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2017-04-21 09:00:17 AM  
Lexx?
 
2017-04-21 09:18:47 AM  
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2017-04-21 10:26:24 AM  
That headline succinctly described the entire Geiger oeuvre.
 
2017-04-21 10:33:16 AM  
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already seen it.
 
2017-04-21 10:42:37 AM  
I saw it once.  That was plenty for a lifetime.
 
2017-04-21 11:01:33 AM  
I saw this in the damn theater and never saw it again.  The only thing that would make me watch it again was if there were two robots and a guy sitting in front of the screen.
 
2017-04-21 01:54:38 PM  
Wow, James Horner scored this thing?  I might watch a little just to hear the soundtrack.
 
2017-04-21 01:55:34 PM  
This movie came out during my "formative" years...

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Yowza
 
2017-04-21 01:55:39 PM  
Space Raiders?  Starquest II?  Dead Space?
 
2017-04-21 01:56:01 PM  
why is this such a big deal when tfa links directly to the full version on youtube
 
2017-04-21 01:57:37 PM  

rummonkey: Wow, James Horner scored this thing?  I might watch a little just to hear the soundtrack.


I think this was his first movie as well as Cameron's
 
2017-04-21 02:01:29 PM  

UberDave: I saw this in the damn theater and never saw it again.  The only thing that would make me watch it again was if there were two robots and a guy sitting in front of the screen.


And a lot more Sybil Danning
 
2017-04-21 02:03:08 PM  
I Want To Eat Your Face - Naked Space Song - Leslie Nielsen
Youtube BEyEL-BvbqQ
 
2017-04-21 02:06:08 PM  
The cast and crew of this movie is a stunning list of former top stars and up-and-comers.  It's not bad for a Corman Movie.  Horner's themes sound very similar to his themes for Trek TWOK.  Little Jimmy Cameron art directed, built and animated the models and the optical compositing. Fran Drescher is in this for five seconds, see if you can spot her.  There's a  few other uncredited cameos as well, fun to find them out.
 
2017-04-21 02:07:29 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

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Yowza


I'll see your space whore and raise you:

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2017-04-21 02:12:03 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

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Yowza


Ridiculous character, and yet so watchable.
 
2017-04-21 02:12:58 PM  

rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

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Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

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Raised again.

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2017-04-21 02:17:20 PM  

stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

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Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

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SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

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Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.
 
2017-04-21 02:21:41 PM  

rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.


Agreed.

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2017-04-21 02:24:54 PM  
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2017-04-21 02:28:59 PM  

rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.


badmovies.org
 
2017-04-21 02:29:08 PM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 649x927]

already seen it.


Glad to see the booby ballsack ship is covered
 
2017-04-21 02:36:11 PM  

LewDux: rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.

[www.badmovies.org image 400x273]


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 02:41:18 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-04-21 02:49:16 PM  

rummonkey: LewDux: rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.

[www.badmovies.org image 400x273]

[img.fark.net image 500x262]


I know, Lexx at Bad Movies?
 
2017-04-21 02:51:14 PM  

SpaceBison: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


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2017-04-21 02:54:07 PM  
Guessed right on first try.

Actually not that bad of a movie. A take-off of Seven Samurai.
 
2017-04-21 03:44:46 PM  
No love for Flesh Gordon?

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 03:50:54 PM  

dittybopper: rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.

Agreed.

[img.fark.net image 433x548]


i13.photobucket.com
 
2017-04-21 03:53:17 PM  

stevetherobot: dittybopper: rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.

Agreed.

[img.fark.net image 433x548]

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And of course:

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2017-04-21 04:08:42 PM  

WordsnCollision: No love for Flesh Gordon?

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Saw it at a drive-in when I was 16.
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff stole the show.
 
2017-04-21 04:52:39 PM  

rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.


That one got the MST3K treatment in the new season on Netflix.
 
2017-04-21 05:13:15 PM  
Wow. I haven't seen this in years. I had no idea James Horner did the soundtrack. It's amazing how you can compare it with the Wrath of Khan and ST:TMP.
 
