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(Right Wing Watch)   Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis"   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2017-04-20 11:06:20 PM  
Are "closet Nazis" like grammar Nazis, but are focused on organizing closets?
 
2017-04-20 11:43:25 PM  
Y'all healthy, wimmin-farking straight guys sure do think about gay men a lot....
 
2017-04-21 12:08:41 AM  
Shoebat: the most trusted name in news.
 
2017-04-21 12:11:16 AM  

RodneyToady: Are "closet Nazis" like grammar Nazis, but are focused on organizing closets?


I had come to ask who are the gay Nazis because I know some gay men who look like they prefer a little rough trade...

But you give me pause to consider a real alternative.  I have closets that definitely need disciplining.
 
2017-04-21 12:51:42 AM  

RodneyToady: Are "closet Nazis" like grammar Nazis, but are focused on organizing closets?


I need a closet Nazi. My closet is a mess. And I'm gay.
 
2017-04-21 01:08:28 AM  
well, now lets hold up a moment here folks.  yes, Shoebat is a f*cking whack job.  no argument there...but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

so lets consider this for a moment.  what is one thing that jumps out when speaking to fox news loving conservatives?  fear and hate for women.  what does fox news like to see?  big manly men, all sweaty and oiled up while doing big manly men sort of things.  I think I feel on somewhat firm ground here when I say that there does seem to be a thread of homo-eroticism running thru a lot of the GOP ideology.  now, there's certainly nothing wrong with that...but conservatives have a problem, since being the ghey is a big time no-no for 'em.   but they aren't going to drop the homo-erotic subtext because hey, sex sells.  illicit sex sells even more.

shoebat might actually have a valid point.  fox news likely does have a LOT of not so in the closet gay men running things over there.  given the over compensation and almost cartoonishly over the top harassment of women, fox news comes across as if it were being run by a bunch of deeply in the closet, catty, self hating gay men still in denial of their own sexuality.
 
2017-04-21 01:08:37 AM  

LIGAFF: Shoebat: the most trusted name in news.


It's for people who find Weasel Zippers too highbrow.
 
2017-04-21 01:08:57 AM  

RodneyToady: Are "closet Nazis" like grammar Nazis, but are focused on organizing closets?


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 01:14:57 AM  
What a closet Nazi might look like...

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 02:50:24 AM  
That's an ambitious recruiting task. How many "pro-gay closet Nazis" are there?

And what sort of kinky things are they doing with the hangers?
 
2017-04-21 03:14:32 AM  
Just how batshiat crazy do these people get?
 
2017-04-21 03:25:35 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

GIS: "pro-gay closet Nazis"

At least we're not Russia, yet.
 
2017-04-21 03:33:13 AM  

Bucky Katt: Just how batshiat crazy do these people get?


some of them believe that trump is under constant magickal attack from legions of witches who sit around on welfare all day long and do nothing but cast spells and weaken the country with communism, But if you  send them prayer money RIGHT NOW then well....the witches will win!

so yeah.  pretty crazy.
 
2017-04-21 04:33:34 AM  
In the name of fairness and in order to balance out the large numbers of closeted (and self loathing) gay/open Nazis the network now employs?

Well, that's progress now, innit?
 
2017-04-21 05:17:26 AM  
Pro-Gay Closet Nazis eh? Well it'll be a sight better than the Anti-Gay Open Nazis they were running I guess.
 
2017-04-21 05:19:12 AM  
Actually looking forward to being around extended family next month.... these are some O'Reilly worshipping fools.  But, they worship Fox News and I'm really curious about whether they've taken sides.
 
2017-04-21 05:29:21 AM  
*sigh*
 
2017-04-21 05:30:21 AM  
Right now it's filled with pro Nazi, closet gays.
So, that would be a change.
 
2017-04-21 05:30:22 AM  
Theodore Shoebat is gay, obviously.
 
2017-04-21 05:33:58 AM  

Mad Scientist: Theodore Shoebat is gay, obviously.


he does seem to talk about gay sex an awful lot.  moreso than my gay friends do, and they actually HAVE gay sex.
 
2017-04-21 05:37:12 AM  
Are we still moving the hyphen one word to the right?

Gay-closet Nazis sound fabulous.
 
2017-04-21 05:39:50 AM  
Fox New is filled with closet Nazis. The fact that they want to hire LGBT supporters should be seen as a positive step.
 
2017-04-21 05:50:14 AM  
This isn't how "It Can't Happen Here" happened!!!
 
2017-04-21 05:59:39 AM  
I think they meant to say "transsexual Nazi Eskimos"

Weird Al Yankovic - I can't watch this
Youtube -HaZvJZaiYQ
 
2017-04-21 05:59:45 AM  
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2017-04-21 06:08:55 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: RodneyToady: Are "closet Nazis" like grammar Nazis, but are focused on organizing closets?

