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(The Raw Story)   Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Fail, United States Secretary of State, son-in-law Jared Kushner, American Jews, Barack Obama, President Donald Trump, President of the United States, United States, Thomas Jefferson  
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2017-04-20 05:50:23 PM  
War criminal repeatedly praised by Hillary Clinton damns the more liberal son-in-law of a warmongering, idiotic, Republican president with slightly less than faint praise.

You literally cannot make this shiat up.
 
2017-04-20 05:59:08 PM  

HedlessChickn: War criminal repeatedly praised by Hillary Clinton damns the more liberal son-in-law of a warmongering, idiotic, Republican president with slightly less than faint praise.

You literally cannot make this shiat up.


The premise of your book is too far-fetched. Please tone it down and resubmit :(
 
2017-04-20 06:28:31 PM  
Well...where's the rest of the letter?   Or did I miss it, somehow?
 
2017-04-20 06:55:41 PM  
HedlessChickn: ((((((( War criminal repeatedly praised by Hillary Clinton damns the more liberal son-in-law of a warmongering, idiotic, Republican president with slightly less than faint praise. )))))))))

FTFStormfront
 
2017-04-20 06:56:47 PM  
img.fark.net
  Also, this.
 
2017-04-20 07:01:06 PM  
He's a real estate guy.
 
2017-04-20 07:10:14 PM  
The "bless his heart" profile.
 
2017-04-20 07:21:27 PM  
I wish that asshole would write something terrible about me - I'd gleefully mount the article above my fireplace and drink wine a lot more and stare at it with a shiat-eating grin.

/no, not Kushner
//the other asshole
 
2017-04-20 07:25:40 PM  
It would be nice if someone kidnapped Kissinger and dropped him off at The Hague
 
2017-04-20 07:42:01 PM  

dr_blasto: It would be nice if someone kidnapped Kissinger and dropped him off at The Hague in a volcano


Though I can certainly appreciate and accept your version, I do prefer mine.
 
2017-04-20 11:35:07 PM  
Kissinger.  There's one man's lawn I would not want to be caught on.

/How I'm missing yer...
 
2017-04-21 12:09:14 AM  
The guy's only been in office a hundred days. That's hardly enough time to judge him by.
 
2017-04-21 12:13:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The guy's only been in office a hundred days. That's hardly enough time to judge him by.


And what office is that? Consiglone?
 
2017-04-21 12:15:13 AM  
Hmm ... maybe this Kushner guy isn't so bad after all ...

(fark you, Henry Kissinger)
 
2017-04-21 12:15:52 AM  

Krieghund: AverageAmericanGuy: The guy's only been in office a hundred days. That's hardly enough time to judge him by.

And what office is that? Consiglone?


Zabaglione.
 
2017-04-21 12:18:24 AM  
Ivanka Trump, Kushner's wife and daughter of the president, also made it on the Time 100 list, albeit with far more personal praise from Wendi Murdoch, producer and ex-wife of media tycoon Rupert Murdoch.
"I am deeply impressed by her courage to leave behind life as she knew it and move her young family to Washington to pursue positive change," she wrote.


Oh, FFS, you have GOT to be shiatting me... The richer-than-rich daughter of a spoiled billionaire moves to the White House so that she can make even MORE money directly off of the American taxpayer doing a job nobody can define, and working in areas she has NO experience in, and it's "courage"? Fark that, it's called "grifting".
 
2017-04-21 12:22:14 AM  
How to be Preppy
Youtube 4QKn338hl6s
 
2017-04-21 12:23:25 AM  
That Kissinger still draws breath is proof that Hell has standards.
 
2017-04-21 12:24:19 AM  
He could have written anything and instead he wrote nothing.
 
2017-04-21 12:32:50 AM  
Considering Kissenger is in the CNI and pushed for Tillerson  as the Secretary of State and Gov Huntsman the ambassadorship to Russia.  That CNI may have pushed for the russia Rosneft deal and been one of the major players in this great conpsiracy.  It is so very amusing to me to watch this war criminal and possible traitor hate on Kushner.  They autocannibalization of the Trump admin is still in action.
 
2017-04-21 12:33:38 AM  
That old war criminal Kissinger is still alive?
 
2017-04-21 12:33:44 AM  

major hatred: Considering Kissenger is in the CNI and pushed for Tillerson  as the Secretary of State and Gov Huntsman the ambassadorship to Russia.  That CNI may have pushed for the russia Rosneft deal and been one of the major players in this great conpsiracy.  It is so very amusing to me to watch this war criminal and possible traitor hate on Kushner.  They autocannibalization of the Trump admin is still in action.


happy 420, i can't spell right now.
 
