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2017-04-21 10:35:59 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 11:19:00 AM  
Who are these people, who can get work done while watching porn?
 
2017-04-21 11:45:18 AM  
Best assignment ever!
 
2017-04-21 11:52:14 AM  
He was fishing.
 
2017-04-21 11:52:35 AM  
Now I'm mildly curious what the actual link was...
 
2017-04-21 11:53:23 AM  
Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.
 
2017-04-21 11:53:54 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 250x250]


Be sure to turn off the lights on your way out....
 
2017-04-21 11:56:32 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.


If it is on the internet, someone is watching it.

/god help us
 
2017-04-21 11:58:00 AM  
Incognito browsing only works for your own computer.
 
2017-04-21 11:59:24 AM  
What's especially stupid about this is that the person was not using incognito mode.

See...  Whatever you copy in Incognito cannot be pasted outside Incognito.

If this person knew that one simple trick, this story would not have happened.
 
2017-04-21 12:00:09 PM  
Newsflash: Adult accidentally sends porn link to adults. Film at 11.
 
2017-04-21 12:00:39 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.


It's in the pic... youporn.com/watch/13544567

VERY NSFW, obviously
 
2017-04-21 12:01:03 PM  
The internet is for porn. Everything else is a bonus. I'm surprised stuff like this dpesn't happen more often.
 
2017-04-21 12:01:14 PM  
csb
When I was a student at the University of Kentucky, my Astronomy teacher was very eclectic and entertaining.  One day at the beginning of class, he announced that Playboy magazine was scouting for their Girls of the SEC issue, and if anyone was interested he could give them the contact information.
 
2017-04-21 12:01:45 PM  
So the guy's a dumbass, but I'm sure some students are clutch my pearls offended by this and will make it a bigger deal than it needs to be.
 
2017-04-21 12:01:50 PM  

durbnpoisn: What's especially stupid about this is that the person was not using incognito mode.

See...  Whatever you copy in Incognito cannot be pasted outside Incognito.

If this person knew that one simple trick, this story would not have happened.


Not sure is trolling... or... what?  Of course you can copy/paste inside/outside of incognito.
 
2017-04-21 12:02:09 PM  
I have admittedly almost done something similar. Say you watch something and you copy paste a name.. hours after you've done the deed you want to send a funny meme to someone you know.. you THINK you copied the meme, but the "copy" part doesn't actually happen.. and you just pasted the special name you copied hours prior.

/I've yet to accidentally send my habits..
//knock on...wood?
///pun originally not intended
 
2017-04-21 12:02:47 PM  
RE: Syllabus Link

Professor Harddick,

Is this going to be on the final exam? I may need an extension on the gag reflex portion if so.

Regards,
Mike Hawk
 
2017-04-21 12:03:27 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 250x250]


Been watching/listening to Seinfeld episodes on Hulu at work the past few days.  Just watched that episode a few minutes ago.
 
2017-04-21 12:03:50 PM  
When he is questioned about this, I bet he will make the case that watching porn makes him a better researcher as it allows him to relax and clear his mind and that he inadvertently pasted a link to some of his pron in the group mail.   As long as the link didn't include some super weird fetish stuff, this should blow over for him1

1 unless they already want him gone and will use this as more evidence against him
 
2017-04-21 12:07:25 PM  

Tom_Slick: So the guy's a dumbass, but I'm sure some students are clutch my pearls offended by this and will make it a bigger deal than it needs to be.


I think it was a woman
 
2017-04-21 12:08:27 PM  
This isn't the first time a porn link was sent out to students. Last spring, a Drexel University teacher said she was "mortified" when she discovered she had inadvertently sent students a link to a porn site, rather than an article about writing legal briefs.

orig02.deviantart.net
ww3.haverford.edu
 
2017-04-21 12:10:41 PM  
Can we like, at least make a teensie bit of room in society for mistakes?  Why the fark does NBC think this is news?
 
2017-04-21 12:11:25 PM  
CSN: "Teach...your children well"
 
2017-04-21 12:11:44 PM  

abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.

It's in the pic... youporn.com/watch/13544567

VERY NSFW, obviously


That's an anatomy lesson....
 
2017-04-21 12:12:14 PM  

lennavan: Can we like, at least make a teensie bit of room in society for mistakes?  Why the fark does NBC think this is news?


You're allowed to make mistakes so long as they aren't funny.
 
2017-04-21 12:12:50 PM  
imgflip.com
 
2017-04-21 12:13:15 PM  
Link in question:

"Student bangs her professor in exchange for better grade"
 
2017-04-21 12:14:56 PM  

abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.

It's in the pic... youporn.com/watch/13544567


PJGIRLS Sexy 18 yo Morgan strips and spreads her teen...
Really? he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?
/titillate, hehe
 
2017-04-21 12:15:55 PM  

abhorrent1: VERY NSFW, obviously


That's actually pretty vanilla compared to the other stuff out there.
 
2017-04-21 12:16:03 PM  
Please be student/teacher porn...please please please
 
2017-04-21 12:16:14 PM  
"This is just unlucky."

Uh, yeah, that's it.
 
2017-04-21 12:16:43 PM  
Well at the very least that assignment was... stimulating.
 
JJR
2017-04-21 12:18:05 PM  
can't even look up a dirty bum without nsfw.
 
2017-04-21 12:18:10 PM  

eyeq360: Incognito browsing only works for your own computer.

In coito

browsing
 
2017-04-21 12:18:19 PM  

fasahd: abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.

