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2017-04-20 08:14:29 PM  
The sisterhood stresses that its seven members, despite the moniker, do not belong to any order of the Catholic Church.
The group says its Holy Trinity is the marijuana plant, specifically hemp, a strain of marijuana that has very low levels of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the psychoactive compound in the plant.


More like "Bogus ditch weed nuns"
 
2017-04-20 08:21:47 PM  

bearded clamorer: The group says its Holy Trinity is the marijuana plant, specifically hemp, a strain of marijuana that has very low levels of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the psychoactive compound in the plant.


And two other things hopefully.
 
2017-04-20 09:15:47 PM  
"I'm so freaking high right now..."

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2017-04-20 09:22:09 PM  
They should be careful. Weed can be habit for....shiat we're too late.
 
2017-04-20 10:32:04 PM  
No stems no seeds nothing you don't need,
Alcapulco Gold is a badassed weed.
 
2017-04-20 10:32:42 PM  
The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary (Official Music Video) + Lyrics
Youtube 8I8mWG6HlmU
 
2017-04-20 10:33:59 PM  
Gives "Two mules for Sister Sarah" a whole new meaning
 
2017-04-20 10:41:41 PM  
So you decided to be a Rastafarian. You're gonna be like those pieces of shiat out there who beg for change. They walk around like a bunch of farkin' zombies, they sleep in garbage bins, they eat what I throw away, and dogs piss on 'em. They got a word for 'em, they're called bums. And without a job, residence, or legal tender, that's what you're gonna be - a farkin' bum!
 
2017-04-20 10:42:27 PM  
"California weed fake nuns"

Fixed that for you.
 
2017-04-20 10:49:54 PM  
This would be so much easier if morans would just quit celebrating a bad habit.
We don't have tobacco Mountain Dew day.
 
2017-04-20 10:58:06 PM  
Eddie just got taken into custody @ LAX!
 
2017-04-20 10:58:21 PM  
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2017-04-20 11:10:46 PM  

mynameist: This would be so much easier if morans would just quit celebrating a bad habit.
We don't have tobacco Mountain Dew day.


Well, not yet. Every traditional holiday is an alcohol and gluttony day.

Light up Francis.
 
2017-04-20 11:16:44 PM  
It's a mission from god.

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2017-04-20 11:23:42 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Light up Francis


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Happy Hulka Day!
 
2017-04-20 11:32:01 PM  
. . . on call

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2017-04-20 11:37:50 PM  
One nun's hot.
 
2017-04-21 12:05:26 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: "I'm so freaking high right now..."

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"High" five!
 
2017-04-21 12:06:27 AM  

Salmon: One nun's hot.


The mother superior
 
2017-04-21 12:16:59 AM  
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2017-04-21 12:27:28 AM  
Why is this a surprise?
You have the Trappist Monks who brew beer.

You also the Cappuccino Monks that cultivate coffee beans.

This isn't a big step.

/I say son, the last one was a joke, now, you hear? Joke.
 
2017-04-21 12:56:20 AM  
As someone who hasn't smoked weed since the 70's is there anybody here who could advise me on what to buy at my local shop? There are the 'hybrids', indica, sativa? Any recommendations?
 
2017-04-21 01:29:23 AM  
California Weed Nuns?
I can't imagine that actually being literal.

I imagine leather, tattoos, piercings, screaming, and an amazing guitar solo.
California Weed Nuns could be the name of an all-girl heavy-metal band!

(reads article)
Wow.
They actually are California Weed Nuns.
I got nothing...
 
2017-04-21 01:33:56 AM  
Came for California Weed Nuns is my ___________ all-girl cover band.

Guess I'll do it.

Sigh.

Zip.

California Weed Nuns is my Cypress Hill all-girl cover band.

There.

/low-hanging fruit
 
2017-04-21 01:36:42 AM  
Crap.  While I was typing I got beat to the punch.
 
2017-04-21 03:17:09 AM  

biscuitsngravy: beat to the punch.


...is the name of MY all girl heavy metal band.
 
2017-04-21 03:34:21 AM  

bratface: As someone who hasn't smoked weed since the 70's is there anybody here who could advise me on what to buy at my local shop? There are the 'hybrids', indica, sativa? Any recommendations?