2017-04-21 12:38:03 AM  

Mikey1969: Ivanka Trump, Kushner's wife and daughter of the president, also made it on the Time 100 list, albeit with far more personal praise from Wendi Murdoch, producer and ex-wife of media tycoon Rupert Murdoch.
"I am deeply impressed by her courage to leave behind life as she knew it and move her young family to Washington to pursue positive change," she wrote.

Oh, FFS, you have GOT to be shiatting me... The richer-than-rich daughter of a spoiled billionaire moves to the White House so that she can make even MORE money directly off of the American taxpayer doing a job nobody can define, and working in areas she has NO experience in, and it's "courage"? Fark that, it's called "grifting".


For extra bonus points: it's written by Putins girlfriend.
 
2017-04-21 12:40:32 AM  

Mikey1969: Ivanka Trump, Kushner's wife and daughter of the president, also made it on the Time 100 list, albeit with far more personal praise from Wendi Murdoch, producer and ex-wife of media tycoon Rupert Murdoch.
"I am deeply impressed by her courage to leave behind life as she knew it and move her young family to Washington to pursue positive change," she wrote.

Oh, FFS, you have GOT to be shiatting me... The richer-than-rich daughter of a spoiled billionaire moves to the White House so that she can make even MORE money directly off of the American taxpayer doing a job nobody can define, and working in areas she has NO experience in, and it's "courage"? Fark that, it's called "grifting".


Wendi is a close personal friend of Ivanka.
 
2017-04-21 12:49:48 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Kissinger.  There's one man's lawn I would not want to be caught on.

/How I'm missing yer...


He's like a German parakeet...
 
2017-04-21 01:02:52 AM  
Kissinger probably caught Kushner paying to watch a Jane Fonda movie.
 
2017-04-21 01:23:48 AM  
It's always nice when assholes start punching eachother.
 
2017-04-21 01:38:00 AM  
The only thing I have to say to Kissinger is "Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus"
 
2017-04-21 04:47:00 AM  
Jared has his eyebrows done, doesn't he?
 
2017-04-21 05:02:28 AM  

Gubbo: HedlessChickn: War criminal repeatedly praised by Hillary Clinton damns the more liberal son-in-law of a warmongering, idiotic, Republican president with slightly less than faint praise.

You literally cannot make this shiat up.

The premise of your book is too far-fetched. Please tone it down and resubmit :(


[Summary of the last 6 months]

Sir,
We are sorry but we cannot accept your alternate-reality comic for publication; the plot is completely over the top and the characters are much too unrealistically and one-dimensionally evil for evil's sake.

/Lex Luthor had to give up control of LexCorp to be President because of the emoluments clause
//Yes, that's right, Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain
///Third slashie wants to wake up screaming, knowing the nightmare is over
 
2017-04-21 07:09:34 AM  
I guess everyone missed the veiled threat/warning implicit in flying too close to the sun. Really, that was one of the nastiest commentaries on anyone I've ever read.
 
2017-04-21 08:03:00 AM  
He is about as deserving of this as Obama was of his peace prize.  He hasn't really done anything yet.  The trump of the campaign looked more in the mold of bannon. He is tasked with much now, but so far, we haven't seen anything of note that you could credit to him.
 
2017-04-21 11:35:27 AM  
This made me laugh.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-04-21 12:31:19 PM  
As much as my default assumption is all things Trump related are bad at best, horrific at worst/usually... I see Henry Kissinger's condemnation as just shy if getting a medal of honor.  Perhaps this comically sums it up best.

static.celebuzz.com
 
2017-04-21 01:17:44 PM  

bk3k: As much as my default assumption is all things Trump related are bad at best, horrific at worst/usually... I see Henry Kissinger's condemnation as just shy if getting a medal of honor.  Perhaps this comically sums it up best.

[static.celebuzz.com image 609x800]


An older Doogie Howser reading a letter?
 
2017-04-21 02:09:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I guess everyone missed the veiled threat/warning implicit in flying too close to the sun. Really, that was one of the nastiest commentaries on anyone I've ever read.


Yeah, I noticed that, too. "Flying close to the sun" almost never has good connotations due to that one kid and his experience with it. A bit of shade (or critical lack thereof, I suppose) thrown.
 
2017-04-21 05:42:30 PM  
I am sure the hundreds of thousands of people he mercilessly bombed to death in southeast asia would have rather gotten a passive aggressive note.
 
2017-04-21 10:31:23 PM  

RINO: bk3k: As much as my default assumption is all things Trump related are bad at best, horrific at worst/usually... I see Henry Kissinger's condemnation as just shy if getting a medal of honor.  Perhaps this comically sums it up best.

[static.celebuzz.com image 609x800]

An older Doogie Howser reading a letter?


Not sure if serious so:


Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Full [HD] [sub ita/eng/esp]
Youtube Of9kHpCv1ts
 
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