It's in the pic... youporn.com/watch/13544567

PJGIRLS Sexy 18 yo Morgan strips and spreads her teen...
Really? he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?
/titillate, hehe


I just think it's funny to know some dads will see this and just say:

"rabble rabble rabble! Can't believe he's a) looking at porn in the first place and b)that he'd want to see someone my daughter's age in adult situations!"

Bish, you know you fapped to the same thing when you got home.
 
2017-04-21 12:18:30 PM  

Kouta: The internet is for porn. Everything else is a bonus. I'm surprised stuff like this dpesn't happen more often.


Avenue Q - The Internet is For Porn
Youtube zBDCq6Q8k2E
 
2017-04-21 12:18:42 PM  

fasahd: abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.

It's in the pic... youporn.com/watch/13544567

PJGIRLS Sexy 18 yo Morgan strips and spreads her teen...
Really? he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?
/titillate, hehe


She. The professor was a she
 
2017-04-21 12:18:47 PM  
Years ago when I used to teach I was uploading my power point slides to the course web site while working late one night in the lab. I had to attend to something at my lab bench and I foolishly left my computer unattended so another guy in the lab took the opportunity to hotlink a porn site at the bottom of my lecture.

Someone alerted me to the issue the next day, No one needed to retreat to their safe space or get counseling. I fixed it, and explained what happened to the class with a caviler apology. Everybody laughed and that was the end of it. That's what needs to happen here.

/I got my revenge on the other guy by slipping a buttplug in with his laptop before he flew to the U.S. for a conference. I also contaminated his RNAse-free reagents costing him two weeks of no results but that was more of a happy accident.
 
2017-04-21 12:20:02 PM  

abhorrent1: fasahd: abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.

It's in the pic... youporn.com/watch/13544567

PJGIRLS Sexy 18 yo Morgan strips and spreads her teen...
Really? he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?
/titillate, hehe

She. The professor was a she


Oh never mind that was an old one. I thought the video was the same incident.
 
2017-04-21 12:21:04 PM  

Evil Mackerel: He was fishing.


Tom_Slick: So the guy's a dumbass, but I'm sure some students are clutch my pearls offended by this and will make it a bigger deal than it needs to be.


TearsofLys: When he is questioned about this


fasahd: he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?


Fun fact: If you RTFA, you find out the professor who sent out the link was a female. They watch porn, too, you know.
 
2017-04-21 12:21:07 PM  

abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Anyone have it, I am just curious on my porn viewing habits vs another seemingly normal person.

It's in the pic... youporn.com/watch/13544567

VERY NSFW, obviously


I wonder if "gaping" and "teen" were in his keyword searches, or if he just got lucky.
 
2017-04-21 12:23:39 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Evil Mackerel: He was fishing.
Tom_Slick: So the guy's a dumbass, but I'm sure some students are clutch my pearls offended by this and will make it a bigger deal than it needs to be.
TearsofLys: When he is questioned about this
fasahd: he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?

Fun fact: If you RTFA, you find out the professor who sent out the link was a female. They watch porn, too, you know.


That's odd.  I RTFA and have no idea who the professor who sent out the link was, let alone their gender.  I did learn some totally separate incident of this happened with a female professor last spring.
 
2017-04-21 12:24:02 PM  
Recall Request: message intended only for Sarah Johnston in the Tue Thurs 11:00 class
 
2017-04-21 12:24:19 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Evil Mackerel: He was fishing.

Tom_Slick: So the guy's a dumbass, but I'm sure some students are clutch my pearls offended by this and will make it a bigger deal than it needs to be.

TearsofLys: When he is questioned about this

fasahd: he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?

Fun fact: If you RTFA, you find out the professor who sent out the link was a female. They watch porn, too, you know.


I believe the female professor you're referring to was from a related story, not this one.
 
2017-04-21 12:25:36 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Fun fact: If you RTFA, you find out the professor who sent out the link was a female. They watch porn, too, you know.


I made the same mistake. That was a separate incident from last year. TFA doesn't say who it was this time.
 
2017-04-21 12:27:05 PM  
Burn him!  Sex offender list!  Off with his head!

Pfighting Polish: Fun fact: If you RTFA, you find out the professor who sent out the link was a female


Never mind. Carry on.
 
2017-04-21 12:28:06 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Evil Mackerel: He was fishing.

Tom_Slick: So the guy's a dumbass, but I'm sure some students are clutch my pearls offended by this and will make it a bigger deal than it needs to be.

TearsofLys: When he is questioned about this

fasahd: he wants to titillate the class and that was the best video he could come up with?

Fun fact: If you RTFA, you find out the professor who sent out the link was a female. They watch porn, too, you know.


There don't seem to be any references to the gender of the professor. Did you read a different article on this?
 
2017-04-21 12:30:51 PM  

Kouta: The internet is for porn. Everything else is a bonus. I'm surprised stuff like this dpesn't happen more often.


you forgot the the musical number to go along with it

but Slypork  has it covered

You also forgot the cat macros

but it's mostly porn
 
2017-04-21 12:33:41 PM  

Tyrosine: Years ago when I used to teach I was uploading my power point slides to the course web site while working late one night in the lab. I had to attend to something at my lab bench and I foolishly left my computer unattended so another guy in the lab took the opportunity to hotlink a porn site at the bottom of my lecture.

Someone alerted me to the issue the next day, No one needed to retreat to their safe space or get counseling. I fixed it, and explained what happened to the class with a caviler apology. Everybody laughed and that was the end of it. That's what needs to happen here.

/I got my revenge on the other guy by slipping a buttplug in with his laptop before he flew to the U.S. for a conference. I also contaminated his RNAse-free reagents costing him two weeks of no results but that was more of a happy accident.


That sounds like what i would expect from you. Well played old friend.
Was it a used butt plug? Of course it was...
 
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