Pure sativas for ups, indicas to melt into your couch.
 
2017-04-21 05:54:14 AM  

bratface: As someone who hasn't smoked weed since the 70's is there anybody here who could advise me on what to buy at my local shop? There are the 'hybrids', indica, sativa? Any recommendations?


For a really nice 'sit-yoself-down-first' stone that has very little head-f*ckery, still keeps you conversation-lucid, and the only paranoia you'll get is "Did I buy enough munchies?!?", I would heartily recommend Blueberry as a strain. It's probably the closest to the 'giggly-munchie stone' of your memories.

It's my go-to for playing pool in bars with my beer swilling buddies. I drink less, chat more, and rule at pool.

There's plenty of strains to experement with, though. Do yourself a favour and go really really light on your first tryout of any new strain - that's advice of experience, btw!! :-)
 
2017-04-21 06:38:14 AM  
"A sister becomes a sister through a commercial relationship and earning a wage or a commission and we want to grow this way because we want to free the women, we don't want to make them more dependent," said Kate, whose real name is Christine Meeusen.

Hmmm.  So basically they're a weed co-op with some pseudo-religious wallpaper glued on.
 
2017-04-21 06:51:01 AM  

Robo Beat: "A sister becomes a sister through a commercial relationship and earning a wage or a commission and we want to grow this way because we want to free the women, we don't want to make them more dependent," said Kate, whose real name is Christine Meeusen.

Hmmm.  So basically they're a weed co-op with some pseudo-religious wallpaper glued on.


What is Seed-Prayer Televangelism for $200
 
2017-04-21 07:41:41 AM  
What's next, Hasidic hash?
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2017-04-21 07:59:51 AM  

BenJammin: What's next, Hasidic hash?
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Doubtful, seeing as the Hasids are rigidly opposed to anything that remotely resembles fun or enjoyment.

/Purim in Brooklyn is astouding, because it's the one day of the year the haredim don't look like they're completely farking miserable
 
2017-04-21 09:13:09 AM  

bearded clamorer: More like "Bogus ditch weed nuns"


Yesterday Alex Jones was accusing George Soros of making everyone's weed too strong, now you're kvetching about ditchweed.

It's okay. Settle down, and celebrate diversity.
 
2017-04-21 09:59:37 AM  
When I'm with her I'm confused, out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
 
2017-04-21 10:58:42 AM  
Merced?  Is this demonination related to the Sisters of Our Holy Lard over in Manteca?
 
2017-04-21 12:06:18 PM  
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2017-04-21 01:46:35 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: bratface: As someone who hasn't smoked weed since the 70's is there anybody here who could advise me on what to buy at my local shop? There are the 'hybrids', indica, sativa? Any recommendations?

Pure sativas for ups, indicas to melt into your couch.


Thanks Idamr.


uttertosh: bratface: As someone who hasn't smoked weed since the 70's is there anybody here who could advise me on what to buy at my local shop? There are the 'hybrids', indica, sativa? Any recommendations?

For a really nice 'sit-yoself-down-first' stone that has very little head-f*ckery, still keeps you conversation-lucid, and the only paranoia you'll get is "Did I buy enough munchies?!?", I would heartily recommend Blueberry as a strain. It's probably the closest to the 'giggly-munchie stone' of your memories.

It's my go-to for playing pool in bars with my beer swilling buddies. I drink less, chat more, and rule at pool.

There's plenty of strains to experiment with, though. Do yourself a favour and go really really light on your first tryout of any new strain - that's advice of experience, btw!! :-)



I didn't smoke weed much back in the day because of the paranoia, I had other drugs I preferred. But since I'll be smoking alone I suppose that will not be a factor and that it's legal in my state, so no worries about the cops. I do not sleep well so I was hoping to find a strain that would help me with that.Thanks for your advice.
 
2017-04-21 02:17:57 PM  

bratface: I do not sleep well so I was hoping to find a strain that would help me with that.Thanks for your advice.


ASK AT THE SHOP. If they don't know, get to a different shop.
 
2017-04-21 04:41:19 PM  
Makes sense. Afterall, Jesus is the most high.
 
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