I need a closet Nazi. My closet is a mess. And I'm gay.


I don't normally Farkie people with direct quotes, but in this case, how can I not?
 
2017-04-21 06:10:01 AM  

starsrift: Are we still moving the hyphen one word to the right?

Gay-closet Nazis sound fabulous.


I like it.  Especially since it suggests a change in the meaning of "pro" to "professional".  They're gay-closet Nazis who get paid, dammit.
 
2017-04-21 06:26:50 AM  
Who the fark is Theodore Shoebat and why does anyone give a wet shiat what it has to say?
 
2017-04-21 06:29:20 AM  
Pro-gay Closet Nazis is my Erasure cover band.
 
2017-04-21 06:33:54 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Who the fark is Theodore Shoebat and why does anyone give a wet shiat what it has to say?


he's a wacko fundie out in colorado.  elected official too, as I recall.  state representative, I think but I'd have to check for sure.

he's got an audience and a following.  so there's that.
 
2017-04-21 06:38:10 AM  
They fired him because he got too old.
 
2017-04-21 06:39:02 AM  
The sooner the US builds a wall on the Canadian border, the better. And take your lame ass NASCAR with you! lol
 
2017-04-21 06:40:16 AM  

Linux_Yes: They fired him because he got too old.


if that were true, it would only make it even more poetic justice than its already become....
 
2017-04-21 06:42:47 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: The sooner the US builds a wall on the Canadian border, the better. And take your lame ass NASCAR with you! lol


Only if we can decide which side of the wall to be on when it's done.
 
2017-04-21 06:54:00 AM  

wejash: RodneyToady: Are "closet Nazis" like grammar Nazis, but are focused on organizing closets?

I had come to ask who are the gay Nazis because I know some gay men who look like they prefer a little rough trade...

But you give me pause to consider a real alternative.  I have closets that definitely need disciplining.


The only gay Nazi I can think of is Milo
 
2017-04-21 07:11:13 AM  

loonatic112358: wejash: RodneyToady: Are "closet Nazis" like grammar Nazis, but are focused on organizing closets?

I had come to ask who are the gay Nazis because I know some gay men who look like they prefer a little rough trade...

But you give me pause to consider a real alternative.  I have closets that definitely need disciplining.

The only gay Nazi I can think of is Milo


Ernst Röhm and most of the leadership of the SA?
 
2017-04-21 07:12:32 AM  
They want to get rid of all the old cats and replace them with people who are more pro-homosexual, they're explicitly pro-homosexual, they're pro-perversion and they are also-they could be, that is-closet Nazis."

Because the Nazis just lurved themselves some Feelthy Queers.
 
2017-04-21 07:23:31 AM  
I just watched 30 seconds of a video where he says that he doesn't believe that gays should be murdered by vigilantes, because that's the government's job.

Fark this guy.
 
2017-04-21 07:31:50 AM  

Weaver95: Ed Grubermann: Who the fark is Theodore Shoebat and why does anyone give a wet shiat what it has to say?

he's a wacko fundie out in colorado.  elected official too, as I recall.  state representative, I think but I'd have to check for sure.

he's got an audience and a following.  so there's that.


I think you are thinking of Klingenschmitt (former elected official - apparently too batsh*t even for Colorado Springs).
 
2017-04-21 07:36:14 AM  

Weaver95: Bucky Katt: Just how batshiat crazy do these people get?

some of them believe that trump is under constant magickal attack from legions of witches who sit around on welfare all day long and do nothing but cast spells and weaken the country with communism, But if you  send them prayer money RIGHT NOW then well....the witches will win!

so yeah.  pretty crazy.


So... the reason poor people are poor is because they're witches, casting curses and evil spells, and the Rule of Three reflects more evil back onto them, so they cast more curs... and I've gone cross-eyed.
 
2017-04-21 07:48:18 AM  
That's quite a niche demographic
 
2017-04-21 07:52:21 AM  
Commie Nazis?

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 07:52:39 AM  

LarryDan43: That's quite a Nietzsche demographic


FTFY
 
2017-04-21 07:58:15 AM  
Yeah, because the ONE thing that we all know about the Nazis, is that they were TOTES all about loving the gheys...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-04-21 07:58:43 AM  
What a pro gay closet might look like.

us.123rf.com
 
2017-04-21 08:01:59 AM  

MindStalker: Fox New is filled with closet Nazis. The fact that they want to hire LGBT supporters should be seen as a positive step.


Goosestep or regular step?
 
2017-04-21 08:02:36 AM  
um wow!
his theory still has wet p00p on it
 
2017-04-21 08:06:02 AM  
Any relation to this guy?
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 08:10:37 AM  
Remember whenever a fundie points a finger, three fingers point back at him.
 
2017-04-21 08:13:18 AM  
Has the bar has been raised to a new level of insanity that can be coined 'shoebat-shiat insane?'
 
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