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(Some Guy)   Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards to get married. Sheen confirmed as coolest guy in the world   ( divider line
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6313 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2002 at 8:48 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-09 08:53:56 AM  
Yeah, that'll last.
2002-01-09 09:01:09 AM  
Yeah, but he gets to bang her while it does.
2002-01-09 09:01:18 AM  
I give them a month.

That's like a year celebtime.
2002-01-09 09:03:45 AM  
He bangs her anyways as it is.
denise richards sucks. She can't act and has a farked up looking face. oh well.
2002-01-09 09:03:57 AM  
Okay farkers, Denise Richards pictures please. She's Damn Hot!
2002-01-09 09:11:32 AM  
I wish i could afford better quality hookers.
2002-01-09 09:12:58 AM  
Denise Richards= the poor man's Jennifer Conelley (sp).
2002-01-09 09:13:45 AM  
My comment was supposed to go in the "Study: Money CAN buy you happiness" but it really applies here too haha
2002-01-09 09:15:11 AM  
Charlie Sheen would never get kicked out of my bed for making crumbs!
2002-01-09 09:17:24 AM  
Richards has a bod from heaven, but she can't act her way out of a paper bag. Casting her in the same movie as a great (and gorgeous) actress like Sophie Marceau ("The World is Not Enough") was a huge mistake, as it made her look even worse. At least in "Wild Things" she didn't have to do much more than look hot.
2002-01-09 09:22:04 AM  
She's also messed herself up with plastic surgery. Ever notice how odd her face looks? Just wait til she's 40
2002-01-09 09:26:55 AM  
Actually, she wasn't that bad in the hilarious movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. But let's face it, we're not there for her acting.

Candace, a little jealous? Farked up looking face? Come now, let's not be silly.
2002-01-09 09:35:04 AM  
Sheen confirmed as coolest guy in the world ???

Umm, isn't he clean and sober now? Wouldn't this actually decrease his "coolness" factor, the fact that he's apparently screwing ONE girl, as opposed to MULTITUDES OF PROSTITUTES, and he isn't doing drugs anymore?

Maybe I'm missing the boat, and the current "cool" trend is is to be drug-free and monogamous.

So what, does this mean Britney Spears' budding sexuality renders her "uncool" now.

Oh, for the love of sweet Jesus. I'm so out of touch. How ever will I find the true meaning of "cool" so that I can apply it--accurately--to my life?
2002-01-09 09:38:46 AM  
She's no jennifer connelly, but she's not bad for eye candy anyway.
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2002-01-09 09:39:58 AM  
Sheen is a liberal scumbag like his light in the loafers DADDY. If he's not toking a $5 rock then he's polishing off a fifth of Chivas Regal.

I'm a bit angry this morning.
2002-01-09 09:47:24 AM  
She's no jennifer connelly,

Thank God.

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2002-01-09 09:50:20 AM  

I hear ripped jeans are so back now. Give them a shot.
2002-01-09 09:54:16 AM  
FLA Chickie I'm with you there, Charlie is HOTTTTT!
2002-01-09 09:54:29 AM  
I enjoyed "Wild Things" for, cinematography, that's it....
2002-01-09 10:06:10 AM  
She's a crap actress and looks like Fiona Apple with collagen implants and fake boobs. Sheen is welcome to her.
2002-01-09 10:08:38 AM  
2002-01-09 10:14:14 AM  
You guys must be homos. Denise Richards is undeniably one of the hottests girls ever. Please specifically explain what is wrong with her face (or anything else)? And even if she did have implants, like you would deny her access to your small pee pee? I seriously doubt it.
2002-01-09 10:15:23 AM  
Earth calling Mos. Earth calling Mos.

Do you have ANY way of influencing the polls this time? Quick! It's urgent...
2002-01-09 10:15:51 AM  
I think Charlie Sheen is an ass wipe.
But he sure has a blessed life.
2002-01-09 10:16:04 AM  
ps-granted, she cannot act. but does that matter?
2002-01-09 10:21:52 AM  
She grew up not very far from my mom's house, Downers Grove, Ill..
I'm confident Charlie will screw it up.
By the way, anyone see who Tom Sizemore is going out with ? Heidi Fleiss !
2002-01-09 10:25:09 AM  
Charlie Brown vs. Charlie Sheen
2002-01-09 10:26:06 AM  
I must agree with Matzug. His comments, while demonstrative of his youthfulness, is accurate.

This is a woman who's very name can instigate an errection so quickly and with such deadly force as to yield a hurricane force wind from my aging member.... the mere mental flash of her lips working is better than actual physical contact w/ 99% of the female population.
2002-01-09 10:27:43 AM  
"are" accurate. Excuse the subject/verb disagreement. I fark in commando mode here at work...
2002-01-09 10:50:29 AM  
I must destroy Charlie Sheen!

If anyone needs me, I'll be weeping quietly in a corner. (sniff) I always cry at weddings...
2002-01-09 11:51:08 AM  
Sheen's bound to have AIDS by now, proving that Hollywood women really are stoopid.
2002-01-09 12:01:05 PM  
FreddyFreedom: A body from heaven? Try a body from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College's Plastic Surgery department.

Marrying Sheen eh? I'm amazed that she could actually be dumber than she looks.
2002-01-09 12:51:46 PM  
I think Sheen's a cool guy (He's pretty good on Spin City and Men at Work is still a funny sleeper comedy + his cameo in Being John Malkovich) and he is lucky that he turned his life around and gotten a second chance (unlike Mr.Downey Jr). Hell he has Denise Richards that lucky bastard. Lets face it gentlemen, there are many uglier guys with super hot wives/girlfriends out there-give the man a break.

Good Luck MaSheen in the new marriage (although I'll give it an optimistic three years)
2002-01-09 12:53:04 PM  
Come on, Sheen was funny in the Hot Shots movies.
2002-01-09 01:19:10 PM  
Oh great. And their screwed up, crosseyed progeny will unleash a half dozen ass-bad movies on an unsuspecting public before becoming yet another E True Hollywood Story.

2002-01-09 01:29:07 PM  
Dude... the whole rehab thing only INCREASES your coolness factor, ESPECIALLY a celeb rehab. You know he is going to fall off the ol' pharmacutical wagon sooner or later...

They are going to find him passed out naked on the penthouse balcony of some swank hotel with 2 lbs of of coke, a QP of fine Hawaiian red, three $5000/night callgirls, his now ex-wife Denis, and the entire Oakland Raiderette cheerleading squad inside, all of whom, of course, will also be naked.
2002-01-09 02:31:41 PM  
Mmmmmm.....naked Denise....
2002-01-09 03:18:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available] YOW!!

I'd so much rather "shag" Angie Harmon than Denise Richards....Mmmmm........Boobies.
2002-01-09 04:20:36 PM  
I like Chuckie Sheen... it is the denise biatch I HATE...

I hope he cheats on her with something nasty and SHE (denise) gets a bad case of herpes.....

did I mention that I hate her..?
2002-01-09 08:09:13 PM  
You just know that she must be a wicked little minx to marry a horndog like Sheen. Sigh ... beautiful and twisted, the perfect woman ...

Although props to Freddy: Where is the Sophie Marceau link? She's retardedly hot.
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