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(The Raw Story)   One of Trump's most trusted sources now says that his weed is too strong and it's George Soros' fault   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 04:46:42 PM  
So if I understand this correctly, chili is more likely to cause short-term memory loss than marijuana.

/I wonder if AJ checks under his bed for Soros every night
 
2017-04-20 05:28:01 PM  
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2017-04-20 05:30:53 PM  
The obvious conclusion is that he shiats his brains out every time he has chilli, and we know new brain cells are pretty slow to grow
 
2017-04-20 05:33:40 PM  

mjjt: The obvious conclusion is that he shiats his brains out every time he has chilli, and we know new brain cells are pretty slow to grow


I can't even begin to comprehend the whole thing about chili affecting your memory.  I mean, I've eaten chili that made me fart like the brass section of the London Philharmonic playing The Ring Cycle at full blast, but I didn't have any issues remembering anything while I was ripping ass.
 
2017-04-20 05:34:47 PM  
During his testimony, Jones claimed that he smoked marijuana once a year to "monitor its strength," and he claimed that its gotten progressively stronger over the years - and he thinks that George Soros is somehow involved.

Stupid teenagers who get busted by their folks come up with better excuses than that.
 
2017-04-20 05:35:33 PM  

jake_lex: mjjt: The obvious conclusion is that he shiats his brains out every time he has chilli, and we know new brain cells are pretty slow to grow

I can't even begin to comprehend the whole thing about chili affecting your memory.  I mean, I've eaten chili that made me fart like the brass section of the London Philharmonic playing The Ring Cycle at full blast, but I didn't have any issues remembering anything while I was ripping ass.


Yeah, if anything, memory of my bad chili trips is sharpened.
 
2017-04-20 06:19:10 PM  
I.....I can't even.....
 
2017-04-20 07:05:00 PM  
I never before noticed how close together his eyes are.

Oh, he smokes once a year and he's some expert on cannabis strength? Gebus, the guy has some sort of ego eh?
 
2017-04-20 07:25:52 PM  
During his testimony, Jones claimed that he smoked marijuana once a year to "monitor its strength," and he claimed that its gotten progressively stronger over the years - and he thinks that George Soros is somehow involved.

Conservatives, Trumpkins, Fark Independentstm, alt-trolls, and Republicans *actually will believe this* complete pile of shiat too.

/right wingers: the worst humans
 
2017-04-20 07:27:35 PM  
One of the presidents most trusted advisors.
 
2017-04-20 07:27:59 PM  
I've gone from, "Alex Jones shouldn't keep custody of his kids" all the way out to, "Alex Jones should not be allowed near anyone's kids."
 
2017-04-20 07:28:26 PM  
I think Chipotle has the same effect because I'm sitting on the crapper and for the life of me I can't remember what it's like to not have a burning bunghole.
 
2017-04-20 07:29:10 PM  

raerae1980: I.....I can't even.....


Can you odd?
 
2017-04-20 07:30:29 PM  
Yeah, that's exactly what you want to say in front of a jury during your child custody case, that you habitually abuse illegal narcotics.
 
2017-04-20 07:30:44 PM  

jake_lex: mjjt: The obvious conclusion is that he shiats his brains out every time he has chilli, and we know new brain cells are pretty slow to grow

I can't even begin to comprehend the whole thing about chili affecting your memory.  I mean, I've eaten chili that made me fart like the brass section of the London Philharmonic playing The Ring Cycle at full blast, but I didn't have any issues remembering anything while I was ripping ass.


It's based on something AJ said.
 
2017-04-20 07:31:26 PM  
What a pathetic joke of a human being he is.

Unfortunately since so many - including our moron king of a president - think he's brilliant he's a joke told by a particular comedian:

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2017-04-20 07:32:26 PM  
Straight jacket coming out.
 
2017-04-20 07:32:38 PM  

Bugerz: raerae1980: I.....I can't even.....

Can you odd?


that sounds like math......so no.   lol
 
2017-04-20 07:32:58 PM  
I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.
 
2017-04-20 07:34:21 PM  

gunga galunga: Yeah, that's exactly what you want to say in front of a jury during your child custody case, that you habitually abuse illegal narcotics.


Back off, man. He's a lyin'tist.
 
2017-04-20 07:35:16 PM  
Is there anything George Soros can't do?  He's like a God come to Earth.
 
2017-04-20 07:35:29 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.


It's a lot like being Lindsay Logan's PR agent having to assure TMZ on a daily basis "Lindsay takes her rehab very seriously".
 
2017-04-20 07:37:25 PM  

mithras_angel: I've gone from, "Alex Jones shouldn't keep custody of his kids" all the way out to, "Alex Jones should not be allowed near anyone's kids."


Yup, no matter what age the kids are.
 
2017-04-20 07:37:55 PM  

Diogenes: During his testimony, Jones claimed that he smoked marijuana once a year to "monitor its strength," and he claimed that its gotten progressively stronger over the years - and he thinks that George Soros is somehow involved.

Stupid teenagers who get busted by their folks come up with better excuses than that.


At any time you could find weed that you have to smoke a bail of to catch a buzz, and weed that makes you fall off the couch and curl up into a giggling fetal mess.  So how does smoking once a year some weed that falls somewhere along that spectrum give you any insight into that year's quality?  I hope his wife's lawyer beat the shiat out of him for that stupid excuse.
 
