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2017-04-20 06:37:54 PM  
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2017-04-20 10:49:45 PM  
As a person with normal brain function, I have a twinge of sympathy for those who are born with mental deficiencies like Aaron here.
 
2017-04-20 10:49:46 PM  
plenty more available

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2017-04-20 10:52:51 PM  
Supposedly this guy was murdering at the age of ten.  I'm not sure if a CTE scan is going to prove anything.  I'm pretty sure he is the NFL's first serial killer.
 
2017-04-20 10:58:26 PM  

FriarReb98: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 517x379]


Done in one, thread should be over.
 
2017-04-20 11:04:28 PM  
RIP Marty Feldman, threads done!
 
2017-04-20 11:04:31 PM  
Bullshiat. Too young for CTE. Just a psycho.
 
2017-04-20 11:05:30 PM  

FriarReb98: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 517x379]


Came here to post this if it wasn't here, satisfied by this and other postings, particularly the still from The Man with Two Brains.
 
2017-04-20 11:25:47 PM  
It's just because he was a football player. BU has been studying concussion effects on the brain for about 15 years and always asks for a footballer's brain after they died. Seeing as he was incarcerated just a few miles away, they decided to yell, "Dibs!" when he offed himself while leaving his brain intact.
 
2017-04-20 11:26:08 PM  
Just don't let anyone eat it. That's how the zombie apocalypse gets started.
 
2017-04-20 11:34:25 PM  
Can we take his now?

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2017-04-20 11:41:44 PM  
serving a life sentence for the 2013 murder of his friend

if that happened to me, i'd end the friendship
 
2017-04-20 11:46:02 PM  

uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.
 
2017-04-20 11:54:36 PM  

punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.


Why would he be dreaming of being a guy who's afraid of balding but not publicly crying?
 
2017-04-20 11:59:13 PM  

vesalius: punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.

Why would he be dreaming of being a guy who's afraid of balding but not publicly crying?


Because the guy is the best ever at what he does and has a wife who makes more money than he does.
 
2017-04-21 12:02:42 AM  

uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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I don't think anyone wants to go far enough up his arse to retrieve it.
 
2017-04-21 12:05:00 AM  

punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.

You mean the wife who said it's over if you meet Trump.
 
2017-04-21 12:10:25 AM  

uncleacid: punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.
You mean the wife who said it's over if you meet Trump.


So are you saying you never listen to Mrs. Uncleacid?
 
2017-04-21 12:17:21 AM  
CNN's clickbait headline was interesting, "Lawyer: Hernandez's brain held illegally"

That'll be a 10 yard penalty next year.
 
2017-04-21 01:08:18 AM  

moothemagiccow: Bullshiat. Too young for CTE. Just a psycho.


Jovan Belcher was only 25 when he died and tests showed that he had CTE. I'm not making any excuses for that piece of shiat, Hernandez is a triple murderer and deserves to burn in hell forever. Just pointing out that he wasn't too young (27) to have CTE.
 
2017-04-21 01:16:32 AM  

punkwrestler: vesalius: punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.

Why would he be dreaming of being a guy who's afraid of balding but not publicly crying?

Because the guy is the best ever at what he does and has a wife who makes more money than he does.


That's not a picture of Joe Montana
 
2017-04-21 01:22:12 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: punkwrestler: vesalius: punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

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Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.

Why would he be dreaming of being a guy who's afraid of balding but not publicly crying?

Because the guy is the best ever at what he does and has a wife who makes more money than he does.

That's not a picture of Joe Montana


I said the greatest, not the one who had a super team built around himwithout a salery cap, one who had to make dye with whatever the team could afford to place around him and made stars into players who would be ordinary on other teams. That is Tom Brady.
 
2017-04-21 01:50:16 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: punkwrestler: vesalius: punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

[img.fark.net image 200x200]

Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.

Why would he be dreaming of being a guy who's afraid of balding but not publicly crying?

Because the guy is the best ever at what he does and has a wife who makes more money than he does.

That's not a picture of Joe Montana


You are correct. That is not a picture of Joe Montana.
 
