Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo)   Gisele releases tweets out and possibly gives away the details of the "family matters" that kept Tom from visiting the White House. It appears that she said "Oh fark no"   ( yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, President of the United States, Tom Brady, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, White House, New England Patriots, Donald Trump Disses, Gisele  
•       •       •

1600 clicks; posted to Sports » on 20 Apr 2017 at 6:50 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



26 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2017-04-20 04:53:42 PM  
pleasebebuttstuffpleasebebuttstuff.
<click>
damnit.
 
2017-04-20 05:20:50 PM  
I'm sure that Tom's decision not to go to the White House was in no way influenced by a threat from Gisele to chop his balls off with a plastic butterknife.
 
2017-04-20 06:47:56 PM  
Good for her. Men need guidance.
 
2017-04-20 06:56:37 PM  
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2017-04-20 06:56:38 PM  
I hope she shoved that Make America Great Again hat so far up his ass that he could taste it in the back of his throat.
/I bet it tastes like coal dust and shame
 
2017-04-20 07:13:35 PM  
Poor Tom.  If only he'd bought met a proper trophy wife like Melania.
 
2017-04-20 07:23:34 PM  

ginandbacon: Good for her. Men need guidance.


Agreed.

Also HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

/fark Trump
 
2017-04-20 07:27:17 PM  
You couldn't write this shiat.
 
2017-04-20 07:53:01 PM  
So the "his mom has cancer" story wasn't it?
 
2017-04-20 07:54:04 PM  
Maybe he had to stay home & wait for Gisele's shipment of HGH.
 
2017-04-20 08:03:44 PM  
Maybe he'll get tired of her shiat but her pregnant while also seeing a model on the side

/wonder where I've heard that before
 
2017-04-20 08:45:53 PM  
He does not control the Gis
 
2017-04-20 09:29:44 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Maybe he had to stay home & wait for Gisele's shipment of HGH.


Let's face it - Brady is the real celebrity, here. Trump is a rich guy who always tries to hang around with cool celebrities, who never respect him, and who he ends up having it in for.
He is a perpetual jackal at other people's feasts - and giving him power was possibly the worst mistake America ever made.
I guess we'll see.
 
2017-04-20 09:30:12 PM  

Flappyhead: Poor Tom.  If only he'd bought met a proper trophy wife like Melania.


You got it backward.

He's the trophy.
 
2017-04-20 09:59:06 PM  

aintnuttintofarkwith: Flappyhead: Poor Tom.  If only he'd bought met a proper trophy wife like Melania.

You got it backward.

He's the trophy.


Gis is worth $360M to his $180M. Tom better watch his step.
 
2017-04-20 10:01:01 PM  
Let's be honest.  He came down with a case of Democrats Buy Jerseys, Too.
 
2017-04-20 10:59:36 PM  
It's because Trump's ego is overinflated.
 
2017-04-21 12:05:29 AM  
I have a new appreciation of her now.
 
2017-04-21 12:38:40 AM  

TheOther: aintnuttintofarkwith: Flappyhead: Poor Tom.  If only he'd bought met a proper trophy wife like Melania.

You got it backward.

He's the trophy.

Gis is worth $360M to his $180M. Tom better watch his step.


Not sure I get your meaning, if anything he'd get paid. That makes a divorce easier for him - not harder.
 
2017-04-21 02:02:39 AM  

JohnBigBootay: TheOther: aintnuttintofarkwith: Flappyhead: Poor Tom.  If only he'd bought met a proper trophy wife like Melania.

You got it backward.

He's the trophy.

Gis is worth $360M to his $180M. Tom better watch his step.

Not sure I get your meaning, if anything he'd get paid. That makes a divorce easier for him - not harder.


And admit that an alpha male like him would need to take a woman's money?
 
2017-04-21 02:50:49 AM  
I hope Mr Brady doesn't waste even a nanosecond worrying that he's possibly lost something valuable by not having "President" Trumpster-Dumpster as his buddy any more.
 
2017-04-21 07:02:06 AM  

FrancoFile: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 564x712]


s2.postimg.org

s2.postimg.org
 
2017-04-21 11:47:24 AM  
Let's see, Gisele or Donald the Fat F*ck Trump, Gisele, or Donald the Fat F*ck Trump. Yeah I'm going to keep Gisele happy
 
2017-04-21 12:29:33 PM  

Flappyhead: And admit that an alpha male like him would need to take a woman's money?


I don't think anyone would argue he'd 'need' the money. Just saying he would most certainly NOT take a financial bath in a divorce and may actually come out ahead. I'm sure he's SOME kind of alpha male - but more the the kind that enjoys a spa day and knows a lot more about skin lotion than the average guy in the locker room. Anyway, as a guy who already had a kid with someone else marrying a high profile person who made more than he does I'd wager they had a prenup as a matter of course. They know who who gets what and they've known since the beginning. Probably a non-factor.
 
2017-04-21 02:02:09 PM  
...giving him power was possibly the worst mistake America ever made.
I guess we'll see.


Better than Hillary winning.  I'd comment on her pantsuits and appearance but evidently you can only make fun of white men.
 
2017-04-21 02:12:59 PM  

DRTFA: ...giving him power was possibly the worst mistake America ever made.
I guess we'll see.

Better than Hillary winning.  I'd comment on her pantsuits and appearance but evidently you can only make fun of white men.


Oh, poor oppressed you.
 
Displayed 26 of 26 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report