2017-04-21 05:38:03 PM  
I have such a great Sybil Danning story, but I don't want to get sued.
 
2017-04-21 05:46:17 PM  

WordsnCollision: No love for Flesh Gordon?

[img.fark.net image 620x312]


Yes, Your Assholiness.
 
2017-04-21 07:06:47 PM  

dittybopper: I saw it once.  That was plenty for a lifetime.


I saw it once on tbs, almost took a lifetime.

/five minutes of movie for every ten minutes of commercial.
 
2017-04-21 07:22:19 PM  

BATMANATEE: That one got the MST3K treatment in the new season on Netflix.


On the Kessel Run, yeah, nobody can touch her.
Let me be the Picard to your Beverly Crusher!
The gangway's extended and we're ready to go.
Won't you come along, baby, on my UFO!
 
2017-04-21 07:31:27 PM  

stevetherobot: stevetherobot: dittybopper: rummonkey: stevetherobot: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

Raised again.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 288x700]

SF bikini fight incoming in 3...2..1...

[img.fark.net image 600x300]

Lets stick to the older movies for this one, its more fun than looking at anorexic cylons.

Agreed.

[img.fark.net image 433x548]

[i13.photobucket.com image 591x782]

And of course:

[i.ebayimg.com image 250x300]


Don;t forget

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2017-04-21 07:45:10 PM  

rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]


WINNER.

/loves me some Ornela Muti
 
2017-04-21 08:06:44 PM  
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I was like 12 when Buck Rogers was on.
It shaped my fetishes
 
2017-04-21 08:26:53 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: rummonkey: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: This movie came out during my "formative" years...

[img.fark.net image 236x405]

Yowza

I'll see your space whore and raise you:

[img.fark.net image 736x847]

WINNER.

/loves me some Ornela Muti


Ornella Muti shaped many of my adolescent imaginations.
 
2017-04-21 08:40:19 PM  

dericwater: Guessed right on first try.

Actually not that bad of a movie. A take-off of Seven Samurai.


And Robert Vaughn was basically reprising his same role from The Magnificent Seven, also a rip-off of Seven Samurai.
 
2017-04-21 09:18:11 PM  

JoeJitsu: dericwater: Guessed right on first try.

Actually not that bad of a movie. A take-off of Seven Samurai.

And Robert Vaughn was basically reprising his same role from The Magnificent Seven, also a rip-off of Seven Samurai.


"Rip-off", "homage" - it's a fine line. Okay, it's not really that fine, but still.
 
2017-04-21 09:41:25 PM  

Coelacanth: I have such a great Sybil Danning story, but I don't want to get sued.


I didn't even know she was still alive until I just checked. For some reason I keep getting her and Wendy O'Williams confused.
 
2017-04-21 10:11:55 PM  
I actually like this movie. It's cheesy, yes. It's cheap. But it's goofy fun and I've always enjoyed it, just like I enjoy other schlock like Ice Pirates.
 
2017-04-21 11:00:36 PM  
I watched this in a bowling alley. I thought it was odd the spaceship looked like a moose's head and why all the drunks were laughing at it.
 
2017-04-22 01:06:14 AM  

rummonkey: Wow, James Horner scored this thing?  I might watch a little just to hear the soundtrack.


its just recycled bits of The wrath of Khan score amongst others
 
2017-04-22 02:17:10 AM  

Ghastly: Coelacanth: I have such a great Sybil Danning story, but I don't want to get sued.

I didn't even know she was still alive until I just checked. For some reason I keep getting her and Wendy O'Williams confused.


That movie was a big disappointment. Everybody was hoping for a big jail cell fight between Sybil and Wendy and it never happened.
 
2017-04-22 09:28:21 AM  
OK, more fantasy than sci-fi, and the only saving Grace of the movie, but:

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2017-04-22 02:38:10 PM  
Battle beyond the Stars, goddamn.

Come for the spaceship with tits, stay for Robert Vaughn reprising every single role he's ever played, simultaneously.
 
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