential he abandoned in order to be a redneck hick.
 
2017-04-21 11:14:19 AM  

Fart_Machine: Nothing quite says Jesus like Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.


Or "bahwitdahbah uh dangurang oogy-woogie, ugga-buwwa-wugga and don't drop the boogie," or whatever the fark it is Kid Rock is saying in that one song that's even shiattier than most of his shiatty-ass songs.
 
2017-04-21 11:14:40 AM  
Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity

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2017-04-21 11:15:27 AM  
Sarah. Sarah, honey. Please stop talking. Just be pretty. Just stand there and smile and look pretty for as long as your fading youth and beauty will allow. Please.
 
2017-04-21 11:20:12 AM  
Kid Rock did call one of his albums "Rock N Roll Jesus." Can you really blame her for getting confused?
 
2017-04-21 11:21:23 AM  

not enough beer: The fact that Ted Nugent was a successful musician makes me wonder more on the nature of God. I thought god was a merciful God but Nugents music suggest otherwise.


Why does everyone assume that God must be benevolent?  I mean, you've read the Old Testament, right?  It is not beyond the possibility, if you believe in that sort of thing, that Jesus was just a slick PR guy sent down to put a good face on Trumpian deity.
 
2017-04-21 11:23:20 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Every Christian Trump supporter should ask themselves:  Are the answers to "What would Jesus do?" and "What would Trump do?" ever the same thing?


Most Christian Trump supporters probably form their religion to fit their actions rather than the other way around so it doesn't really matter.
 
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