2017-04-21 02:35:43 AM  

mynameist: Supposedly this guy was murdering at the age of ten.  I'm not sure if a CTE scan is going to prove anything.  I'm pretty sure he is the NFL's first serial killer.


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Nah, this guy has killed before. Look at that face, the joy as he is reunited with his killin' glove.
 
2017-04-21 03:49:02 AM  

bratface: moothemagiccow: Bullshiat. Too young for CTE. Just a psycho.

Jovan Belcher was only 25 when he died and tests showed that he had CTE. I'm not making any excuses for that piece of shiat, Hernandez is a triple murderer and deserves to burn in hell forever. Just pointing out that he wasn't too young (27) to have CTE.


k cool thx
 
2017-04-21 05:39:24 AM  
I'm not sure his brain will provide much information than his hair line already does.
 
2017-04-21 09:19:02 AM  
It's not like he needs it anymore
 
2017-04-21 09:44:34 AM  

mynameist: Supposedly this guy was murdering at the age of ten.  I'm not sure if a CTE scan is going to prove anything.  I'm pretty sure he is the NFL's first serial killer.


What makes you so sure he is the first?
 
2017-04-21 10:45:19 AM  

mynameist: Supposedly this guy was murdering at the age of ten.  I'm not sure if a CTE scan is going to prove anything.  I'm pretty sure he is the NFL's first serial killer.


1) Can you give me a cite for that?  A quick Google didn't yield anything interesting happening with Aaron Hernandez in 1990.

2) A CTE scan of someone who was murdering at the age of ten might be interesting to some researchers.
 
2017-04-21 10:50:40 AM  
They Saved Hernandez's Brain
 
2017-04-21 11:43:20 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: punkwrestler: vesalius: punkwrestler: uncleacid: Can we take his now?

[img.fark.net image 200x200]

Jealous of the GOAT are we. Don't worry one day maybe you can have a Supermodel wife and be a Quaterback in the NFL, when you are dreaming.

Why would he be dreaming of being a guy who's afraid of balding but not publicly crying?

Because the guy is the best ever at what he does and has a wife who makes more money than he does.

That's not a picture of Joe Montana


To be fair, Joe Montana was never a Quaterback.
 
2017-04-21 11:48:06 PM  
This got me thinking something way too quickly:

I wonder which other famous nutbar's are there, that neuroscientists would really, really, really like to have drop dead - just so that they can section their brain?

Anyone spring to mind?
 
2017-04-22 01:24:27 AM  

NinthRing: This got me thinking something way too quickly:

I wonder which other famous nutbar's are there, that neuroscientists would really, really, really like to have drop dead - just so that they can section their brain?

Anyone spring to mind?


Trump?
 
2017-04-22 08:22:21 AM  

bratface: NinthRing: This got me thinking something way too quickly:

I wonder which other famous nutbar's are there, that neuroscientists would really, really, really like to have drop dead - just so that they can section their brain?

Anyone spring to mind?

Trump?


I didn't want to be the first one to mention the "T" word, but yeah. They have gotta be utterly fascinated by how his mind works (or how it doesn't...).

There are actually plenty of fascinating theories online by real neuroscientists & psychs of all kinds (& not just the usual nutters & trolls), about just what is happening inside that lump of orange dyed Swiss cheese that Trump calls a brain.

Trump's mental state is objectively getting worse:
• His vocabulary is shrinking to even fewer words than usual & becoming much more repetitious;
• His irrationality & mood swings are causing confusion amongst his inner circle, with contradictory commands to different individuals;
• His memory/recall deficits are getting obvious enough that even the mainstream media are noticing (*);
• And, (most disturbing of all) he's arguably demonstrating a symptom of Alzheimer's Disease known as "Sundowning". Check out some of the behaviours associated with Sundowning, here:
https://www.fightdementia.org.au/about-dementia/carers/behaviour-chan​g​es/sundowning
OK, now that's just disturbing...

*He just tweeted how great his friendship with Luciano Pavarotti is.
Going on & on about how great things are when they hang out together. It seems he's forgotten that the great tenor has been dead for 8 years...
 
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