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(Daily Mail)   Mean Girls star tries to make her boobs happen. She needs to stop trying to make her boobs happen   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-04-21 01:06:32 AM  
Au contraire, Subby, they happened. Oh, how they happened.

At this point in her career, they're her two redeeming qualities.

And that's not misogynistic, that's just Lohan.
 
2017-04-21 01:12:57 AM  
Her boobs are quite fetch.
 
2017-04-21 01:21:15 AM  
I like how they include the random 12 year old Lindsey almost exactly halfway through the montage of "Hey, remember when she was super hot?" pictures.  It's like a game of Erection Minesweeper.
 
2017-04-21 01:54:12 AM  
Her boobs happened about 15 years ago. And haven't really stopped happening, even though it's possible her brain stopped happening at some point.
 
2017-04-21 02:08:33 AM  
meh.  i'd still hit it.  I'd feel dirty and like I needed a shower afterwards but....yep.  I'd still have sex with that woman.
 
2017-04-21 02:12:44 AM  

Weaver95: meh.  i'd still hit it.  I'd feel dirty and like I needed a shower afterwards but....yep.  I'd still have sex with that woman.


There was pretty much never a point where I would not have.  Possibly up to and including actively ODing and having defibrillator applied while checked into a Hollywood clinic for 'exhaustion'.
 
2017-04-21 02:13:48 AM  
I mean other than the aforementioned 12 year old Parent Trap time period.  Ahh, god dammit, I put a flag on that one!  God damn game.
 
2017-04-21 02:54:37 AM  
Good for her.
 
2017-04-21 03:37:44 AM  
She's not going to stop, is she. Should someone say something?
 
2017-04-21 04:31:07 AM  
Mean Girls star tries to make her boobs happen. She needs to stop trying to make her boobs happen

Does anyone have any idea what this was supposed to have meant?

Obviously she has boobs, so what was subby trying to say?
 
2017-04-21 04:35:55 AM  
She seems to have recovered well from her dissapation and decent into looking like a 50 y.o.
 
2017-04-21 04:54:44 AM  
That is a rough 30. Jeez, I know women near 40 that look younger than she does. What a waste.

 Hopefully sobriety will help slow down the aging process.

Remember kids, if you want to knock back a few cocktails or grab a smoke, that's your business. But moderation keeps you from getting old before your time.
 
2017-04-21 05:30:22 AM  

stoli n coke: That is a rough 30. Jeez, I know women near 40 that look younger than she does. What a waste.

 Hopefully sobriety will help slow down the aging process.

Remember kids, if you want to knock back a few cocktails or grab a smoke, that's your business. But moderation keeps you from getting old before your time.


She looked way worse than that.
 
2017-04-21 06:12:04 AM  

Weaver95: meh.  i'd still hit it.  I'd feel dirty and like I needed a shower afterwards but....yep.  I'd still have sex with that woman.


Don't forget about the heavy duty antibiotics.
 
2017-04-21 06:18:46 AM  
She made it to 30?

/impressed
 
2017-04-21 06:29:47 AM  
Looks like someone wanted to watch "young" Lohan while farking " old" Lohan. "Put the movie on and say your lines while I bang the shiat out of you."
 
2017-04-21 06:46:03 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: I like how they include the random 12 year old Lindsey almost exactly halfway through the montage of "Hey, remember when she was super hot?" pictures.  It's like a game of Erection Minesweeper.


I knew I liked you. I just about woke up the family, I laughed so hard at that. You are now the loveliest shade (only one I had left) of green. 😏
 
2017-04-21 06:48:26 AM  

Cyberluddite: Her boobs happened about 15 years ago. And haven't really stopped happening, even though it's possible her brain stopped happening at some point.


I thought she dropped the implants? Maybe it's the bra, but those things look like farking torpedoes!
 
2017-04-21 06:49:15 AM  
In the olden-Fark days, it would have taken about 5 posts before someone posted an entire picture montage of Lacey Chabert under this headline.  I miss the old days.
 
2017-04-21 06:52:27 AM  

Smoking GNU: She seems to have recovered well from her dissapation and decent into looking like a 50 y.o.


Yup. Doesn't look a day over 47.
 
2017-04-21 07:03:18 AM  
Too late, LiLo:

img.fark.net

...and yeah, as a comparison....

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 07:04:05 AM  
She's surprisingly....freckled...like....everywhere.  I realize she's a ginger but I never really got the allure of freckles.
 