2017-04-20 07:38:38 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.


I don't. He's not a public defender. He took the job.
pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-04-20 07:38:38 PM  
Hey retards, ever since it was legalized we've had these things called concentrates. Wait til you find out how "strong" that is.

And Soros? What the ever loving fark?
 
2017-04-20 07:38:57 PM  

bmwericus: I never before noticed how close together his eyes are.

Oh, he smokes once a year and he's some expert on cannabis strength? Gebus, the guy has some sort of ego eh?


A psychologist literally testified that he has narcissistic personality disorder. During the trial. No, I'm not making this up.
 
2017-04-20 07:39:53 PM  

minorshan: Satanic_Hamster: I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.

I don't. He's not a public defender. He took the job.
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True, but do you really think he fully realized what a dipshiatstorm he was getting into?
 
2017-04-20 07:40:20 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.


You think the lawyer's doing this shiat for free?
 
2017-04-20 07:43:50 PM  
I would be outraged but he's hanging himself.

As reported by BuzzFeed's Charlie Warzel, Jones was asked about his drug and alcohol use by attorney Bobby Newman, who is representing Jones' ex-wife Kelly in the custody battle over the couple's three children.

During his testimony, Jones claimed that he smoked marijuana once a year to "monitor its strength," and he claimed that its gotten progressively stronger over the years - and he thinks that George Soros is somehow involved.


Motherfarker stated this shiat for the record when they're trying to assess his parental fitness. Lulz.
 
2017-04-20 07:45:21 PM  
Once a year? How has he not died yet like Becky?
 
2017-04-20 07:46:42 PM  
What planet is that fatass from where it's a brand new year every couple hours?
 
2017-04-20 07:49:54 PM  
His kids should be given into the custody of someone more mentally stable, like Ted Kaczynski.
 
2017-04-20 07:52:53 PM  
There are people in America, many people, who believe Alex Jones is a beacon of truth.

Said it before and I'll say it again: This country isn't worth saving.
 
2017-04-20 07:53:55 PM  

moothemagiccow: Satanic_Hamster: I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.

You think the lawyer's doing this shiat for free?


You've never had a job that turned out to be way, way worse than expected?
 
2017-04-20 07:54:08 PM  
So I'm just grasping at straws here, but I'm assuming Jones is not an MD...or maybe even legally sane.
 
2017-04-20 07:55:36 PM  
Is Alex aware that it's not a good idea to put forth the insanity defense in a custody battle? Please, don't tell him. The more he keeps this up, the longer he'll be residing in a nice cushy padded cell, where he and his ilk belong.
 
2017-04-20 07:56:15 PM  
randomjsa's personal hero, in all his glory.
 
2017-04-20 07:58:27 PM  
fark yeah! Thanks, Soros!
 
2017-04-20 07:58:48 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: moothemagiccow: Satanic_Hamster: I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.

You think the lawyer's doing this shiat for free?

You've never had a job that turned out to be way, way worse than expected?


He gets paid win or lose!
 
2017-04-20 08:00:12 PM  

shastacola: Is there anything George Soros can't do?  He's like a God come to Earth.


Farkin' Snowball. Always messing things up.
 
2017-04-20 08:01:33 PM  

moothemagiccow: He gets paid win or lose!


Yeah, but he still has to deal with that dipshiat and have a case go south for no reason.
 
2017-04-20 08:03:49 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: minorshan: Satanic_Hamster: I actually feel sorry for his lawyer.

I don't. He's not a public defender. He took the job.
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True, but do you really think he fully realized what a dipshiatstorm he was getting into?


I should hope so. It's not like Jones' crazy is a secret. Plus he had to have talked to him for more than 10 seconds before taking the case.
 
2017-04-20 08:05:24 PM  
There is no such thing as weed that's "too strong."  Especially during a trump administration.
 
2017-04-20 08:09:08 PM  

minorshan: I should hope so. It's not like Jones' crazy is a secret. Plus he had to have talked to him for more than 10 seconds before taking the case.


But Alex assured him that it was just an act, a character he played!   I have no doubt that Jones is capable of not acting a dipshiat long enough to sign a contract.
 
2017-04-20 08:26:31 PM  
Please, Mr. Jones. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO go on...

To be clear, Texas has decided to NOT go after an ounce or less, but announcing that you're receiving even 7 ounces or less, even for free, is going to get your benefactor boned in the hiney. If you're paying for it, even more so.

So, I guess the question is, after this custody battle is to investigate his claims of receiving controlled substances.

BRILLIANT!
 
2017-04-20 08:29:15 PM  
George Soros caused me to stub my toe
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-04-20 08:32:25 PM  
That's exactly like saying "I test one alcohol every year to see how strong it is." Does he seriously not know about the zillions of strains and their differences in potency?

Oh, right, he's a brilliant performance artist.
 
2017-04-20 08:44:19 PM  
So, the insanity defense, then?
 
2017-04-20 08:51:01 PM  

stk: That's exactly like saying "I test one alcohol every year to see how strong it is." Does he seriously not know about the zillions of strains and their differences in potency?

Oh, right, he's a brilliant performance artist.


I test at least one alcohol every day to see how strong it is until said point where I become sleepy.  The experiment has been going on for years, and I have concluded that alcohol works.
 
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