2017-04-21 07:07:00 AM  

Ambivalence: She's surprisingly....freckled...like....everywhere.  I realize she's a ginger but I never really got the allure of freckles.


It's a "connect the dots" thing.
 
2017-04-21 07:15:43 AM  

Shagbert: She made it to 30?

/impressed


Shane McGowan is unimpressed.
 
2017-04-21 07:25:21 AM  

Ambivalence: She's surprisingly....freckled...like....everywhere.  I realize she's a ginger but I never really got the allure of freckles.


My husband insists I have a freckle for every soul I've stolen.

/his is on my finger
//unfortunately, not the ring finger
///threes
 
2017-04-21 07:31:27 AM  
Didn't she die last year from choking on chicken bone?
 
2017-04-21 07:34:02 AM  

grokca: Ambivalence: She's surprisingly....freckled...like....everywhere.  I realize she's a ginger but I never really got the allure of freckles.

It's a "connect the dots" thing.


If she did that in a porn scene, she could make Rocco Siffredi die from dehydration.
 
2017-04-21 07:37:06 AM  
Well that took me back
Big Ass Titties
Youtube mTqXisnMcS8
 
2017-04-21 07:49:31 AM  
She looks so strung out in that first picture. Her eyes are completely dead and emotionless. I has a sad looking at her now compared to how gorgeous she used to be
 
2017-04-21 07:53:16 AM  
Oh, ffs.

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 08:04:12 AM  

Cyberluddite: Her boobs happened about 15 years ago. And haven't really stopped happening, even though it's possible her brain stopped happening at some point.


Usually when girls grow boobs, it's the guys' brains that quit working. There must have been a glitch in the matrix.
 
2017-04-21 08:05:31 AM  
Her breasts are so old, they are talked about in the Book of Isaiah 32 in the old Orthodox Jewish bible. "Strip ye, and make ye bare, and gird sackcloth upon your loins, and upon your mournful breasts".

I think the protestants added something about glitter bras. But the Jews said it first.
 
2017-04-21 08:18:30 AM  
That's a hard looking 30.  The 45-year-old redhead I was dating about 10 years ago looked better then than Lohan does now.
 
2017-04-21 08:19:41 AM  
She's not quite as in rough shape as Tara Reid is but those two were neck and neck in the race to the bottom for many years.
 
2017-04-21 08:26:19 AM  
In other news, Lindsay Lohan lived to see 30. That's going to play havoc with a lot of dead pools.
 
2017-04-21 08:31:03 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Too late, LiLo:

[img.fark.net image 427x318]

...and yeah, as a comparison....

[img.fark.net image 500x643]


Once you see the dismembered leg in the background you never notice anything else.
 
2017-04-21 08:32:09 AM  
I'll never forgive drugs for what they did to her.
 
2017-04-21 08:32:15 AM  
So...didn't she convert to Islam?
 
2017-04-21 09:06:20 AM  
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2017-04-21 09:08:05 AM  
Her hips and ass have atrophied to the point she's straight up and down below her boobs with the exception of her distended gut due to her liver swelling.
 
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2017-04-21 09:10:15 AM  

MightyPez: Well that took me back
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/mTqXisnMcS8 - 480x360]


I was always partial to this one:
Tig Ol' Bitties - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
Youtube 90rHFreKjvs
 
2017-04-21 09:11:03 AM  
I was hoping this was going to be a Lacey Chabert thread.
 
2017-04-21 09:13:59 AM  
Jesus. She looks like the Grim Reaper if the Grim Reaper decided to try and snatch your soul by trying to hook up with you in some dimly-lit bar on the outskirts of Albuquerque.
 
2017-04-21 09:29:31 AM  
 
2017-04-21 09:29:57 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 09:33:34 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I was hoping this was going to be a Lacey Chabert thread.


img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net

Ok
 
2017-04-21 09:34:15 AM  

2chris2: Mean Girls star tries to make her boobs happen. She needs to stop trying to make her boobs happen

Does anyone have any idea what this was supposed to have meant?

Obviously she has boobs, so what was subby trying to say?


It's a (reworded) line from Mean Girls

img.memesuper.com
 
2017-04-21 09:39:36 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x635]


All the internets
 
2017-04-21 09:48:52 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x635]

All the internets


I love the way Shatner looks so put out by having to grab one.
 
2017-04-21 09:57:53 AM  
Good god she looks depressed. She looks like she's about to burst into tears. 'This is what my life has come to and this probably won't do any good' is the expression she's wearing... I don't think she has much hope left.
 
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